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jelq

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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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Blame: src/http/runs.rs

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//! The resources under `/runs/{id}`.
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use std::{convert::Infallible, fmt::Write as _};
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use axum::{
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    Json,
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    body::{Body, Bytes},
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    http::{StatusCode, header},
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    response::{IntoResponse, Response},
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};
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use serde_json::{Value, json};
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use super::{
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    ctx::Ctx,
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    resource::{Resource, Verb},
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    response::respond,
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    run::{Greeting, RunResource, Scope},
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};
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use crate::{
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    game::{
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        Cause, Floor, Grip, Item, LUBRICANTS, Lube, PatchOp, Run, Technique,
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        balance::{EQ_BAND, MM_PER_INCH},
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        shaft,
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    },
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    headers::ACCEPT_PATCH,
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    problem::Problem,
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};
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const fn home(verbs: &'static [Verb<Run>]) -> RunResource {
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    RunResource {
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        scope: Scope::Home,
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        resource: Resource::new(verbs),
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    }
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}
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const fn pockets(verbs: &'static [Verb<Run>]) -> RunResource {
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    RunResource {
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        scope: Scope::Pockets,
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        resource: Resource::new(verbs),
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    }
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}
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fn not_in_clinic(run: &Run) -> bool {
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    run.floor != Floor::Clinic
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}
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fn never(_: &Run) -> bool {
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    false
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}
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fn unreachable_handler(_: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    StatusCode::METHOD_NOT_ALLOWED.into_response()
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}
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pub static RUN: RunResource = RunResource {
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    scope: Scope::Home,
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    resource: Resource {
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        verbs: &[
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            Verb::new("GET", get_run),
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            Verb::new("JELQ", jelq)
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                .only_when(not_in_clinic, "JELQ is not performed in the clinic."),
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            Verb::new("HOLD", hold_run).only_when(
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                Run::can_hold,
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                "HOLD is only available above 70 EQ or at 2 stamina or less.",
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            ),
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            Verb::new("PUT", put_run),
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            Verb::new("PATCH", patch_run),
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            Verb::new("DELETE", delete_run),
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            Verb::new("TRACE", trace_run),
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        ],
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        accept_patch: true,
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    },
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};
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pub static LENGTH: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("GET", get_length)]);
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pub static FORESKIN: RunResource = home(&[
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    Verb::new("GET", get_foreskin),
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    Verb::new("DELETE", delete_foreskin),
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]);
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pub static INVENTORY: RunResource = pockets(&[Verb::new("GET", get_inventory)]);
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pub static ITEM: RunResource =
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    pockets(&[Verb::new("GET", get_item), Verb::new("DELETE", delete_item)]);
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pub static TECHNIQUES: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("GET", get_techniques)]);
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pub static DRAWER: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("POST", search_drawer)]);
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pub static BRANCH: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("POST", choose_branch)]);
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pub static FLOOR: RunResource =
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    home(&[Verb::new("GET", get_floor), Verb::new("POST", leave_floor)]);
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pub static SHOP: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("GET", get_shop)]);
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pub static BUY: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("POST", buy)]);
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pub static PORTAL: RunResource = pockets(&[
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    Verb::new("GET", get_portal),
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    Verb::new("POST", accept_portal),
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]);
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pub static ELDER: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("GET", get_elder)]);
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pub static GRIP: RunResource = home(&[Verb::new("GET", get_grip)]);
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pub static DIAGNOSIS: RunResource = pockets(&[Verb::new("GET", get_diagnosis)]);
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pub static FOOTAGE: RunResource = pockets(&[
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    Verb::new("GET", get_footage),
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    Verb::new("DELETE", unreachable_handler).only_when(
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        never,
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        "The footage has been cached by intermediaries. It cannot be deleted.",
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    ),
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]);
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fn get_run(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    if ctx
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        .header(header::ACCEPT)
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        .is_some_and(|accept| accept.contains("reassurance"))
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    {
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        return Problem::new(
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            StatusCode::NOT_ACCEPTABLE,
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            "no-reassurance",
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            "The server does not produce reassurance.",
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        )
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        .into_response();
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    }
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    (
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        StatusCode::OK,
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        [(header::ETAG, run.etag())],
