jelq

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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{fmt::Write as _, ops::ControlFlow, time::Instant};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use rand::Rng;
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Floor, Grip, LUBRICANTS, Lube, Outcome, Payload, Run, Story, Technique,
    balance::{
        BAND_BONUS, BRANCH_TURN, CAT_TAKES_TOWEL, CHANGING_ROOM_CHILL, DANGER_EQ, EQ_BAND,
        EQ_WOBBLE, EXTENDER_GAIN, HOT_EQ, MEDITATION_EQ, OBSERVED, PRIAPISM_EQ, PRIAPISM_TURNS,
        PULLED_MUSCLE, PULLED_MUSCLE_INTENSITY, RING_PRIAPISM, RING_RUPTURE_LINE, RUPTURE_LINE,
        STORAGE_GIRTH, SUSPICION_LIMIT,
    },
    not_extended, round3,
    state::{MumVisit, Observer, Pending},
    techniques::{LubeRule, Profile, Training, Utility},
};
use crate::{headers::SERVER_TIMING, problem::Problem};

impl Run {
    pub fn jelq(
        &mut self,
        techniques: &[Technique],
        intensity: i32,
        lube: Option<Lube>,
        now: Instant,
    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.check_refractory(now)?;
        if self.story == Story::Pending {
            return Ok(self.branch_offer());
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::Forum {
            return Ok(Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::SEE_OTHER,
                json!({ "detail": "Refer to the forum." }),
            )
            .header(header::LOCATION, super::FORUM_THREAD));
        }
        if self.items.cage {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::LOCKED,
                "caged",
                "The cage is locked. The key is not in the box.",
            ));
        }
        self.here.shopping = false;
        match *techniques {
            [Technique::Utility(utility)] => self.utility(utility, lube, now),
            [Technique::Training(training)] => self.single(training, intensity, lube, now),
            [Technique::Training(a), Technique::Training(b)] => {
                self.combo(a, b, intensity, lube, now)
            }
            [_, _] => Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
                "combo-invalid",
                "Only training techniques can be combined.",
            )),
            _ => Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
                "too-many-techniques",
                "Two techniques at most. The server has limits even if you do not.",
            )),
        }
    }

    fn utility(
        &mut self,
        utility: Utility,
        lube: Option<Lube>,
        now: Instant,
    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        match utility {
            Utility::Warmup => return self.warm_up(),
            Utility::Ice => return self.ice(),
            Utility::Supplement => return self.supplement(),
            Utility::Meditate => return self.meditate(),
            Utility::Edge | Utility::Pump => {}
        }
        if utility == Utility::Pump {
            self.here.edges = 0;
        }
        self.ready(Technique::Utility(utility), lube)?;
        self.check_storage()?;
        self.floor_enemy()?;
        match utility {
            Utility::Edge => self.edge(now),
            _ => self.pump(now),
        }
    }

    fn single(
        &mut self,
        training: Training,
        intensity: i32,
        lube: Option<Lube>,
        now: Instant,
    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.here.edges = 0;
        self.ready(Technique::Training(training), lube)?;
        self.check_storage()?;
        self.floor_enemy()?;
        self.commit(intensity, lube, now, 1);
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.mishaps(training, intensity)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(intensity)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }
        let outcome = self.roll(training, intensity, lube)?;
        Ok(self.gossip(outcome))
    }

    fn combo(
        &mut self,
        a: Training,
        b: Training,
        intensity: i32,
        lube: Option<Lube>,
        now: Instant,
    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if a == b {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
                "combo-invalid",
                "A technique cannot be combined with itself. The server has checked.",
            ));
        }
        self.here.edges = 0;
        self.ready(Technique::Training(a), lube)?;
        self.ready(Technique::Training(b), lube)?;
        self.check_storage()?;
        self.floor_enemy()?;
        self.commit(intensity, lube, now, 2);
        for training in [a, b] {
            if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.mishaps(training, intensity)? {
                return Ok(interrupted);
            }
        }
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(intensity)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }

        let mut statuses = Vec::new();
        for training in [a, b] {
            let result = self.roll(training, intensity, lube);
            if self.ended.is_some() {
                return result;
            }
            let status = match result {
                Ok(outcome) => self.gossip(outcome).status,
                Err(problem) => problem.status(),
            };
            statuses.push((training, status));
        }

        let mut xml = String::from(
            "<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"utf-8\"?>\n<D:multistatus xmlns:D=\"DAV:\">\n",
        );
        for (training, status) in statuses {
            let _ = write!(
                xml,
                "  <D:response>\n    <D:href>{}?technique={}</D:href>\n    <D:status>HTTP/1.1 {} {}</D:status>\n  </D:response>\n",
                self.path(""),
                training.name(),
                status.as_u16(),
                crate::problem::reason(status),
            );
        }
        xml.push_str(
            "  <D:responsedescription>Each technique has been reported separately.</D:responsedescription>\n</D:multistatus>\n",
        );
        Ok(Outcome::raw(
            StatusCode::MULTI_STATUS,
            "application/xml; charset=utf-8",
            xml,
        ))
    }

    fn ready(&self, technique: Technique, lube: Option<Lube>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        self.access(technique)?;
        match technique {
            Technique::Training(training) => Self::check_lube(training, lube),
            Technique::Utility(_) => Ok(()),
        }
    }

