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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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atagen <boss@atagen.co>2026-10-12 11:17 UTC

5 files changed+73-11

game: let girth tighten the ring, fill the jeans and set the price

The extender's 507 checked girth alone, so a long thin run never filled
its jeans even though the extender only adds length. The jeans now hold
girth plus a quarter of the length. Past 5.5 girth the ring is tight
enough to raise its priapism odds to 1 in 4, and under 5 Pump-Bro marks
the girth range up by 3, since he can tell who needs it.

Modified file: src/game/balance.rs+4 additions−1 deletions@@ -38,7 +38,8 @@ pub const SELF_REPORT_INFLATION: f64 = 1.5;
 pub const MM_PER_INCH: f64 = 25.4;
 pub const HONEST_TOLERANCE: f64 = 0.06;
 pub const EXAGGERATION: f64 = 1.0;
-pub const STORAGE_GIRTH: f64 = 5.0;
+/// Girth plus a quarter of the length is what the jeans have to hold alongside the extender.
+pub const STORAGE_BULK: f64 = 6.5;
 pub const GIRTH_RESPECTED: f64 = 5.0;
 pub const GIRTH_THICK: f64 = 5.5;
 pub const FORESKIN_GLIDE: f64 = 1.0;
@@ -63,6 +64,8 @@ pub const WINDOW: u32 = 60;
 pub const PULLED_MUSCLE: u32 = 12;
 pub const PULLED_MUSCLE_INTENSITY: i32 = 9;
 pub const RING_PRIAPISM: u32 = 10;
+pub const RING_TIGHT_PRIAPISM: u32 = 4;
+pub const THIN_MARKUP: u32 = 3;
 pub const SUPPLEMENT_WORKS: u32 = 5;
 pub const RUPTURE_HOLD: u32 = 250;
 pub const ULI_ODDS: u32 = 4;

Modified file: src/game/shop.rs+24 additions−4 deletions@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
 use serde_json::{Value, json};
 
-use super::{Item, Outcome, Run, items::SHOP};
+use super::{Item, Outcome, Run, balance::THIN_MARKUP, items::SHOP};
 use crate::problem::Problem;
 
 fn pump_bro_absent() -> Problem {
@@ -13,6 +13,20 @@ fn pump_bro_absent() -> Problem {
 }
 
 impl Run {
+    /// Pump-Bro can tell when a customer needs girth, and prices the girth range accordingly.
+    pub fn price(&self, item: Item) -> Option<u32> {
+        let girth_range = matches!(
+            item,
+            Item::Ring | Item::PumpPro | Item::Supplement | Item::Extender
+        );
+        let markup = if girth_range && !self.girth_respected() {
+            THIN_MARKUP
+        } else {
+            0
+        };
+        Some(item.price()? + markup)
+    }
+
     pub fn shop_view(&self) -> Result<Value, Problem> {
         if !self.floor.shop_open() {
             return Err(pump_bro_absent());
@@ -22,14 +36,20 @@ impl Run {
             .filter_map(|item| {
                 Some(json!({
                     "item": item.slug(),
-                    "price": item.price()?,
+                    "price": self.price(*item)?,
                     "description": item.pitch(),
                     "href": self.path(&format!("/shop/{}", item.slug())),
                     "method": "POST",
                 }))
             })
             .collect();
-        Ok(json!({ "merchant": "Pump-Bro", "stock": stock }))
+        let mut view = json!({ "merchant": "Pump-Bro", "stock": stock });
+        if !self.girth_respected() {
+            view["pitch"] = json!(
+                "Pump-Bro looks you up and down. The girth range has gone up a little, just for you."
+            );
+        }
+        Ok(view)
     }
 
     pub fn buy(&mut self, slug: &str) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
@@ -46,7 +66,7 @@ impl Run {
         let item = Item::parse(slug)
             .filter(|item| SHOP.contains(item))
             .ok_or_else(not_for_sale)?;
-        let price = item.price().ok_or_else(not_for_sale)?;
+        let price = self.price(item).ok_or_else(not_for_sale)?;
         if item == Item::Pump {
             return Err(Problem::new(
                 StatusCode::UPGRADE_REQUIRED,

