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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{
    ops::ControlFlow,
    time::{Duration, Instant, SystemTime},
};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Floor, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        EDGE_EQ, EDGE_GIRTH, EDGE_LOOP, ENERGY_STAMINA, HOTEL_STRESS, ICE_EQ, PRIAPISM_EQ,
        PRIAPISM_TURNS, PUMP_GAIN, SHOWER_EQ, SUPPLEMENT_WORKS, TOWELLESS_EQ, WARMUP_EQ,
    },
};
use crate::problem::Problem;

const WEEK: Duration = Duration::from_secs(7 * 24 * 60 * 60);

impl Run {
    pub(super) fn warm_up(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.floor == Floor::Hotel
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "hotel-stress",
                    "Has the hotel's plumbing given up for the week?",
                ),
                HOTEL_STRESS,
            )
        {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE,
                "service-unavailable",
                "Service is unavailable. The server estimates next week. The server is being pessimistic.",
            )
            .header(
                header::RETRY_AFTER,
                httpdate::fmt_http_date(SystemTime::now() + WEEK),
            ));
        }
        let (boost, detail) = if self.floor == Floor::Bathroom {
            (
                SHOWER_EQ,
                "Warmed up. The shower is hot. Your brother's will not be.",
            )
        } else if self.here.towel_stolen {
            (TOWELLESS_EQ, "Warmed up, poorly. The cat has the towel.")
        } else {
            (WARMUP_EQ, "Warmed up. The towel has cooled.")
        };
        self.touch();
        self.step_away();
        self.warmed_up = true;
        self.eq = (self.eq + boost).min(100);
        Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
    }

    pub(super) fn ice(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.items.ice_packs == 0 {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-ice",
                "The ice technique depends on an ice pack. There are none.",
            ));
        }
        self.touch();
        self.step_away();
        self.items.ice_packs -= 1;
        if self.conditions.priapism_turns > 0 {
            return Ok(Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::OK,
                json!({ "detail": "The ice has no effect. The condition persists. The ice pack is gone." }),
            ));
        }
        self.eq = (self.eq - ICE_EQ).max(0);
        let detail = if self.conditions.friction_burn {
            self.conditions.friction_burn = false;
            "The friction burn is treated. EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
        } else {
            "EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
        };
        Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
    }

    pub(super) fn energy(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.items.energy_drinks == 0 {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-energy-drink",
                "The energy technique depends on an energy drink.",
            ));
        }
        self.items.energy_drinks -= 1;
        self.step_away();
        self.stamina = (self.stamina + ENERGY_STAMINA).min(self.max_stamina());
        self.touch();
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::OK,
            json!({ "detail": "The energy arrives before the regret. Stamina +3." }),
        ))
    }

    pub(super) fn supplement(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.items.supplements == 0 {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-supplement",
                "The supplement technique depends on a supplement.",
            ));
        }
        self.items.supplements -= 1;
        self.step_away();
        self.touch();
        if self.chance(
            self.decision(
                "supplement",
                "Does the supplement from Pump-Bro actually work?",
            ),
            SUPPLEMENT_WORKS,
        ) {
            self.stamina = self.max_stamina();
            self.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;
            self.eq = self.eq.max(PRIAPISM_EQ);
            return Ok(Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::OK,
                json!({ "detail": "The upstream returned a valid response. It is still returning it. Stamina is fully restored." }),
            ));
        }
        Err(Problem::new(
            StatusCode::BAD_GATEWAY,
            "bad-gateway",
            "The upstream returned an invalid response.",
        )
        .with("upstream", "Pump-Bro"))
    }

    pub(super) fn edge(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.commit(5, None, now, 1);
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(5)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }
        self.here.edges += 1;
        self.eq = (self.eq + EDGE_EQ).min(100);
        self.girth += EDGE_GIRTH;
        if self.here.edges >= EDGE_LOOP {
            self.here.edges = 0;
            self.exhaust(now);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::LOOP_DETECTED,
                "edging-loop",
                "Edging has looped. The server detected an infinite loop and terminated it.",
            ));
        }
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::OK,
            json!({ "detail": "Edged. EQ is rising. Nothing else is.", "edges": self.here.edges }),
        ))
    }

    pub(super) fn pump(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.commit(4, None, now, 1);
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(4)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }
        self.here.temp_length += PUMP_GAIN;
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::TEMPORARY_REDIRECT,
            json!({ "detail": "Gains applied. They are temporary.", "length": PUMP_GAIN }),
        )
        .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/length")))
    }
}

