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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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atagen <boss@atagen.co>2026-10-11 04:40 UTC

13 files changed+82-22

game: your brother tells Mum and the shop opens a session

The flatmate was narratively incoherent in a house with Mum in it, so floor 2 now has a brother whose 208 doubles the odds Mum visits for the rest of the floor. Shop stock only advertised itself in the body, so the UI lost it every turn. A GET opens a shopping session that survives browsing and buying and ends at the next JELQ, with stock linked as shop-item rels. Mum dismisses herself with a Warning now that she believes you, the 303 says goodbye to the floor you left, and the excuse vocabulary has room to breathe.

Modified file: src/game/floors.rs+2 additions−1 deletions@@ -60,10 +60,11 @@ impl Run {
         if self.chance(ZIP) {
             return Err(self.end(Cause::Zip));
         }
+        let left = self.floor.name();
         let reverted = self.here.temp_length;
         self.next_floor(true);
         let mut body = json!({
-            "detail": format!("You have arrived at {}.", self.floor.name()),
+            "detail": format!("You leave {left}. You have arrived at {}.", self.floor.name()),
             "note": self.floor.note(),
         });
         if reverted > 0.0 {

Modified file: src/game/hazards.rs+4 additions−4 deletions@@ -109,14 +109,14 @@ impl Run {
                 self.touch();
                 if self.items.door_locks > 0 {
                     self.items.door_locks -= 1;
-                    self.notices.push("the flatmate tried the door");
+                    self.notices.push("your brother tried the door");
                     return Ok(());
                 }
-                self.here.flatmate_told = true;
+                self.here.brother_told = true;
                 Err(Problem::new(
                     StatusCode::CONFLICT,
-                    "flatmate",
-                    "The flatmate needs the bathroom. He will mention this to people.",
+                    "brother",
+                    "Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
                 ))
             }
             Floor::ChangingRoom => {

Modified file: src/game/household.rs+19 additions−2 deletions@@ -10,8 +10,23 @@ use super::{
 };
 use crate::problem::Problem;
 
-const EXCUSES: [&str; 3] = ["changing", "homework", "pulled a muscle"];
-const CHRISTMAS_EXCUSES: [&str; 3] = ["on a call", "wrapping presents", "folding the washing"];
+const EXCUSES: [&str; 7] = [
+    "changing",
+    "homework",
+    "pulled a muscle",
+    "tidying",
+    "the washing up",
+    "fed the cat",
+    "revising",
+];
+const CHRISTMAS_EXCUSES: [&str; 6] = [
+    "on a call",
+    "wrapping presents",
+    "folding the washing",
+    "hanging the lights",
+    "helping Nan",
+    "peeling sprouts",
+];
 const TRUTHS: [&str; 3] = ["the truth", "truth", "honesty"];
 const TRUE_WHEN_PULLED: &str = "pulled a muscle";
 
@@ -206,6 +221,8 @@ impl Run {
     fn leave_door(&mut self) {
         self.mum = None;
         self.suspicion = 0;
+        self.notices
+            .push("Mum seems satisfied. She takes the washing with her.");
         self.touch();
     }
 }

Modified file: src/game/items.rs+1−1

@@ -83,7 +83,7 @@ impl Item {

8383 }

8484 Self::IcePack => "Lowers EQ by 40. Use technique=ice.",

8585 Self::Ruler => "Measures honestly. The length resource now carries a Content-Length.",

86- Self::DoorLock => "Keeps the flatmate out once.",

86+ Self::DoorLock => "Keeps your brother out once.",

8787 Self::DndSign => "Works on housekeeping. Mum does not read signs.",

8888 Self::Blinds => "The neighbour has a good camera. The blinds are better.",

8989 Self::Pump => "A pump.",

Modified file: src/game/mod.rs+1−1

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ mod utility;

1515

1616 pub use body::PatchOp;

1717 pub use forum::{ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED, FORUM_THREAD, forum_thread};

18-pub use items::{Item, Items};

18+pub use items::{Item, Items, SHOP};

1919 pub use outcome::{Outcome, Payload};