    /// Whether the run could attempt the technique now, ignoring the lubricant.
    fn access(&self, technique: Technique) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        if technique == Technique::Training(Training::Uli) && !self.forum_read() {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
                "technique-locked",
                "uli is discussed on the forum, in a thread from 2009, by a man who never posted again. You have not been to the forum.",
            ));
        }
        if technique == Technique::Utility(Utility::Meditate) {
            return if self.meditation_taught {
                Ok(())
            } else {
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
                    "technique-locked",
                    "The breathing technique is described in one of the forum's replies. You have not found it.",
                ))
            };
        }
        if !self.warmed_up {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::PRECONDITION_FAILED,
                "cold-start",
                "Warm-up was skipped. The server has noted this.",
            )
            .with("technique", Utility::Warmup.name()));
        }
        match technique {
            Technique::Utility(Utility::Pump) if !self.items.pump_pro => Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-pump",
                "The pump technique depends on a pump.",
            )),
            Technique::Utility(_) => Ok(()),
            Technique::Training(training) => match training.profile().foreskin {
                Some((min, max)) => self.check_foreskin(min, max),
                None => Ok(()),
            },
        }
    }

    fn check_lube(training: Training, lube: Option<Lube>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        match (training.profile().lube, lube) {
            (LubeRule::Required, None) => Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE,
                "lubricant-required",
                format!(
                    "The {} technique requires a lubricant. None was declared.",
                    training.name()
                ),
            )
            .with("lubricants", json!(LUBRICANTS))),
            (LubeRule::Forbidden, Some(_)) => Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE,
                "lubricant-declared",
                format!(
                    "The {} technique was requested. A lubricant was declared.",
                    training.name()
                ),
            )),
            _ => Ok(()),
        }
    }

    /// The techniques a JELQ could use right now without being refused before the roll.
    pub fn techniques_now(&self, now: Instant) -> Vec<Technique> {
        let blocked = !self.floor.timed()
            || self.items.cage
            || self.refractory_until.is_some_and(|until| now < until);
        if blocked {
            return Vec::new();
        }
        Technique::ALL
            .into_iter()
            .filter(|&technique| match technique {
                Technique::Utility(Utility::Warmup) => true,
                Technique::Utility(Utility::Ice) => self.items.ice_packs > 0,
                Technique::Utility(Utility::Supplement) => self.items.supplements > 0,
                Technique::Utility(Utility::Meditate) => {
                    self.meditation_taught && !self.here.meditated
                }
                _ => self.access(technique).is_ok() && self.check_storage().is_ok(),
            })
            .collect()
    }

    fn check_foreskin(&self, min: f64, max: f64) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        let Some(f) = self.foreskin else {
            if min <= 0.0 {
                return Ok(());
            }
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::GONE,
                "foreskin-gone",
                "This technique requires a foreskin. The foreskin is gone.",
            )
            .header(header::CONTENT_LOCATION, self.path("/foreskin")));
        };
        if f < min {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::LENGTH_REQUIRED,
                "foreskin-insufficient",
                format!(
                    "The selected technique requires {min:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are available. The server has noted the shortfall."
                ),
            )
            .with("required", min));
        }
        if f > max {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::PAYLOAD_TOO_LARGE,
                "foreskin-excessive",
                format!(
                    "The selected technique tolerates at most {max:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are present."
                ),
            )
            .with("maximum", max));
        }
        Ok(())
    }

    fn check_storage(&self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        if self.items.extender && self.girth > STORAGE_GIRTH {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE,
                "jeans-full",
                "The jeans are full. The extender is occupying the remaining storage.",
            )
            .with("extender", self.path("/inventory/extender")));
        }
        Ok(())
    }

    pub(super) fn commit(&mut self, intensity: i32, lube: Option<Lube>, now: Instant, cost: i32) {
        self.touch();
        self.turn += 1;
        self.here.turns += 1;
        self.realise();
        if self.items.extender {
            self.length += EXTENDER_GAIN;
        }
        self.stamina -= cost + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Lotion));
        if self.stamina <= 0 {
            self.exhaust(now);
        }
        let chill = if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom {
            CHANGING_ROOM_CHILL
        } else {
            0
        };
        let wobble = self.rng.random_range(-EQ_WOBBLE..=EQ_WOBBLE);
        self.eq = (self.eq + intensity * 2 - 6 - chill + wobble).clamp(0, 100);

