jelq

use super::Floor;

/// Something that happened alongside the turn, which rides on the response as a `Warning`.

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]

pub enum Notice {

    BrotherTriedTheDoor,

    GymStaffLeaveIt,

    HousekeepingReadTheSign,

    StopRaidingTheKitchen,

    StopRaidingTheFridge,

    KevIsTheBar,

    DrawerJammed,

    DrawerComesLoose,

    ThreadHasReplies,

    Reflection,

    MumSatisfied(&'static str),

    ColdStart,

    RunningLong(Floor),

    LastTurn,

    SkinGivingWay,

    BurnSoothed,

}

impl Notice {

    pub fn text(self) -> &'static str {

        match self {

            Self::BrotherTriedTheDoor => "your brother tried the door",

            Self::GymStaffLeaveIt => "the gym staff have seen worse, and they leave it there",

            Self::HousekeepingReadTheSign => "housekeeping read the sign",

            Self::StopRaidingTheKitchen => "Stop raiding the kitchen.",

            Self::StopRaidingTheFridge => "Stop raiding the fridge.",

            Self::KevIsTheBar => "Kev is 8 inches, he says. Nobody asked you, which is worse.",

            Self::DrawerJammed => "The drawer has jammed.",

            Self::DrawerComesLoose => "The drawer comes loose. That took a while.",

            Self::ThreadHasReplies => "Somewhere, a forum thread from 2009 still has replies.",

            Self::Reflection => "the count reached ten, and then the reflection started",

            Self::MumSatisfied(parting) => parting,

            Self::ColdStart => "Cold start. The server has noted this.",

            Self::RunningLong(floor) => match floor {

                Floor::Bedroom => "Mum is coming up the stairs.",

                Floor::Bathroom => "Your brother has gone to get Mum.",

                Floor::ChangingRoom => "The gym closes in ten minutes.",

                Floor::Nans => "Dinner is nearly ready. Somebody has been sent to find you.",

                Floor::Hotel => "Checkout was at eleven. Housekeeping has a master key.",

                Floor::Forum | Floor::Clinic => "The floor is running long.",

            },

            Self::LastTurn => "This is the last turn on this floor. Leave now or be found.",

            Self::SkinGivingWay => "the skin is giving way",

            Self::BurnSoothed => "the lotion has soothed the friction burn",

        }

    }

}