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        Json(run.view()),
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    )
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        .into_response()
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}
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fn parse_techniques(run: &Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Result<Vec<Technique>, Problem> {
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    let required = || {
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        Problem::new(
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            StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
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            "technique-required",
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            "No technique was specified.",
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        )
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        .with("techniques", run.path("/techniques"))
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    };
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    let names = ctx
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        .query("technique")
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        .filter(|n| !n.trim().is_empty())
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        .ok_or_else(required)?;
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    names
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        .split(',')
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        .map(str::trim)
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        .filter(|n| !n.is_empty())
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        .map(|name| {
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            Technique::parse(name).ok_or_else(|| {
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                Problem::new(
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                    StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
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                    "unknown-technique",
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                    format!("{name} is not a technique."),
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                )
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                .with("techniques", run.path("/techniques"))
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            })
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        })
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        .collect()
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}
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fn parse_intensity(ctx: &Ctx) -> Result<i32, Problem> {
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    match ctx.query("intensity").map(str::parse::<i32>) {
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        None => Ok(5),
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        Some(Ok(i)) if (1..=10).contains(&i) => Ok(i),
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        Some(_) => Err(Problem::new(
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            StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
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            "intensity-out-of-range",
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            "Intensity is measured from 1 to 10.",
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        )),
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    }
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}
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fn jelq(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    let parsed = parse_techniques(run, ctx).and_then(|techniques| {
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        let intensity = parse_intensity(ctx)?;
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        let lube = Lube::from_content_type(ctx.header(header::CONTENT_TYPE))?;
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        Ok((techniques, intensity, lube))
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    });
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    match parsed {
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        Ok((techniques, intensity, lube)) => {
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            respond(run.jelq(&techniques, intensity, lube, ctx.now))
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        }
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        Err(problem) => problem.into_response(),
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    }
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}
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fn put_run(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    run.put().into_response()
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}
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fn hold_run(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    respond(run.hold(ctx.now))
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}
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fn patch_run(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    let is_patch = ctx
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        .header(header::CONTENT_TYPE)
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        .is_some_and(|ct| ct.starts_with("application/json-patch+json"));
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    if !is_patch {
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        return Problem::new(
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            StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE,
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            "patch-format",
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            "Patches are accepted as application/json-patch+json.",
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        )
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        .header(ACCEPT_PATCH, "application/json-patch+json")
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        .into_response();
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    }
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    match serde_json::from_slice::<Vec<PatchOp>>(&ctx.body) {
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        Ok(ops) => respond(run.patch(&ops)),
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        Err(_) => Problem::new(
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            StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST,
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            "malformed-patch",
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            "The patch could not be parsed.",
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        )
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        .into_response(),
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    }
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}
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fn delete_run(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    run.end(Cause::Abandoned);
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    StatusCode::NO_CONTENT.into_response()
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}
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fn trace_run(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    run.shame += 1;
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    let mut message = format!("{} {} {:?}\r\n", ctx.method, ctx.uri, ctx.version);
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    for (name, value) in &ctx.headers {
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        let _ = write!(
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            message,
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            "{name}: {}\r\n",
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            value.to_str().unwrap_or("<binary>")
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        );
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    }
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    message.push_str("\r\n");
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    (
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        StatusCode::OK,
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        [(header::CONTENT_TYPE, "message/http")],
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        message,
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    )
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        .into_response()
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}
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fn millimetres(inches: f64) -> usize {
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    (inches * MM_PER_INCH).round() as usize
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}
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enum InchRange {
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    Satisfiable(f64, f64),
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    Unsatisfiable,
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}
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/// `None` means the header is not a valid range, which RFC 9110 §14.2 says to ignore rather than refuse.