1	use std::{
2	ops::ControlFlow,
3	time::{Duration, Instant, SystemTime},
4	};
5
6	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
7	use serde_json::json;
8
9	use super::{
10	Floor, Outcome, Run,
11	balance::{
12	EDGE_EQ, EDGE_GIRTH, EDGE_LOOP, ENERGY_STAMINA, HOTEL_STRESS, ICE_EQ, PRIAPISM_EQ,
13	PRIAPISM_TURNS, PUMP_GAIN, SHOWER_EQ, SUPPLEMENT_WORKS, TOWELLESS_EQ, WARMUP_EQ,
14	},
15	};
16	use crate::problem::Problem;
17
18	const WEEK: Duration = Duration::from_secs(7 * 24 * 60 * 60);
19
20	impl Run {
21	pub(super) fn warm_up(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
22	if self.floor == Floor::Hotel
23	&& self.chance(
24	self.decision(
25	"hotel-stress",
26	"Has the hotel's plumbing given up for the week?",
27	),
28	HOTEL_STRESS,
29	)
30	{
31	return Err(Problem::new(
32	StatusCode::SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE,
33	"service-unavailable",
34	"Service is unavailable. The server estimates next week. The server is being pessimistic.",
35	)
36	.header(
37	header::RETRY_AFTER,
38	httpdate::fmt_http_date(SystemTime::now() + WEEK),
39	));
40	}
41	let (boost, detail) = if self.floor == Floor::Bathroom {
42	(
43	SHOWER_EQ,
44	"Warmed up. The shower is hot. Your brother's will not be.",
45	)
46	} else if self.here.towel_stolen {
47	(TOWELLESS_EQ, "Warmed up, poorly. The cat has the towel.")
48	} else {
49	(WARMUP_EQ, "Warmed up. The towel has cooled.")
50	};
51	self.touch();
52	self.step_away();
53	self.warmed_up = true;
54	self.eq = (self.eq + boost).min(100);
55	Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
56	}
57
58	pub(super) fn ice(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
59	if self.items.ice_packs == 0 {
60	return Err(Problem::new(
61	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
62	"no-ice",
63	"The ice technique depends on an ice pack. There are none.",
64	));
65	}
66	self.touch();
67	self.step_away();
68	self.items.ice_packs -= 1;
69	if self.conditions.priapism_turns > 0 {
70	return Ok(Outcome::json(
71	StatusCode::OK,
72	json!({ "detail": "The ice has no effect. The condition persists. The ice pack is gone." }),
73	));
74	}
75	self.eq = (self.eq - ICE_EQ).max(0);
76	let detail = if self.conditions.friction_burn {
77	self.conditions.friction_burn = false;
78	"The friction burn is treated. EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
79	} else {
80	"EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
81	};
82	Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
83	}
84
85	pub(super) fn energy(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
86	if self.items.energy_drinks == 0 {
87	return Err(Problem::new(
88	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
89	"no-energy-drink",
90	"The energy technique depends on an energy drink.",
91	));
92	}
93	self.items.energy_drinks -= 1;
94	self.step_away();
95	self.stamina = (self.stamina + ENERGY_STAMINA).min(self.max_stamina());
96	self.touch();
97	Ok(Outcome::json(
98	StatusCode::OK,
99	json!({ "detail": "The energy arrives before the regret. Stamina +3." }),
100	))
101	}
102
103	pub(super) fn supplement(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
104	if self.items.supplements == 0 {
105	return Err(Problem::new(
106	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
107	"no-supplement",
108	"The supplement technique depends on a supplement.",
109	));
110	}
111	self.items.supplements -= 1;
112	self.step_away();
113	self.touch();
114	if self.chance(
115	self.decision(
116	"supplement",
117	"Does the supplement from Pump-Bro actually work?",
118	),
119	SUPPLEMENT_WORKS,
120	) {
121	self.stamina = self.max_stamina();
122	self.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;
123	self.eq = self.eq.max(PRIAPISM_EQ);
124	return Ok(Outcome::json(
125	StatusCode::OK,
126	json!({ "detail": "The upstream returned a valid response. It is still returning it. Stamina is fully restored." }),
127	));
128	}
129	Err(Problem::new(
130	StatusCode::BAD_GATEWAY,
131	"bad-gateway",
132	"The upstream returned an invalid response.",
133	)
134	.with("upstream", "Pump-Bro"))
135	}
136
137	pub(super) fn edge(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
138	self.commit(5, None, now, 1);
139	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(5)? {
140	return Ok(interrupted);
141	}
142	self.here.edges += 1;
143	self.eq = (self.eq + EDGE_EQ).min(100);
144	self.girth += EDGE_GIRTH;
145	if self.here.edges >= EDGE_LOOP {
146	self.here.edges = 0;
147	self.exhaust(now);
148	return Err(Problem::new(
149	StatusCode::LOOP_DETECTED,
150	"edging-loop",
151	"Edging has looped. The server detected an infinite loop and terminated it.",
152	));
153	}
154	Ok(Outcome::json(
155	StatusCode::OK,
156	json!({ "detail": "Edged. EQ is rising. Nothing else is.", "edges": self.here.edges }),
157	))
158	}
159
160	pub(super) fn pump(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
161	self.commit(4, None, now, 1);
162	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(4)? {
163	return Ok(interrupted);
164	}
165	self.here.temp_length += PUMP_GAIN;
166	Ok(Outcome::json(
167	StatusCode::TEMPORARY_REDIRECT,
168	json!({ "detail": "Gains applied. They are temporary.", "length": PUMP_GAIN }),
169	)
170	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/length")))
171	}
172	}