2020 pub use state::{

2121 Cause, Clinic, Conditions, Elder, Ending, Floor, FloorState, Grip, MumVisit, Observer, Story,

Modified file: src/game/state.rs+3 additions−2 deletions@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@ impl Floor {
     pub fn note(self) -> &'static str {
         match self {
             Self::Bedroom => "The door does not lock. The cat is present.",
-            Self::Bathroom => "The water is hot. The flatmate showers at eight.",
+            Self::Bathroom => "The water is hot. Your brother showers at eight.",
             Self::ChangingRoom => {
                 "It is cold. Discretion is advised. Everyone here is lying. Pump-Bro is by the lockers."
             }
@@ -136,7 +136,8 @@ pub struct FloorState {
     pub temp_length: f64,
     pub teapot: bool,
     pub towel_stolen: bool,
-    pub flatmate_told: bool,
+    pub brother_told: bool,
+    pub shopping: bool,
     pub wifi_accepted: bool,
 }
 

Modified file: src/game/turn.rs+8 additions−4 deletions@@ -307,6 +307,7 @@ impl Run {
         self.touch();
         self.turn += 1;
         self.here.turns += 1;
+        self.here.shopping = false;
         self.realise();
         if self.items.extender {
             self.length += EXTENDER_GAIN;
@@ -369,7 +370,10 @@ impl Run {
             return;
         }
         let summoned = was_below && self.suspicion == SUSPICION_LIMIT;
-        let visits = u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1;
+        let mut visits = u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1;
+        if self.here.brother_told {
+            visits *= 2;
+        }
         if summoned || self.rng.random_ratio(visits, super::balance::MUM_VISIT) {
             let errand = self.errand(summoned);
             let nonce = self.fresh_nonce();
@@ -533,13 +537,13 @@ impl Run {
 
     fn gossip(&mut self, mut outcome: Outcome) -> Outcome {
         let reportable = matches!(outcome.status.as_u16(), 200 | 202 | 206);
-        if !self.here.flatmate_told || !reportable {
+        if !self.here.brother_told || !reportable {
             return outcome;
         }
-        self.here.flatmate_told = false;
+        self.here.brother_told = false;
         outcome.status = StatusCode::ALREADY_REPORTED;
         if let Payload::Json(body) = &mut outcome.payload {
-            body["detail"] = json!("The flatmate has already told everyone.");
+            body["detail"] = json!("Your brother has already told Mum.");
         }
         outcome
     }

Modified file: src/game/utility.rs+1−1

@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ impl Run {

3333 let (boost, detail) = if self.floor == Floor::Bathroom {

3434 (

3535 SHOWER_EQ,

36- "Warmed up. The shower is hot. The flatmate's will not be.",

36+ "Warmed up. The shower is hot. Your brother's will not be.",

3737 )

3838 } else if self.here.towel_stolen {

3939 (TOWELLESS_EQ, "Warmed up, poorly. The cat has the towel.")

Modified file: src/http/run.rs+14 additions−1 deletions@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ use tokio::io::AsyncWriteExt;
 
 use super::{AppState, ctx::Ctx, meta, middleware::Compress, resource::Resource, runs};
 use crate::{
-    game::{Elder, FORUM_THREAD, Floor, Run, Story, balance::SUSPICION_LIMIT},
+    game::{Elder, FORUM_THREAD, Floor, Run, SHOP, Story, balance::SUSPICION_LIMIT},
     headers::{
         X_CASH, X_EQ, X_FLOOR, X_FORESKIN, X_GIRTH, X_LENGTH, X_OBSERVED_BY,
         X_SELF_REPORTED_LENGTH, X_SHAME, X_STAMINA, X_SUSPICION,
@@ -156,6 +156,19 @@ fn links(run: &Run, now: Instant) -> String {
                 run.path("")
             )
         }))
+        .chain(run.here.shopping.then(|| {
+            SHOP.iter()
+                .filter_map(|item| {
+                    let price = item.price()?;
+                    Some(format!(
+                        "<{}>; rel=\"{REL_BASE}shop-item\"; title=\"{} for {price}\"; allow=\"POST\"",
+                        run.path(&format!("/shop/{}", item.slug())),
+                        item.slug()
+                    ))
+                })
+                .collect::<Vec<_>>()
+                .join(", ")
+        }))
         .collect::<Vec<_>>()
         .join(", ")
 }