Modified file: src/game/turn.rs+8 additions−3 deletions@@ -11,7 +11,8 @@ use super::{
         FRICTION_DRY, FRICTION_GRIP, FRICTION_HOLD, FRICTION_MAX, FRICTION_MEDITATE, FRICTION_SPIT,
         GIRTH_THICK, GREED_HOT, GREED_WARM, HOLD_EQ, HOT_EQ, MEDITATION_EQ, OBSERVED, PRIAPISM_EQ,
         PRIAPISM_TURNS, PULLED_MUSCLE, PULLED_MUSCLE_INTENSITY, REFLECTION, RING_PRIAPISM,
-        RING_RUPTURE_LINE, RUPTURE_HOLD, RUPTURE_LINE, STORAGE_GIRTH, SUSPICION_LIMIT,
+        RING_RUPTURE_LINE, RING_TIGHT_PRIAPISM, RUPTURE_HOLD, RUPTURE_LINE, STORAGE_BULK,
+        SUSPICION_LIMIT,
     },
     not_extended, round3,
     state::{MumVisit, Observer, Pending},
@@ -321,7 +322,7 @@ impl Run {
     }
 
     fn check_storage(&self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
-        if self.items.extender && self.girth > STORAGE_GIRTH {
+        if self.items.extender && self.girth + self.current_length() / 4.0 > STORAGE_BULK {
             return Err(Problem::new(
                 StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE,
                 "jeans-full",
@@ -453,7 +454,11 @@ impl Run {
                     "ring-priapism",
                     "With the ring still on and everything this warm, will it not go down?",
                 ),
-                RING_PRIAPISM,
+                if self.girth > GIRTH_THICK {
+                    RING_TIGHT_PRIAPISM
+                } else {
+                    RING_PRIAPISM
+                },
             )
         {
             self.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;

Modified file: src/http/run.rs+1−1

@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@ fn links(run: &Run) -> String {

185185 .chain(run.here.shopping.then(|| {

186186 SHOP.iter()

187187 .filter_map(|item| {

188- let price = item.price()?;

188+ let price = run.price(*item)?;

189189 Some(format!(

190190 "<{}>; rel=\"{REL_BASE}shop-item\"; title=\"{} for {price}\"; allow=\"POST\"",

191191 run.path(&format!("/shop/{}", item.slug())),

Modified file: src/tests.rs+36 additions−2 deletions@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ use crate::{
     AppState, Config,
     game::{
         Floor, MumVisit, Run, Story,
-        balance::{BRANCH_TURN, STORAGE_GIRTH, SUSPICION_LIMIT},
+        balance::{BRANCH_TURN, SUSPICION_LIMIT},
     },
     router,
 };
@@ -1638,7 +1638,8 @@ async fn a_refused_jelq_leaves_the_lube_alone() {
     let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
         run.warmed_up = true;
         run.items.extender = true;
-        run.girth = STORAGE_GIRTH + 1.0;
+        run.girth = 6.0;
+        run.length = 6.0;
     });
     let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
     let full = send(
@@ -2081,3 +2082,36 @@ async fn the_dead_outlive_the_server() {
         let _ = std::fs::remove_file(format!("{}{suffix}", path.display()));
     }
 }
+
+#[tokio::test]
+async fn pump_bro_charges_the_thin_more_for_girth() {
+    for (girth, ring, oil) in [(4.5, 11, 4), (5.2, 8, 4)] {
+        let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| run.girth = girth);
+        let shop = json(send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/shop", &[], "").await).await;
+        let price = |slug: &str| {
+            shop["stock"]
+                .as_array()
+                .unwrap()
+                .iter()
+                .find(|item| item["item"] == slug)
+                .unwrap()["price"]
+                .as_u64()
+                .unwrap()
+        };
+        assert_eq!(price("cock-ring"), ring, "girth {girth}");
+        assert_eq!(price("baby-oil"), oil, "girth {girth}");
+    }
+}
+
+#[tokio::test]
+async fn a_long_run_fills_the_jeans_before_a_thick_one() {
+    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
+        run.warmed_up = true;
+        run.items.extender = true;
+        run.girth = 4.8;
+        run.length = 7.5;
+    });
+    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
+    let full = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await;
+    assert_eq!(full.status(), StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE);
+}

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