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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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atagen <boss@atagen.co>2026-10-14 11:16 UTC

3 files changed+51-7

game: give each shop purchase a receipt, and own up to the self-report when a ruler is bought

A bought ruler swapped X-Self-Reported-Length for X-Length behind a generic 'Purchased. No refunds.', so the one purchase that rewrites a stat never said so. The drawer and forum rulers already announce themselves.

Modified file: src/game/items.rs+21 additions@@ -138,6 +138,27 @@ impl Item {
         }
     }
 
+    pub fn receipt(self) -> &'static str {
+        match self {
+            Self::PumpPro => "The box says professional. The pump inside is the same pump.",
+            Self::Extender => "It is fitted. It will be noticed when you sit down.",
+            Self::Ring => "It is snug. Pump-Bro still does not discuss the risks.",
+            Self::DoorLock => "One door lock, good for one door, once.",
+            Self::DndSign => "The sign is on the handle. Housekeeping can read.",
+            Self::Blinds => "The blinds are down. Across the street, a lens is lowered.",
+            Self::Ruler => "Pump-Bro looks away while you use it.",
+            Self::IcePack => {
+                "It came out of the chest freezer behind the counter. It is very cold."
+            }
+            Self::CageKey => "The cage is open. Pump-Bro does not ask, and neither should you.",
+            Self::BabyOil => "Pump-Bro buys it in bulk. He does not have a baby.",
+            Self::CoconutOil => "It is solid. It will not stay that way.",
+            Self::Lotion => "Unscented, allegedly.",
+            Self::Vaseline => "Everyone at the counter saw.",
+            _ => "",
+        }
+    }
+
     pub fn price(self) -> Option<u32> {
         match self {
             Self::Pump => Some(10),

Modified file: src/game/shop.rs+17 additions−7 deletions@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+use std::fmt::Write as _;
+
 use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
 use serde_json::{Value, json};
 
@@ -96,14 +98,22 @@ impl Run {
                 "The supplement is still shipping. You have been charged. It may arrive.",
             ));
         }
-        Ok(Outcome::json(
-            StatusCode::CREATED,
-            json!({ "detail": "Purchased. No refunds." }),
+        let mut detail = format!("Purchased. No refunds. {}", item.receipt())
+            .trim_end()
+            .to_owned();
+        if item == Item::Ruler {
+            let _ = write!(
+                detail,
+                " You now know. The length you had been reporting was {:.1} inches generous.",
+                self.body.inflation
+            );
+        }
+        Ok(
+            Outcome::json(StatusCode::CREATED, json!({ "detail": detail })).header(
+                header::LOCATION,
+                self.path(&format!("/inventory/{}", item.slug())),
+            ),
         )
-        .header(
-            header::LOCATION,
-            self.path(&format!("/inventory/{}", item.slug())),
-        ))
     }
 
     pub fn drop_item(&mut self, item: Item) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {

Modified file: src/tests/floors.rs+13 additions@@ -525,3 +525,16 @@ async fn the_forum_teaches_breathing_before_uli() {
         "{breathing}/100 learned to breathe on the branch floor"
     );
 }
+
+#[tokio::test]
+async fn a_bought_ruler_owns_up_to_the_self_report() {
+    let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| {
+        run.standing.cash = 100;
+        run.body.inflation = 1.2;
+    });
+    let bought = send(&app, "POST", "/runs/cafebabe/shop/ruler", &[], "").await;
+    assert_eq!(bought.status(), StatusCode::CREATED);
+    assert!(bought.headers().contains_key("x-length"));
+    let detail = json(bought).await["detail"].as_str().unwrap().to_owned();
+    assert!(detail.contains("1.2 inches generous"), "{detail}");
+}

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