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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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atagen <boss@atagen.co>2026-10-14 08:58 UTC

7 files changed+28-9
game: roll the self-report inflation per run

A fixed 1.5 let any player derive their real length by subtraction, which made the Ruler irrelevant to the forum and the Elder. The clinic's unmeasured shame now scales with the lie. Three tests had depended on seed 420's starting baby oil and first-raid telling, so they now set up or search for those states.
src/game/balance/body.rs+4−1
@@ -1,4 +1,7 @@
1-pub const SELF_REPORT_INFLATION: f64 = 1.5;
1+/// In tenths of an inch, rolled once per run.
2+pub const SELF_REPORT_INFLATION: std::ops::RangeInclusive<i32> = 5..=25;
3+pub const UNMEASURED_SHAME: u32 = 10;
4+pub const UNMEASURED_SHAME_PER_INCH: f64 = 5.0;
25 pub const MM_PER_INCH: f64 = 25.4;
36 pub const HONEST_TOLERANCE: f64 = 0.06;
47 pub const EXAGGERATION: f64 = 1.0;
src/game/body.rs+3−1
@@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ pub struct Body {
1111 pub(crate) length: f64,
1212 pub(crate) girth: f64,
1313 pub(crate) foreskin: Option<f64>,
14+ pub(crate) inflation: f64,
1415 pub(crate) eq: i32,
1516 pub(crate) stamina: i32,
1617 pub(crate) friction: i32,
@@ -26,11 +27,12 @@ pub struct Body {
2627 }
2728
2829 impl Body {
29- pub fn new(length: f64, girth: f64, foreskin: f64) -> Self {
30+ pub fn new(length: f64, girth: f64, foreskin: f64, inflation: f64) -> Self {
3031 Self {
3132 length,
3233 girth,
3334 foreskin: Some(foreskin),
35+ inflation,
3436 eq: STARTING_EQ,
3537 stamina: MAX_STAMINA,
3638 friction: 0,
src/game/clinic.rs+3−1
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ use serde_json::json;
33
44 use super::{
55 Floor, Outcome, Run,
6+ balance::{UNMEASURED_SHAME, UNMEASURED_SHAME_PER_INCH},
67 credentials::{Scheme, etag_matches, parse_credentials},
78 measure::{round2, volume},
89 };
@@ -72,7 +73,8 @@ impl Run {
7273 if !self.clinic.measured {
7374 self.clinic.measured = true;
7475 if !self.items.kit.ruler {
75- self.standing.shame += 15;
76+ self.standing.shame += UNMEASURED_SHAME
77+ + (self.body.inflation * UNMEASURED_SHAME_PER_INCH).round() as u32;
7678 }
7779 }
7880 let volume = volume(self.body.length, self.body.girth);
src/game/forum.rs+2
@@ -46,6 +46,8 @@ pub fn forum_thread() -> Value {
4646 { "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "I have been sending PUT for three weeks and nothing has changed." },
4747 { "author": "TheElder", "body": "PUT is idempotent. Read the spec." },
4848 { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Members verify with a Ruler. Proxy-Authorization, inches, no rounding up. We can tell." },
49+ { "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "cant i just take off what i tell people. everyone adds an inch and a half" },
50+ { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Everyone adds a different amount. That is why there is a Ruler." },
4951 { "author": "throwaway_77", "body": "my doctor said i was normal. i didnt believe him. i still dont know what he meant by bearer" },
5052 { "author": "TheElder", "body": "My numbers are in my spreadsheet. They have not changed since 2009. Nothing about me has changed since 2009." },
5153 ],
src/game/run.rs+10−2
@@ -74,6 +74,14 @@ impl Run {
7474 0.4,
7575 2.4,
7676 ));
77+ let inflation = f64::from(oracle.span_int(
78+ Run::unborn(
79+ "inflation",
80+ "How far does the self-report round up, in tenths of an inch?",
81+ ),
82+ *SELF_REPORT_INFLATION.start(),
83+ *SELF_REPORT_INFLATION.end(),
84+ )) / 10.0;
7785 let mut items = Items::default();
7886 if oracle.chance(
7987 Run::unborn(
@@ -105,7 +113,7 @@ impl Run {
105113 version: 0,
106114 last_seen: Instant::now(),
107115 },
108- body: Body::new(length, girth, foreskin),
116+ body: Body::new(length, girth, foreskin, inflation),
109117 standing: Standing::default(),
110118 household: Household::default(),
111119 online: Online::default(),
@@ -255,7 +263,7 @@ impl Run {
255263 }
256264
257265 pub fn self_reported(&self) -> f64 {
258- self.current_length() + SELF_REPORT_INFLATION
266+ self.current_length() + self.body.inflation
259267 }
260268
261269 pub fn shown_length(&self) -> f64 {
src/tests/body.rs+1
@@ -316,6 +316,7 @@ async fn a_long_run_fills_the_jeans_before_a_thick_one() {
316316 async fn a_refused_jelq_leaves_the_lube_alone() {
317317 let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
318318 run.items.kit.extender = true;
319+ run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1;
319320 run.body.girth = 6.0;
320321 run.body.length = 6.0;
321322 });
src/tests/household.rs+5−4
@@ -155,6 +155,7 @@ async fn mom_speaks_american() {
155155 async fn an_empty_bottle_is_declined_before_the_enemy_stirs() {
156156 let control = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| {
157157 run.standing.suspicion = SUSPICION_LIMIT;
158+ run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1;
158159 });
159160 let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
160161 let caught = send(
@@ -337,12 +338,12 @@ async fn raids_get_noisier_and_the_household_notices() {
337338
338339 #[tokio::test]
339340 async fn one_telling_closes_the_kitchen_and_its_link() {
340- let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| run.standing.suspicion = 4);
341341 let mut told = None;
342- for _ in 0..20 {
342+ for seed in 0..20 {
343+ let app = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| run.standing.suspicion = 4);
343344 let raid = send(&app, "POST", "/runs/cafebabe/kitchen", &[], "").await;
344345 if raid.status() == StatusCode::GONE {
345- told = Some(raid);
346+ told = Some((app, raid));
346347 break;
347348 }
348349 assert!(
@@ -350,7 +351,7 @@ async fn one_telling_closes_the_kitchen_and_its_link() {
350351 "there is no warning before the telling"
351352 );
352353 }
353- let told = told.expect("a noisy house tells within twenty raids");
354+ let (app, told) = told.expect("a noisy house tells within twenty houses");
354355 assert!(
355356 warnings(&told)
356357 .iter()