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fn parse_inch_range(range: &str, total: f64) -> Option<InchRange> {
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    let (start, end) = range.strip_prefix("inches=")?.split_once('-')?;
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    let number = |text: &str| {
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        text.parse::<f64>()
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            .ok()
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            .filter(|n| n.is_finite() && *n >= 0.0)
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    };
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    let (start, end) = match (start.trim(), end.trim()) {
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        ("", "") => return None,
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        ("", suffix) => ((total - number(suffix)?).max(0.0), total),
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        (start, "") => (number(start)?, total),
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        (start, end) => {
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            let (start, end) = (number(start)?, number(end)?);
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC259
            if start > end {
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC260
                return None;
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC261
            }
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC262
            (start, end)
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC263
        }
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC264
    };
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC265
    Some(if start < total {
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC266
        InchRange::Satisfiable(start, end.min(total))
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC267
    } else {
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC268
        InchRange::Unsatisfiable
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC269
    })
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC270
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC271
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC272
fn unsatisfied_range(inches: f64) -> Response {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC273
    Problem::new(
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC274
        StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC275
        "range-not-satisfiable",
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC276
        format!("The requested range is not available. {inches:.2} inches are."),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC277
    )
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC278
    .header(header::CONTENT_RANGE, format!("inches */{inches:.2}"))
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC279
    .into_response()
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC280
}
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC281
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC282
fn partial_inches(body: &str, offset: usize, start: f64, end: f64, total: f64) -> Response {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC283
    let from = (millimetres(start) + offset).min(body.len() - 1);
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC284
    let to = (millimetres(end) + offset).clamp(from + 1, body.len());
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC285
    (
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC286
        StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC287
        [
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC288
            (
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC289
                header::CONTENT_TYPE,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC290
                "text/plain; charset=us-ascii".to_owned(),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC291
            ),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC292
            (header::ACCEPT_RANGES, "inches".to_owned()),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC293
            (
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC294
                header::CONTENT_RANGE,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC295
                format!("inches {start:.2}-{end:.2}/{total:.2}"),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC296
            ),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC297
        ],
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC298
        body[from..to].to_owned(),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC299
    )
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC300
        .into_response()
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC301
}
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC302
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC303
fn get_length(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC304
    let inches = if run.items.ruler {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC305
        run.current_length()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC306
    } else {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC307
        run.self_reported()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC308
    };
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC309
    let body = shaft(millimetres(inches));
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC310
    let content_type = (
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC311
        header::CONTENT_TYPE,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC312
        "text/plain; charset=us-ascii".to_owned(),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC313
    );
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC314
    let accept_ranges = (header::ACCEPT_RANGES, "inches".to_owned());
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC315
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC316
    if let Some(range) = ctx
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC317
        .header(header::RANGE)
d46f9d0b953aatagen2026-10-10 14:41 UTC318
        .and_then(|range| parse_inch_range(range, inches))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC319
    {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC320
        match range {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC321
            InchRange::Satisfiable(start, end) => {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC322
                return partial_inches(&body, 0, start, end, inches);
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC323
            }
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC324
            InchRange::Unsatisfiable => return unsatisfied_range(inches),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC325
        }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC326
    }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC327
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC328
    if run.items.ruler {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC329
        return (StatusCode::OK, [content_type, accept_ranges], body).into_response();
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC330
    }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC331
    let chunks: Vec<Result<Bytes, Infallible>> = body
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC332
        .into_bytes()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC333
        .chunks(16)
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC334
        .map(|c| Ok(Bytes::copy_from_slice(c)))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC335
        .collect();
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC336
    let body = Body::from_stream(futures_util::stream::iter(chunks));
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC337
    (StatusCode::OK, [content_type, accept_ranges], body).into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC338
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC339
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC340
fn get_foreskin(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC341
    let Some(inches) = run.foreskin else {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC342
        return Problem::new(
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC343
            StatusCode::GONE,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC344
            "foreskin-gone",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC345
            "The foreskin is gone. It will not be returning.",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC346