        let mut suspicion = intensity / 5 + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Vaseline));
        if matches!(self.floor, Floor::ChangingRoom | Floor::Nans) {
            suspicion *= 2;
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::Nans && lube == Some(Lube::CoconutOil) {
            suspicion += 2;
        }
        let was_below = self.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT;
        self.suspicion =
            u8::try_from((i32::from(self.suspicion) + suspicion).min(i32::from(SUSPICION_LIMIT)))
                .unwrap_or(SUSPICION_LIMIT);
        self.maybe_summon_mum(was_below);

        if let Some(observer) = self.floor.observer()
            && self.chance(OBSERVED)
        {
            self.observed = Some(observer);
            self.shame += 1;
            if observer == Observer::Cat && self.chance(CAT_TAKES_TOWEL) {
                self.here.towel_stolen = true;
            }
        }
        if intensity >= PULLED_MUSCLE_INTENSITY
            && !self.conditions.pulled_muscle
            && self.chance(PULLED_MUSCLE)
        {
            self.conditions.pulled_muscle = true;
            self.stamina = self.stamina.min(self.max_stamina());
        }
        if self.items.ring && self.eq > HOT_EQ && self.chance(RING_PRIAPISM) {
            self.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;
        }
        if self.conditions.priapism_turns > 0 {
            self.conditions.priapism_turns -= 1;
            self.eq = self.eq.max(PRIAPISM_EQ);
        }
        if self.turn == BRANCH_TURN && self.story == Story::Unopened {
            self.story = Story::Pending;
            self.notices
                .push("Somewhere, a forum thread from 2009 still has replies.");
        }
    }

    /// The breathing technique from the forum's replies. It spends no stamina and the turn is
    /// not the floor's, but each floor allows it once.
    fn meditate(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.access(Technique::Utility(Utility::Meditate))?;
        if self.here.meditated {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                "already-meditated",
                "This floor has had its meditation.",
            ));
        }
        self.here.meditated = true;
        self.eq = (self.eq - MEDITATION_EQ).clamp(0, 100);
        self.touch();
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::OK,
            json!({
                "detail": "In through the nose, out through the mouth. EQ falls by ten.",
            }),
        ))
    }

    pub(super) fn maybe_summon_mum(&mut self, was_below: bool) {
        if !self.floor.has_mum() || self.mum.is_some() {
            return;
        }
        let summoned = was_below && self.suspicion == SUSPICION_LIMIT;
        let mut visits = u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1;
        if self.here.brother_told {
            visits *= 2;
        }
        if summoned || self.rng.random_ratio(visits, super::balance::MUM_VISIT) {
            let errand = self.errand(summoned);
            let nonce = self.fresh_nonce();
            self.mum = Some(MumVisit {
                errand,
                nonce,
                strikes: 0,
                knocked: false,
            });
        }
    }

    fn roll(
        &mut self,
        training: Training,
        intensity: i32,
        lube: Option<Lube>,
    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        let profile = training.profile();
        let natural: i32 = self.rng.random_range(1..=20);
        let band = if EQ_BAND.contains(&self.eq) {
            BAND_BONUS
        } else {
            0
        };
        let grip = match (self.grip, training) {
            (Grip::Underhand, Training::Stretch) => 2,
            (Grip::Underhand, Training::Wet) => -1,
            _ => 0,
        };
        let modifier = lube.map_or(0, Lube::modifier) + band + grip;
        let dc = profile.dc + intensity / 3;
        let total = natural + modifier;
        let timing = format!("roll;desc=\"d20{modifier:+} vs {dc}\";dur={natural}");
        let timed = |p: Problem| p.header(SERVER_TIMING, &timing);

        let (length, girth) = self.scaled_gains(&profile, intensity);
        let rupture_line = if self.items.ring {
            RING_RUPTURE_LINE
        } else {
            RUPTURE_LINE
        };

        if natural == 1 {
            return Err(timed(self.critical_failure(training, &profile)));
        }
        if natural == 2 && self.eq > DANGER_EQ {
            return Err(timed(self.rupture()));
        }
        if self.eq > rupture_line && total < dc {
            return Err(timed(self.rupture()));
        }
        if natural == 20 {
            self.gain(length * 2.0, girth * 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth);
            return Ok(Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::PERMANENT_REDIRECT,
                json!({
                    "detail": "Your length has moved permanently.",
                    "length": round3(length * 2.0),
                    "girth": round3(girth * 2.0),
                }),
            )
            .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/length"))
            .header(SERVER_TIMING, timing));
        }
        if total < dc - 3 {
            return Err(timed(not_extended()));
        }
        if total < dc {
            return Ok(Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT).header(SERVER_TIMING, timing));
        }

