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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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Blame: src/game/kitchen.rs

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use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
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use serde_json::json;
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use super::{
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    Cause, Floor, Item, Outcome, Run, Story,
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    balance::{
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        CAUGHT_MELONED, COCONUT_ODDS, ENERGY_ODDS, KETTLE_ODDS, KITCHEN_ICE_ODDS, KITCHEN_TELLINGS,
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        KITCHEN_TOLD, MELON_SHAME, RAID_NOISE, RUPTURE_LINE, SUSPICION_LIMIT, WATERMELON,
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    },
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};
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use crate::problem::Problem;
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impl Run {
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    /// The household keeps count, so every raid makes noise and the noise makes the next telling likelier.
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    pub fn raid_kitchen(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
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        if !self.floor.has_kitchen() {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
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                "no-kitchen",
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                "There is no kitchen on this floor.",
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            ));
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        }
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        if self.kitchen_tellings >= KITCHEN_TELLINGS {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::GONE,
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                "kitchen-off-limits",
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                "The kitchen is off limits. You have been told twice.",
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            ));
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        }
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        if self.story == Story::Pending {
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            return Ok(self.branch_offer());
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        }
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        self.touch();
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        self.turn += 1;
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        self.here.turns += 1;
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        self.realise();
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        if self.chance(
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            self.decision("rupture", "Does this raid of the fridge rupture something?"),
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            self.rupture_odds(),
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        ) {
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            return Err(self.rupture());
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        }
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        let was_below = self.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT;
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        self.make_noise(RAID_NOISE);
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        // One draw of 120 keeps the marginals at the documented 1 in 3, 1 in 5, 1 in 8 and 1 in 6.
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        let loot = self.oracle.pick(
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            self.decision("loot", "What does the fridge give up on this raid?"),
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            &[
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                120 / COCONUT_ODDS,
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                120 / ENERGY_ODDS,
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                120 / KITCHEN_ICE_ODDS,
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                120 / KETTLE_ODDS,
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                120 - (120 / COCONUT_ODDS
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                    + 120 / ENERGY_ODDS
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                    + 120 / KITCHEN_ICE_ODDS
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                    + 120 / KETTLE_ODDS),
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            ],
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            &[
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                "A jar of coconut oil, half of it already gone.",
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                "An energy drink, cold and faintly alarming.",
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                "An ice pack, buried under the peas.",
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                "The kettle has just boiled.",
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                "Nothing. The fridge is ordinary.",
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            ],
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        );
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        let melon = self.eq > RUPTURE_LINE
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            && self.oracle.ratio(
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                self.decision(
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                    "watermelon",
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                    "Is there a watermelon in the fridge, exactly the right shape?",
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                ),
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                WATERMELON.0,
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                WATERMELON.1,
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            );
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        self.settle(was_below);
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        if self.oracle.ratio(
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            self.decision(
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                "kitchen-told",
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                "Has the household had enough of the raiding?",
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            ),
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            u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1,
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            KITCHEN_TOLD,
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        ) {
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            self.kitchen_tellings += 1;
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            if self.kitchen_tellings >= KITCHEN_TELLINGS {
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                self.end_kitchen_visit();
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                return Err(Problem::new(
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                    StatusCode::GONE,
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                    "kitchen-off-limits",
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                    "The kitchen is off limits. You have been told twice.",
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                ));
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            }
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            self.notices.push(if self.floor == Floor::Nans {
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                "Stop raiding the fridge."
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            } else {
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                "Stop raiding the kitchen."
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            });
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        }
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        if melon {
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            self.here.melon_offered = true;
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            return Ok(self.melon_offer());
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        }
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        Ok(self.unpack(loot))
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    }
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    fn unpack(&mut self, loot: usize) -> Outcome {
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        let (item, detail) = match loot {
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            0 => (
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                Item::CoconutOil,
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                "A jar of coconut oil, half of it already gone.",
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            ),
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            1 => (
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                Item::EnergyDrink,
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                "An energy drink, cold and faintly alarming.",
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            ),
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            2 => (Item::IcePack, "An ice pack, buried under the peas."),
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            3 => {
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                self.here.kettle_boiled = true;
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                return Outcome::json(
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                    StatusCode::OK,
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                    json!({ "detail": "The kettle has just boiled. The towel can be warmed once more." }),
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                );
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            }
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            _ => return Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT),
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        };
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        self.items.grant(item);
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        Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail }))
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    }
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    fn melon_offer(&self) -> Outcome {
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        let commit = self.path("/kitchen/watermelon");
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        Outcome::json(
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            StatusCode::MULTIPLE_CHOICES,
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            json!({
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                "detail": "The fridge holds a watermelon. It is exactly the right shape.",
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                "choices": [
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                    { "href": commit, "method": "POST", "title": "Commit to the watermelon" },
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                    { "href": self.path(""), "method": "GET", "title": "Close the fridge" },
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                ],
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            }),
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        )
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        .header(
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            header::LINK,
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            format!(
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                "<{commit}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Commit to the watermelon\"; allow=\"POST\""
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            ),
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        )
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    }
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    /// A bail-out that costs no turn. The more the household has already heard, the likelier Mum is in the doorway.
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    pub fn commit_melon(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
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        if !self.here.melon_offered {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::CONFLICT,
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                "no-melon-on-offer",
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                "There is no watermelon on offer.",
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            ));
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        }
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        self.here.melon_offered = false;
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        self.reset_eq(0);
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        self.shame += MELON_SHAME;
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        self.touch();
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        if self.oracle.ratio(
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            self.decision(
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                "caught-meloned",
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                "Is Mum standing in the doorway as you look up?",
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            ),
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            u32::from(self.suspicion) + 2,
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            CAUGHT_MELONED,
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        ) {
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            return Err(self.end(Cause::Meloned));
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        }
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        Ok(Outcome::json(
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            StatusCode::OK,
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            json!({
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                "detail": "The watermelon did not survive, and neither did the mood. EQ is gone, the gains are kept, and the shame is considerable.",
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            }),
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        ))
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    }
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}