Modified file: src/http/runs.rs+5 additions−1 deletions@@ -450,7 +450,11 @@ fn leave_floor(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
 }
 
 fn get_shop(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
-    respond(run.shop_view().map(Json))
+    let view = run.shop_view();
+    if view.is_ok() {
+        run.here.shopping = true;
+    }
+    respond(view.map(Json))
 }
 
 fn buy(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {

Modified file: src/locale.rs+1 additions−2 deletions@@ -25,8 +25,8 @@ const EN_US: &[(&str, &str)] = &[
     ("folding the washing", "folding laundry"),
     ("your washing", "your laundry"),
     ("changing room", "locker room"),
-    ("flatmate", "roommate"),
     ("authorisation", "authorization"),
+    ("revising", "studying"),
     ("neighbour", "neighbor"),
     ("cupboard", "pantry"),
     ("Christmas", "Thanksgiving"),
@@ -46,7 +46,6 @@ const EN_AU: &[(&str, &str)] = &[
     ),
     ("wrapping presents", "getting ice from the servo"),
     ("changing room", "change rooms"),
-    ("flatmate", "housemate"),
     ("cupboard", "pantry"),
     ("zip", "fly"),
     ("£", "$"),

Modified file: src/tests.rs+13 additions−1 deletions@@ -931,6 +931,18 @@ async fn a_door_lock_says_when_it_was_used() {
             .headers()
             .get_all("warning")
             .iter()
-            .any(|w| w.to_str().unwrap().contains("the flatmate tried the door"))
+            .any(|w| w.to_str().unwrap().contains("your brother tried the door"))
     );
 }
+
+#[tokio::test]
+async fn shopping_survives_browsing_but_not_jelqing() {
+    let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| run.cash = 50);
+    send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/shop", &[], "").await;
+    let view = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await;
+    assert!(header(&view, "link").contains("shop-item"));
+    let jelq = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=warmup", &[], "").await;
+    assert_ne!(jelq.status(), StatusCode::METHOD_NOT_ALLOWED);
+    let after = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await;
+    assert!(!header(&after, "link").contains("shop-item"));
+}

Modified file: src/ui.html+10 additions−1 deletions@@ -25,6 +25,13 @@ Language <select id="locale"><option>en-GB</option><option>en-US</option><option
 <form id="form">
 <h3>Method</h3>
 <div id="methods"></div>
+<datalist id="excuses">
+<option value="changing"><option value="homework"><option value="pulled a muscle">
+<option value="tidying"><option value="the washing up"><option value="fed the cat">
+<option value="revising"><option value="on a call"><option value="wrapping presents">
+<option value="folding the washing"><option value="hanging the lights">
+<option value="helping Nan"><option value="peeling sprouts"><option value="the truth">
+</datalist>
 
 <h3>Request</h3>
 <table id="fields" cellpadding="2"></table>
@@ -94,12 +101,13 @@ const BY_TARGET = {
 };
 const GROUPS = [
   ["play", "Play"],
+  ["shop", "Shop"],
   ["you", "You"],
   ["said", "From the last response"],
   ["reading", "Reading"],
   ["meta", "Meta"],
 ];
-const GROUP_OF = { run: "play", floor: "play", drawer: "play", shop: "play", portal: "play", elder: "play", diagnosis: "play", length: "you", foreskin: "you", grip: "you", inventory: "you", footage: "you", techniques: "reading", thread: "reading" };
+const GROUP_OF = { run: "play", floor: "play", drawer: "play", shop: "play", "shop-item": "shop", kitchen: "play", portal: "play", elder: "play", diagnosis: "play", length: "you", foreskin: "you", grip: "you", inventory: "you", footage: "you", techniques: "reading", thread: "reading" };
 const NAMES = { run: "the run", thread: "the 2009 forum thread" };
 const GLOBALS = [
   { key: "runs", group: "play", name: "start a new run", path: "/runs", methods: ["POST"] },
@@ -289,6 +297,7 @@ function renderFields() {
     }
     input.oninput = () => { values[name] = input.value; };
     input.onchange = () => { values[name] = input.value; if (choices) renderFields(); };
+    if (name === "authorization") input.setAttribute("list", "excuses");
     table.append(el("tr", {}, el("td", { align: "right", valign: "top", textContent: f.label }), el("td", {}, input)));
   }
   const extra = el("textarea", { rows: 3, cols: 40, value: raw("extra"), placeholder: FIELDS.extra.placeholder });

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