        let outcome = if self.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
            self.gain(length / 2.0, girth / 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth);
            Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT,
                json!({
                    "detail": "Partial gains were applied. EQ was below the band.",
                    "length": round3(length / 2.0),
                    "girth": round3(girth / 2.0),
                }),
            )
        } else if total >= dc + 5 {
            self.gain(length, girth, profile.foreskin_growth);
            Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::OK,
                json!({
                    "detail": "Gains were applied.",
                    "length": round3(length),
                    "girth": round3(girth),
                }),
            )
        } else {
            let eta = self.rng.random_range(1..=4);
            self.pending.push(Pending {
                due: self.turn + eta,
                length,
                girth,
            });
            self.gain(0.0, 0.0, profile.foreskin_growth);
            Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::ACCEPTED,
                json!({
                    "detail": "Gains have been queued. They may arrive.",
                    "eta_turns": eta,
                }),
            )
        };
        Ok(outcome.header(SERVER_TIMING, timing))
    }

    fn scaled_gains(&self, profile: &Profile, intensity: i32) -> (f64, f64) {
        let scale = f64::from(intensity);
        let (mut length, mut girth) = (profile.length * scale, profile.girth * scale);
        if self.here.teapot {
            length *= 0.5;
            girth *= 1.5;
        }
        if self.items.ring {
            girth *= 2.0;
        }
        (length, girth)
    }

    fn critical_failure(&mut self, training: Training, profile: &Profile) -> Problem {
        let uses_foreskin = profile.foreskin.is_some_and(|(min, _)| min > 0.0);
        if uses_foreskin && self.foreskin.is_some() {
            self.foreskin = None;
            self.shame += 25;
            return Problem::new(
                StatusCode::GONE,
                "foreskin-lost",
                "The technique has removed the foreskin. It will not be returning.",
            )
            .header(header::CONTENT_LOCATION, self.path("/foreskin"));
        }
        if self.eq > DANGER_EQ {
            return self.rupture();
        }
        if training == Training::Stretch && !self.here.teapot {
            self.here.teapot = true;
            self.items.teapot_spout = true;
            self.shame += 5;
            return Problem::new(
                StatusCode::IM_A_TEAPOT,
                "teapot",
                "The subject is now short and stout. Length gains are halved for the rest of the floor.",
            );
        }
        if training == Training::Uli && !self.conditions.peyronie {
            self.conditions.peyronie = true;
            self.shame += 5;
            return Problem::new(
                StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
                "curvature",
                "A curvature has developed. Techniques will land slightly to the left until a professional is consulted.",
            );
        }
        not_extended()
    }

    fn gossip(&mut self, mut outcome: Outcome) -> Outcome {
        let reportable = matches!(outcome.status.as_u16(), 200 | 202 | 206);
        if !self.here.brother_told || !reportable {
            return outcome;
        }
        self.here.brother_told = false;
        outcome.status = StatusCode::ALREADY_REPORTED;
        if let Payload::Json(body) = &mut outcome.payload {
            body["detail"] = json!("Your brother has already told Mum.");
        }
        outcome
    }
}

