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jelq

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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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Blame: src/game/hazards.rs

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use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};
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use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
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use serde_json::json;
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use super::{
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    Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
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    balance::{
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        BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_DEGLOVING, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING,
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        DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND, FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT,
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        RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM, SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT,
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        WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
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    },
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    measure::round3,
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    techniques::Training,
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    travel::Exit,
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};
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use crate::problem::Problem;
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type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;
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impl Run {
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    /// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
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    pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
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        let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
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            BURN_RUPTURE
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        } else {
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            0
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        };
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        self.body.eq > line - burn
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    }
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    /// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
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    pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
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        if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
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            RUPTURE_IN_BAND
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        } else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
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            RUPTURE_WARM
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        } else {
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            RUPTURE_HOT
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        }
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    }
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    pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
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        if !self.body.warmed_up {
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            if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::ColdStart) {
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                self.notices.push(Notice::ColdStart);
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            }
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            if self.chance(
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                self.decision("cold-degloving", "Cold and unprepared, does the skin tear?"),
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                COLD_DEGLOVING,
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            ) {
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                return Err(self.deglove());
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            }
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        }
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        if training == Training::Dry
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            && intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
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            && self.chance(
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                self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
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                DEGLOVING,
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            )
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        {
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            return Err(self.deglove());
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        }
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        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
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    }
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    fn deglove(&mut self) -> Problem {
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        let lost = self.body.foreskin.take();
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        let problem = self.end(Cause::Degloved);
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        match lost {
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            Some(lost) => problem.with("foreskin", -round3(lost)),
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            None => problem,
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        }
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    }
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    pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
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        if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
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            && self.chance(
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                self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
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                self.rupture_odds(),
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            )
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        {
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            return Err(self.rupture());
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        }
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        if self.floor.has_window()
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            && !self.items.kit.blinds
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            && self.oracle.chance_not(
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                self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
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                WINDOW,
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            )
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        {
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            self.standing.shame += 30;
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            self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
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            return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
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                Outcome::json(
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                    StatusCode::CREATED,
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                    json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
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                )
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                .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
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            ));
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        }
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        if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
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            && self.chance(
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                self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
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                FRIEND,
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            )
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        {
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            self.standing.shame += 1;
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
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                "friend",
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                "A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
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            ));
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        }
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        if self.body.conditions.peyronie
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            && self.chance(
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                self.decision(
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                    "misdirected",
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                    "With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
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                ),
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                CURVE_MISSES,
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            )
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        {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
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                "misdirected",
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                "The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
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            ));
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        }
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        if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
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            self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
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                "lost-it",
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                "The request took too long. It was lost.",
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            )
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            .header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
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        }
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        if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
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            if self.chance(
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                self.decision(
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                    "rupture",
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                    "Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
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                ),
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                RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
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            ) {
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                return Err(self.rupture());
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            }
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            self.standing.shame += 5;
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            self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
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                "premature",
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                "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
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            ));
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        }
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        if self.body.eq < COLD_EQ {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
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                "cold",
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                "The resource exists. It is cold.",
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            ));
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        }
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        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
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    }
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    /// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
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    pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
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        let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
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        let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom | Floor::Hotel)
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            && self.oracle.ratio_choice(
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                self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
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                visits,
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                WANDERER_VISIT,
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                "No",
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                "Yes",
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            );
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        if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
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            return Ok(());
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        }
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        match self.floor {
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            Floor::Bathroom => {
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                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
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                self.touch();
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                if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
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                    self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
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                    self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
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                    return Ok(());
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                }
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                self.here.brother_told = true;
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                Err(Problem::new(
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                    StatusCode::CONFLICT,
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                    "brother",
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                    "Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
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                ))
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            }
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            Floor::ChangingRoom => {
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                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
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                self.touch();
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                if self.girth_respected() {
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                    self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
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                    return Ok(());
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                }
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                self.standing.shame += 5;
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                Err(Problem::new(
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                    StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
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                    "gym-staff",
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                    "Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
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                ))
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            }
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            Floor::Hotel => {
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                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
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                self.touch();
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                if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
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                    self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
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                    return Ok(());
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                }
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                self.standing.shame += 3;
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                Err(Problem::new(
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                    StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
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                    "housekeeping",
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                    "Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
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                )
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                .header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
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            }
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            _ => Ok(()),
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        }
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    }
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}