        )
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC347
        .into_response();
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC348
    };
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC349
    let body = format!("8({})D", "~".repeat(millimetres(inches)));
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC350
    if let Some(range) = ctx
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC351
        .header(header::RANGE)
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC352
        .and_then(|range| parse_inch_range(range, inches))
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC353
    {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC354
        match range {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC355
            InchRange::Satisfiable(start, end) => {
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC356
                return partial_inches(&body, 2, start, end, inches);
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC357
            }
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC358
            InchRange::Unsatisfiable => return unsatisfied_range(inches),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC359
        }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC360
    }
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC361
    (
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC362
        StatusCode::OK,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC363
        [
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC364
            (header::ETAG, run.etag()),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC365
            (
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC366
                header::CONTENT_TYPE,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC367
                "text/plain; charset=us-ascii".to_owned(),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC368
            ),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC369
            (header::ACCEPT_RANGES, "inches".to_owned()),
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC370
        ],
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC371
        body,
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC372
    )
ec6fd4bb5b60atagen2026-10-11 04:34 UTC373
        .into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC374
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC375
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC376
fn delete_foreskin(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC377
    respond(run.delete_foreskin(ctx.header(header::IF_MATCH)))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC378
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC379
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC380
fn get_inventory(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC381
    let items: Vec<Value> = run
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC382
        .items
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC383
        .owned()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC384
        .into_iter()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC385
        .map(|item| {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC386
            json!({
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC387
                "name": item.slug(),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC388
                "href": run.path(&format!("/inventory/{}", item.slug())),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC389
            })
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC390
        })
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC391
        .collect();
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC392
    Json(json!({
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC393
        "items": items,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC394
        "ice_packs": run.items.ice_packs,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC395
        "supplements": run.items.supplements,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC396
        "excuses": run.excuses(),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC397
    }))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC398
    .into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC399
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC400
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC401
fn owned_item(run: &Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Result<Item, Problem> {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC402
    Item::parse(ctx.param("item"))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC403
        .filter(|&item| run.items.has(item))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC404
        .ok_or_else(|| {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC405
            Problem::new(
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC406
                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC407
                "no-such-item",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC408
                "You do not have that.",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC409
            )
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC410
        })
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC411
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC412
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC413
fn get_item(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC414
    match owned_item(run, ctx) {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC415
        Ok(item) => {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC416
            Json(json!({ "name": item.slug(), "description": item.description() })).into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC417
        }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC418
        Err(problem) => problem.into_response(),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC419
    }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC420
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC421
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC422
fn delete_item(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC423
    match owned_item(run, ctx) {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC424
        Ok(item) => respond(run.drop_item(item)),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC425
        Err(problem) => problem.into_response(),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC426
    }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC427
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC428
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC429
fn get_techniques(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC430
    let listed: Vec<Value> = Technique::ALL
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC431
        .into_iter()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC432
        .map(|t| t.describe(run.forum_read()))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC433
        .collect();
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC434
    Json(json!({
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC435
        "usage": format!("JELQ {}?technique=<name>[,<name>]&intensity=<1-10>", run.path("")),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC436
        "lubricant": "Declared with Content-Type.",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC437
        "lubricants": LUBRICANTS,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC438
        "eq_band": [EQ_BAND.start(), EQ_BAND.end()],
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC439
        "techniques": listed,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC440
    }))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC441
    .into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC442
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC443
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC444
fn search_drawer(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC445
    respond(run.search_drawer())
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC446
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC447
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC448
fn choose_branch(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC449
    respond(run.choose(ctx.param("choice")))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC450
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC451
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC452
fn get_floor(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC453
    Json(run.floor_view()).into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC454