1	use std::{fmt::Write as _, ops::ControlFlow, time::Instant};
2
3	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
4	use rand::Rng;
5	use serde_json::json;
6
7	use super::{
8	Floor, Grip, LUBRICANTS, Lube, Outcome, Payload, Run, Story, Technique,
9	balance::{
10	BAND_BONUS, BRANCH_TURN, CAT_TAKES_TOWEL, CHANGING_ROOM_CHILL, DANGER_EQ, EQ_BAND,
11	EQ_WOBBLE, EXTENDER_GAIN, HOT_EQ, MEDITATION_EQ, OBSERVED, PRIAPISM_EQ, PRIAPISM_TURNS,
12	PULLED_MUSCLE, PULLED_MUSCLE_INTENSITY, RING_PRIAPISM, RING_RUPTURE_LINE, RUPTURE_LINE,
13	STORAGE_GIRTH, SUSPICION_LIMIT,
14	},
15	not_extended, round3,
16	state::{MumVisit, Observer, Pending},
17	techniques::{LubeRule, Profile, Training, Utility},
18	};
19	use crate::{headers::SERVER_TIMING, problem::Problem};
20
21	impl Run {
22	pub fn jelq(
23	&mut self,
24	techniques: &[Technique],
25	intensity: i32,
26	lube: Option<Lube>,
27	now: Instant,
28	) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
29	self.check_refractory(now)?;
30	if self.story == Story::Pending {
31	return Ok(self.branch_offer());
32	}
33	if self.floor == Floor::Forum {
34	return Ok(Outcome::json(
35	StatusCode::SEE_OTHER,
36	json!({ "detail": "Refer to the forum." }),
37	)
38	.header(header::LOCATION, super::FORUM_THREAD));
39	}
40	if self.items.cage {
41	return Err(Problem::new(
42	StatusCode::LOCKED,
43	"caged",
44	"The cage is locked. The key is not in the box.",
45	));
46	}
47	self.here.shopping = false;
48	match *techniques {
49	[Technique::Utility(utility)] => self.utility(utility, lube, now),
50	[Technique::Training(training)] => self.single(training, intensity, lube, now),
51	[Technique::Training(a), Technique::Training(b)] => {
52	self.combo(a, b, intensity, lube, now)
53	}
54	[_, _] => Err(Problem::new(
55	StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
56	"combo-invalid",
57	"Only training techniques can be combined.",
58	)),
59	_ => Err(Problem::new(
60	StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
61	"too-many-techniques",
62	"Two techniques at most. The server has limits even if you do not.",
63	)),
64	}
65	}
66
67	fn utility(
68	&mut self,
69	utility: Utility,
70	lube: Option<Lube>,
71	now: Instant,
72	) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
73	match utility {
74	Utility::Warmup => return self.warm_up(),
75	Utility::Ice => return self.ice(),
76	Utility::Supplement => return self.supplement(),
77	Utility::Meditate => return self.meditate(),
78	Utility::Edge \| Utility::Pump => {}
79	}
80	if utility == Utility::Pump {
81	self.here.edges = 0;
82	}
83	self.ready(Technique::Utility(utility), lube)?;
84	self.check_storage()?;
85	self.floor_enemy()?;
86	match utility {
87	Utility::Edge => self.edge(now),
88	_ => self.pump(now),
89	}
90	}
91
92	fn single(
93	&mut self,
94	training: Training,
95	intensity: i32,
96	lube: Option<Lube>,
97	now: Instant,
98	) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
99	self.here.edges = 0;
100	self.ready(Technique::Training(training), lube)?;
101	self.check_storage()?;
102	self.floor_enemy()?;
103	self.commit(intensity, lube, now, 1);
104	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.mishaps(training, intensity)? {
105	return Ok(interrupted);
106	}
107	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(intensity)? {
108	return Ok(interrupted);
109	}
110	let outcome = self.roll(training, intensity, lube)?;
111	Ok(self.gossip(outcome))
112	}
113
114	fn combo(
115	&mut self,
116	a: Training,
117	b: Training,
118	intensity: i32,
119	lube: Option<Lube>,
120	now: Instant,
121	) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
122	if a == b {
123	return Err(Problem::new(
124	StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
125	"combo-invalid",
126	"A technique cannot be combined with itself. The server has checked.",
127	));
128	}
129	self.here.edges = 0;
130	self.ready(Technique::Training(a), lube)?;
131	self.ready(Technique::Training(b), lube)?;
132	self.check_storage()?;
133	self.floor_enemy()?;
134	self.commit(intensity, lube, now, 2);
135	for training in [a, b] {
136	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.mishaps(training, intensity)? {
137	return Ok(interrupted);
138	}
139	}
140	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(intensity)? {
141	return Ok(interrupted);
142	}
143
144	let mut statuses = Vec::new();
145	for training in [a, b] {
146	let result = self.roll(training, intensity, lube);
147	if self.ended.is_some() {
148	return result;
149	}
150	let status = match result {
151	Ok(outcome) => self.gossip(outcome).status,
152	Err(problem) => problem.status(),
153	};
154	statuses.push((training, status));
155	}
156
