an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing
- 2026-10-11
0fdc47364c8cgame: the thread announces itself at turn ten and teaches meditation…1mo ago7d3fb63208bfgame: your brother tells Mum and the shop opens a session…1mo agoec6fd4bb5b60http: keep the shafts uncompressed and give the foreskin a body…1mo ago- 2026-10-10
9875fd099b4fdocs: introduce jelqd with a curl example1mo ago99524cf9f17cjelqd: add the web ui, signed cookies, and permadeath for careless play…1mo ago2ea5ef81f040jelqd: add a base rupture chance that climbs with EQ…1mo agoc3e0c27cf8fdjelqd: add degloving, zipper incidents, window footage, and other mishaps…1mo agod1cbd183925djelqd: shift careful-play deaths from zippers to ruptures…1mo agoba879f96510djelqd: decode gzip bodies in the ui replay…1mo agod2e314cf03d5nix: replace crane and flake-utils with nixpkgs buildRustPackage…1mo agoaa2ded963efedocs: bring the design doc up to date with the game1mo agoefabd4e76236jelqd: answer natural 20s with 308 Permanent Redirect…1mo ago782069860236jelqd: restructure into typed modules and close the review's correctness gaps…1mo ago185851447cebui: rebuild the page around links, method radios, and a persistent log…1mo ago9683736a2c5ejelqd: switch to British spelling and setting…1mo ago431c1bc8ded1ui: show watchers, Mum and warnings as alerts only while they apply…1mo agoef7d6dee5976jelqd: localise into en-GB, en-US and en-AU by Accept-Language…1mo ago4b690ff501b8ui: only show request fields the current turn can use…1mo ago58e1fb3943e6ui: offer only the moves the run can make right now…1mo ago7288fc269bb6jelqd: never leave the page waiting on a reply that will not come…1mo ago585e6b7ce086ui: put the newest turn at the top of the log…1mo agoe76ab808e7adui: explain partial bodies and exhaustion where they happen…1mo agod604371299fbui: group resources and only link the ones worth visiting…1mo agoad00e0e051a1jelqd: make the ruler in the bedroom drawer a coin toss…1mo ago0d604ee39751game: close the ignore-Mum and cage key holes…1mo agof39b10e20a0bhttp: send X-Length instead of the self-report once the ruler is found…1mo agod46f9d0b953ahttp: keep story choices reachable and handle inch ranges1mo agoa9b016e4b248jelqd: add floor 1 vertical slice1mo agodfa38cf4cd4bjelqd: add floors 2 through 7, the shop, and the remaining status codes…1mo ago177535ac8abfjelqd: fix issues found by exploratory play…1mo ago