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC455
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC456
fn leave_floor(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC457
    respond(run.advance())
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC458
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC459
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC460
fn get_shop(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
7d3fb63208bfatagen2026-10-11 04:38 UTC461
    let view = run.shop_view();
7d3fb63208bfatagen2026-10-11 04:38 UTC462
    if view.is_ok() {
7d3fb63208bfatagen2026-10-11 04:38 UTC463
        run.here.shopping = true;
7d3fb63208bfatagen2026-10-11 04:38 UTC464
    }
7d3fb63208bfatagen2026-10-11 04:38 UTC465
    respond(view.map(Json))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC466
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC467
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC468
fn buy(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC469
    respond(run.buy(ctx.param("item")))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC470
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC471
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC472
fn get_portal(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC473
    Json(json!({
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC474
        "terms": "By connecting you agree that the hotel is not responsible for anything that happens in this room, and that it does not want to know.",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC475
        "accept": { "href": run.path("/portal"), "method": "POST" },
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC476
    }))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC477
    .into_response()
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC478
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC479
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC480
fn accept_portal(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC481
    respond(run.accept_terms())
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC482
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC483
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC484
fn get_elder(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC485
    respond(run.elder(
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC486
        ctx.header(header::PROXY_AUTHORIZATION),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC487
        ctx.header(header::IF_MODIFIED_SINCE),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC488
    ))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC489
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC490
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC491
fn requested_grip(ctx: &Ctx) -> Option<Grip> {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC492
    let connection = ctx.header(header::CONNECTION)?.to_ascii_lowercase();
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC493
    if !connection.split(',').any(|token| token.trim() == "upgrade") {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC494
        return None;
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC495
    }
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC496
    ctx.header(header::UPGRADE)?
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC497
        .split(',')
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC498
        .find_map(|protocol| Grip::parse(protocol.trim()))
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC499
}
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC500
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC501
fn get_grip(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC502
    if let Some(grip) = requested_grip(ctx) {
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC503
        run.set_grip(grip);
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC504
        let mut response = (
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC505
            StatusCode::SWITCHING_PROTOCOLS,
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC506
            [
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC507
                (header::UPGRADE, grip.name()),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC508
                (header::CONNECTION, "upgrade"),
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC509
            ],
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC510
        )
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC511
            .into_response();
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC512
        response.extensions_mut().insert(Greeting(format!(
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC513
            "You are now jelqing {}.\r\n",
782069860236atagen2026-10-10 12:44 UTC514
            grip.name()
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        )));
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        return response;
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    }
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    let detail = match ctx.header(header::UPGRADE) {
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        Some(protocol) => {
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            format!("The server does not know the {protocol} grip. Grips are protocols.")
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        }
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        None => "Grips are protocols. Change grip by upgrading the connection.".to_owned(),
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    };
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    (
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        StatusCode::OK,
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        [(header::UPGRADE, "overhand, underhand")],
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        Json(json!({ "grip": run.grip.name(), "detail": detail })),
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    )
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        .into_response()
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}
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fn get_diagnosis(run: &mut Run, ctx: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    respond(run.diagnose(
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        ctx.header(header::AUTHORIZATION),
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        ctx.header(header::IF_NONE_MATCH),
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    ))
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}
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fn get_footage(run: &mut Run, _: &Ctx) -> Response {
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    let Some((filmed, age)) = run.footage() else {
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        return Problem::new(
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            StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
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            "no-footage",
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            "There is no footage. Yet.",
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        )
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        .into_response();
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    };
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    (
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        [
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            (
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                header::CACHE_CONTROL,
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                "public, max-age=31536000, immutable".to_owned(),
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            ),
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            (header::AGE, age.to_string()),
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            (header::LAST_MODIFIED, httpdate::fmt_http_date(filmed)),
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        ],
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        Json(json!({
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            "detail": "A recording. It is grainy. It is unmistakably you. It has been shared.",
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            "views": 1 + age * 37,
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        })),
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    )
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        .into_response()
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}