157	let mut xml = String::from(
158	"<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"utf-8\"?>\n<D:multistatus xmlns:D=\"DAV:\">\n",
159	);
160	for (training, status) in statuses {
161	let _ = write!(
162	xml,
163	" <D:response>\n <D:href>{}?technique={}</D:href>\n <D:status>HTTP/1.1 {} {}</D:status>\n </D:response>\n",
164	self.path(""),
165	training.name(),
166	status.as_u16(),
167	crate::problem::reason(status),
168	);
169	}
170	xml.push_str(
171	" <D:responsedescription>Each technique has been reported separately.</D:responsedescription>\n</D:multistatus>\n",
172	);
173	Ok(Outcome::raw(
174	StatusCode::MULTI_STATUS,
175	"application/xml; charset=utf-8",
176	xml,
177	))
178	}
179
180	fn ready(&self, technique: Technique, lube: Option<Lube>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
181	self.access(technique)?;
182	match technique {
183	Technique::Training(training) => Self::check_lube(training, lube),
184	Technique::Utility(_) => Ok(()),
185	}
186	}
187
188	/// Whether the run could attempt the technique now, ignoring the lubricant.
189	fn access(&self, technique: Technique) -> Result<(), Problem> {
190	if technique == Technique::Training(Training::Uli) && !self.forum_read() {
191	return Err(Problem::new(
192	StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
193	"technique-locked",
194	"uli is discussed on the forum, in a thread from 2009, by a man who never posted again. You have not been to the forum.",
195	));
196	}
197	if technique == Technique::Utility(Utility::Meditate) {
198	return if self.meditation_taught {
199	Ok(())
200	} else {
201	Err(Problem::new(
202	StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
203	"technique-locked",
204	"The breathing technique is described in one of the forum's replies. You have not found it.",
205	))
206	};
207	}
208	if !self.warmed_up {
209	return Err(Problem::new(
210	StatusCode::PRECONDITION_FAILED,
211	"cold-start",
212	"Warm-up was skipped. The server has noted this.",
213	)
214	.with("technique", Utility::Warmup.name()));
215	}
216	match technique {
217	Technique::Utility(Utility::Pump) if !self.items.pump_pro => Err(Problem::new(
218	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
219	"no-pump",
220	"The pump technique depends on a pump.",
221	)),
222	Technique::Utility(_) => Ok(()),
223	Technique::Training(training) => match training.profile().foreskin {
224	Some((min, max)) => self.check_foreskin(min, max),
225	None => Ok(()),
226	},
227	}
228	}
229
230	fn check_lube(training: Training, lube: Option<Lube>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
231	match (training.profile().lube, lube) {
232	(LubeRule::Required, None) => Err(Problem::new(
233	StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE,
234	"lubricant-required",
235	format!(
236	"The {} technique requires a lubricant. None was declared.",
237	training.name()
238	),
239	)
240	.with("lubricants", json!(LUBRICANTS))),
241	(LubeRule::Forbidden, Some(_)) => Err(Problem::new(
242	StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE,
243	"lubricant-declared",
244	format!(
245	"The {} technique was requested. A lubricant was declared.",
246	training.name()
247	),
248	)),
249	_ => Ok(()),
250	}
251	}
252
253	/// The techniques a JELQ could use right now without being refused before the roll.
254	pub fn techniques_now(&self, now: Instant) -> Vec<Technique> {
255	let blocked = !self.floor.timed()
256	\|\| self.items.cage
257	\|\| self.refractory_until.is_some_and(\|until\| now < until);
258	if blocked {
259	return Vec::new();
260	}
261	Technique::ALL
262	.into_iter()
263	.filter(\|&technique\| match technique {
264	Technique::Utility(Utility::Warmup) => true,
265	Technique::Utility(Utility::Ice) => self.items.ice_packs > 0,
266	Technique::Utility(Utility::Supplement) => self.items.supplements > 0,
267	Technique::Utility(Utility::Meditate) => {
268	self.meditation_taught && !self.here.meditated
269	}
270	_ => self.access(technique).is_ok() && self.check_storage().is_ok(),
271	})
272	.collect()
273	}
274
275	fn check_foreskin(&self, min: f64, max: f64) -> Result<(), Problem> {
276	let Some(f) = self.foreskin else {
277	if min <= 0.0 {
278	return Ok(());
279	}
280	return Err(Problem::new(
281	StatusCode::GONE,
282	"foreskin-gone",
283	"This technique requires a foreskin. The foreskin is gone.",
284	)
285	.header(header::CONTENT_LOCATION, self.path("/foreskin")));
286	};
287	if f < min {
288	return Err(Problem::new(
289	StatusCode::LENGTH_REQUIRED,
290	"foreskin-insufficient",
291	format!(
292	"The selected technique requires {min:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are available. The server has noted the shortfall."
