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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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atagen <boss@atagen.co>2026-10-13 12:37 UTC

4 files changed+31-2

game: let lotion soothe a friction burn

Ice was the only cure, so a burned run with no packs carried halved gains until it found one. Lotion is the weakest lube and had nothing to recommend it, so it now soothes the burn on the stroke it is used and never causes one.

Modified file: src/game/items.rs+3 additions−1 deletions@@ -116,7 +116,9 @@ impl Item {
             Self::TeapotSpout => "Does nothing. Cannot be dropped.",
             Self::BabyOil => "Smooth. +1. One unit per jelq.",
             Self::CoconutOil => "+3. Solid until it matters. Suspicious at Nan's.",
-            Self::Lotion => "Handy. +0, and it chafes, so each jelq costs an extra stamina.",
+            Self::Lotion => {
+                "Handy. +0, and it chafes, so each jelq costs an extra stamina. Soothes a friction burn."
+            }
             Self::Vaseline => "+2. Raises suspicion everywhere.",
             Self::EnergyDrink => "technique=energy. +3 stamina. Tastes like a battery.",
         }

Modified file: src/game/notice.rs+2 additions@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ pub enum Notice {
     RunningLong(Floor),
     LastTurn,
     SkinGivingWay,
+    BurnSoothed,
 }
 
 impl Notice {
@@ -45,6 +46,7 @@ impl Notice {
             },
             Self::LastTurn => "This is the last turn on this floor. Leave now or be found.",
             Self::SkinGivingWay => "the skin is giving way",
+            Self::BurnSoothed => "the lotion has soothed the friction burn",
         }
     }
 }

Modified file: src/game/progress.rs+5 additions−1 deletions@@ -37,7 +37,11 @@ impl Run {
         }
         self.body.jelq_grip = Some(self.body.grip);
         self.body.friction = (self.body.friction + friction).min(FRICTION_MAX);
-        if self.body.friction >= FRICTION_BURN_AT
+        if lube == Some(Lube::Lotion) {
+            if std::mem::take(&mut self.body.conditions.friction_burn) {
+                self.notices.push(Notice::BurnSoothed);
+            }
+        } else if self.body.friction >= FRICTION_BURN_AT
             && !self.body.conditions.friction_burn
             && self.chance(
                 self.decision(

Modified file: src/tests/body.rs+21 additions@@ -423,3 +423,24 @@ async fn stretching_reports_the_foreskin_it_grew() {
     }
     assert!(landed > 0, "forty stretches and none landed clean");
 }
+
+#[tokio::test]
+async fn lotion_soothes_a_friction_burn() {
+    let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| {
+        run.body.eq = 60;
+        run.body.friction = 7;
+        run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true;
+        run.items.lubes.lotion = 1;
+    });
+    let soothed = send(
+        &app,
+        "JELQ",
+        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet",
+        &[("content-type", "application/lotion")],
+        "",
+    )
+    .await;
+    let warned = warnings(&soothed);
+    assert!(warned.iter().any(|w| w.contains("soothed")));
+    assert!(warned.iter().all(|w| w != "199 - \"friction burn\""));
+}

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