293	),
294	)
295	.with("required", min));
296	}
297	if f > max {
298	return Err(Problem::new(
299	StatusCode::PAYLOAD_TOO_LARGE,
300	"foreskin-excessive",
301	format!(
302	"The selected technique tolerates at most {max:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are present."
303	),
304	)
305	.with("maximum", max));
306	}
307	Ok(())
308	}
309
310	fn check_storage(&self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
311	if self.items.extender && self.girth > STORAGE_GIRTH {
312	return Err(Problem::new(
313	StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE,
314	"jeans-full",
315	"The jeans are full. The extender is occupying the remaining storage.",
316	)
317	.with("extender", self.path("/inventory/extender")));
318	}
319	Ok(())
320	}
321
322	pub(super) fn commit(&mut self, intensity: i32, lube: Option<Lube>, now: Instant, cost: i32) {
323	self.touch();
324	self.turn += 1;
325	self.here.turns += 1;
326	self.realise();
327	if self.items.extender {
328	self.length += EXTENDER_GAIN;
329	}
330	self.stamina -= cost + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Lotion));
331	if self.stamina <= 0 {
332	self.exhaust(now);
333	}
334	let chill = if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom {
335	CHANGING_ROOM_CHILL
336	} else {
337	0
338	};
339	let wobble = self.rng.random_range(-EQ_WOBBLE..=EQ_WOBBLE);
340	self.eq = (self.eq + intensity * 2 - 6 - chill + wobble).clamp(0, 100);
341
342	let mut suspicion = intensity / 5 + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Vaseline));
343	if matches!(self.floor, Floor::ChangingRoom \| Floor::Nans) {
344	suspicion *= 2;
345	}
346	if self.floor == Floor::Nans && lube == Some(Lube::CoconutOil) {
347	suspicion += 2;
348	}
349	let was_below = self.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT;
350	self.suspicion =
351	u8::try_from((i32::from(self.suspicion) + suspicion).min(i32::from(SUSPICION_LIMIT)))
352	.unwrap_or(SUSPICION_LIMIT);
353	self.maybe_summon_mum(was_below);
354
355	if let Some(observer) = self.floor.observer()
356	&& self.chance(OBSERVED)
357	{
358	self.observed = Some(observer);
359	self.shame += 1;
360	if observer == Observer::Cat && self.chance(CAT_TAKES_TOWEL) {
361	self.here.towel_stolen = true;
362	}
363	}
364	if intensity >= PULLED_MUSCLE_INTENSITY
365	&& !self.conditions.pulled_muscle
366	&& self.chance(PULLED_MUSCLE)
367	{
368	self.conditions.pulled_muscle = true;
369	self.stamina = self.stamina.min(self.max_stamina());
370	}
371	if self.items.ring && self.eq > HOT_EQ && self.chance(RING_PRIAPISM) {
372	self.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;
373	}
374	if self.conditions.priapism_turns > 0 {
375	self.conditions.priapism_turns -= 1;
376	self.eq = self.eq.max(PRIAPISM_EQ);
377	}
378	if self.turn == BRANCH_TURN && self.story == Story::Unopened {
379	self.story = Story::Pending;
380	self.notices
381	.push("Somewhere, a forum thread from 2009 still has replies.");
382	}
383	}
384
385	/// The breathing technique from the forum's replies. It spends no stamina and the turn is
386	/// not the floor's, but each floor allows it once.
387	fn meditate(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
388	self.access(Technique::Utility(Utility::Meditate))?;
389	if self.here.meditated {
390	return Err(Problem::new(
391	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
392	"already-meditated",
393	"This floor has had its meditation.",
394	));
395	}
396	self.here.meditated = true;
397	self.eq = (self.eq - MEDITATION_EQ).clamp(0, 100);
398	self.touch();
399	Ok(Outcome::json(
400	StatusCode::OK,
401	json!({
402	"detail": "In through the nose, out through the mouth. EQ falls by ten.",
403	}),
404	))
405	}
406
407	pub(super) fn maybe_summon_mum(&mut self, was_below: bool) {
408	if !self.floor.has_mum() \|\| self.mum.is_some() {
409	return;
410	}
411	let summoned = was_below && self.suspicion == SUSPICION_LIMIT;
412	let mut visits = u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1;
413	if self.here.brother_told {
414	visits *= 2;
415	}
416	if summoned \|\| self.rng.random_ratio(visits, super::balance::MUM_VISIT) {
417	let errand = self.errand(summoned);
418	let nonce = self.fresh_nonce();
419	self.mum = Some(MumVisit {
420	errand,
421	nonce,
422	strikes: 0,
423	knocked: false,
424	});
425	}
426	}
427
428	fn roll(
429	&mut self,
430	training: Training,
431	intensity: i32,
432	lube: Option<Lube>,
433	) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
434	let profile = training.profile();
435	let natural: i32 = self.rng.random_range(1..=20);
436	let band = if EQ_BAND.contains(&self.eq) {
437	BAND_BONUS
438	} else {
439	0
440	};
441	let grip = match (self.grip, training) {
442	(Grip::Underhand, Training::Stretch) => 2,
443	(Grip::Underhand, Training::Wet) => -1,
444	_ => 0,
445	};
446	let modifier = lube.map_or(0, Lube::modifier) + band + grip;
447	let dc = profile.dc + intensity / 3;
448	let total = natural + modifier;
449	let timing = format!("roll;desc=\"d20{modifier:+} vs {dc}\";dur={natural}");
450	let timed = \|p: Problem\| p.header(SERVER_TIMING, &timing);
451
452	let (length, girth) = self.scaled_gains(&profile, intensity);
453	let rupture_line = if self.items.ring {
454	RING_RUPTURE_LINE
455	} else {
456	RUPTURE_LINE
457	};
458
459	if natural == 1 {
460	return Err(timed(self.critical_failure(training, &profile)));
461	}
462	if natural == 2 && self.eq > DANGER_EQ {
463	return Err(timed(self.rupture()));
464	}
465	if self.eq > rupture_line && total < dc {
466	return Err(timed(self.rupture()));
467	}
468	if natural == 20 {
469	self.gain(length * 2.0, girth * 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth);
470	return Ok(Outcome::json(
471	StatusCode::PERMANENT_REDIRECT,
472	json!({
473	"detail": "Your length has moved permanently.",
474	"length": round3(length * 2.0),
475	"girth": round3(girth * 2.0),
476	}),
477	)
478	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/length"))
479	.header(SERVER_TIMING, timing));
480	}
481	if total < dc - 3 {
482	return Err(timed(not_extended()));
483	}
484	if total < dc {
485	return Ok(Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT).header(SERVER_TIMING, timing));
486	}
487
488	let outcome = if self.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
489	self.gain(length / 2.0, girth / 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth);
490	Outcome::json(
491	StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT,
492	json!({
493	"detail": "Partial gains were applied. EQ was below the band.",
494	"length": round3(length / 2.0),
495	"girth": round3(girth / 2.0),
496	}),
497	)
498	} else if total >= dc + 5 {
499	self.gain(length, girth, profile.foreskin_growth);
500	Outcome::json(
501	StatusCode::OK,
502	json!({
503	"detail": "Gains were applied.",
504	"length": round3(length),
505	"girth": round3(girth),
506	}),
507	)
508	} else {
509	let eta = self.rng.random_range(1..=4);
510	self.pending.push(Pending {
511	due: self.turn + eta,
512	length,
513	girth,
514	});
515	self.gain(0.0, 0.0, profile.foreskin_growth);
516	Outcome::json(
517	StatusCode::ACCEPTED,
518	json!({
519	"detail": "Gains have been queued. They may arrive.",
520	"eta_turns": eta,
521	}),
522	)
523	};
524	Ok(outcome.header(SERVER_TIMING, timing))
525	}
526
527	fn scaled_gains(&self, profile: &Profile, intensity: i32) -> (f64, f64) {
528	let scale = f64::from(intensity);
529	let (mut length, mut girth) = (profile.length * scale, profile.girth * scale);
530	if self.here.teapot {
531	length *= 0.5;
532	girth *= 1.5;
533	}
534	if self.items.ring {
535	girth *= 2.0;
536	}
537	(length, girth)
538	}
539
540	fn critical_failure(&mut self, training: Training, profile: &Profile) -> Problem {
541	let uses_foreskin = profile.foreskin.is_some_and(\|(min, _)\| min > 0.0);
542	if uses_foreskin && self.foreskin.is_some() {
543	self.foreskin = None;
544	self.shame += 25;
545	return Problem::new(
546	StatusCode::GONE,
547	"foreskin-lost",
548	"The technique has removed the foreskin. It will not be returning.",
549	)
550	.header(header::CONTENT_LOCATION, self.path("/foreskin"));
551	}
552	if self.eq > DANGER_EQ {
553	return self.rupture();
554	}
555	if training == Training::Stretch && !self.here.teapot {
556	self.here.teapot = true;
557	self.items.teapot_spout = true;
558	self.shame += 5;
559	return Problem::new(
560	StatusCode::IM_A_TEAPOT,
561	"teapot",
562	"The subject is now short and stout. Length gains are halved for the rest of the floor.",
563	);
564	}
565	if training == Training::Uli && !self.conditions.peyronie {
566	self.conditions.peyronie = true;
567	self.shame += 5;
568	return Problem::new(
569	StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
570	"curvature",
571	"A curvature has developed. Techniques will land slightly to the left until a professional is consulted.",
572	);
573	}
574	not_extended()
575	}
576
577	fn gossip(&mut self, mut outcome: Outcome) -> Outcome {
578	let reportable = matches!(outcome.status.as_u16(), 200 \| 202 \| 206);
579	if !self.here.brother_told \|\| !reportable {
580	return outcome;
581	}
582	self.here.brother_told = false;
583	outcome.status = StatusCode::ALREADY_REPORTED;
584	if let Payload::Json(body) = &mut outcome.payload {
585	body["detail"] = json!("Your brother has already told Mum.");
586	}
587	outcome
588	}
589	}