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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_DEGLOVING, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING,
        DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND, FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT,
        RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM, SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT,
        WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
    },
    measure::round3,
    techniques::Training,
    travel::Exit,
};
use crate::problem::Problem;

type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;

impl Run {
    /// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
    pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
        let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
            BURN_RUPTURE
        } else {
            0
        };
        self.body.eq > line - burn
    }

    /// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
    pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
        if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
            RUPTURE_IN_BAND
        } else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
            RUPTURE_WARM
        } else {
            RUPTURE_HOT
        }
    }

    pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        if !self.body.warmed_up {
            if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::ColdStart) {
                self.notices.push(Notice::ColdStart);
            }
            if self.chance(
                self.decision("cold-degloving", "Cold and unprepared, does the skin tear?"),
                COLD_DEGLOVING,
            ) {
                return Err(self.deglove());
            }
        }
        if training == Training::Dry
            && intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
                DEGLOVING,
            )
        {
            return Err(self.deglove());
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    fn deglove(&mut self) -> Problem {
        let lost = self.body.foreskin.take();
        let problem = self.end(Cause::Degloved);
        match lost {
            Some(lost) => problem.with("foreskin", -round3(lost)),
            None => problem,
        }
    }

    pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
                self.rupture_odds(),
            )
        {
            return Err(self.rupture());
        }
        if self.floor.has_window()
            && !self.items.kit.blinds
            && self.oracle.chance_not(
                self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
                WINDOW,
            )
        {
            self.standing.shame += 30;
            self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
            return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
                Outcome::json(
                    StatusCode::CREATED,
                    json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
                )
                .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
            ));
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
                FRIEND,
            )
        {
            self.standing.shame += 1;
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
                "friend",
                "A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
            ));
        }
        if self.body.conditions.peyronie
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "misdirected",
                    "With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
                ),
                CURVE_MISSES,
            )
        {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
                "misdirected",
                "The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
            ));
        }
        if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
            self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
                "lost-it",
                "The request took too long. It was lost.",
            )
            .header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
        }
        if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
            if self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "rupture",
                    "Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
                ),
                RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
            ) {
                return Err(self.rupture());
            }
            self.standing.shame += 5;
            self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
                "premature",
                "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
            ));
        }
        if self.body.eq < COLD_EQ {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
                "cold",
                "The resource exists. It is cold.",
            ));
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    /// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
    pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
        let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom | Floor::Hotel)
            && self.oracle.ratio_choice(
                self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
                visits,
                WANDERER_VISIT,
                "No",
                "Yes",
            );
        if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
            return Ok(());
        }
        match self.floor {
            Floor::Bathroom => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
                    self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
                    self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.here.brother_told = true;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                    "brother",
                    "Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::ChangingRoom => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.girth_respected() {
                    self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.standing.shame += 5;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
                    "gym-staff",
                    "Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::Hotel => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
                    self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.standing.shame += 3;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
                    "housekeeping",
                    "Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
                )
                .header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
            }
            _ => Ok(()),
        }
    }
}

1	use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};
2
3	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
4	use serde_json::json;
5
6	use super::{
7	Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
8	balance::{
9	BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_DEGLOVING, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING,
10	DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND, FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT,
11	RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM, SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT,
12	WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
13	},
14	measure::round3,
15	techniques::Training,
16	travel::Exit,
17	};
18	use crate::problem::Problem;
19
20	type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;
21
22	impl Run {
23	/// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
24	pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
25	let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
26	BURN_RUPTURE
27	} else {
28	0
29	};
30	self.body.eq > line - burn
31	}
32
33	/// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
34	pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
35	if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
36	RUPTURE_IN_BAND
37	} else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
38	RUPTURE_WARM
39	} else {
40	RUPTURE_HOT
41	}
42	}
43
44	pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
45	if !self.body.warmed_up {
46	if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::ColdStart) {
47	self.notices.push(Notice::ColdStart);
48	}
49	if self.chance(
50	self.decision("cold-degloving", "Cold and unprepared, does the skin tear?"),
51	COLD_DEGLOVING,
52	) {
53	return Err(self.deglove());
54	}
55	}
56	if training == Training::Dry
57	&& intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
58	&& self.chance(
59	self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
60	DEGLOVING,
61	)
62	{
63	return Err(self.deglove());
64	}
65	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
66	}
67
68	fn deglove(&mut self) -> Problem {
69	let lost = self.body.foreskin.take();
70	let problem = self.end(Cause::Degloved);
71	match lost {
72	Some(lost) => problem.with("foreskin", -round3(lost)),
73	None => problem,
74	}
75	}
76
77	pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
78	if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
79	&& self.chance(
80	self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
81	self.rupture_odds(),
82	)
83	{
84	return Err(self.rupture());
85	}
86	if self.floor.has_window()
87	&& !self.items.kit.blinds
88	&& self.oracle.chance_not(
89	self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
90	WINDOW,
91	)
92	{
93	self.standing.shame += 30;
94	self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
95	return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
96	Outcome::json(
97	StatusCode::CREATED,
98	json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
99	)
100	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
101	));
102	}
103	if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
104	&& self.chance(
105	self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
106	FRIEND,
107	)
108	{
109	self.standing.shame += 1;
110	return Err(Problem::new(
111	StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
112	"friend",
113	"A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
114	));
115	}
116	if self.body.conditions.peyronie
117	&& self.chance(
118	self.decision(
119	"misdirected",
120	"With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
121	),
122	CURVE_MISSES,
123	)
124	{
125	return Err(Problem::new(
126	StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
127	"misdirected",
128	"The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
129	));
130	}
131	if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
132	self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
133	return Err(Problem::new(
134	StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
135	"lost-it",
136	"The request took too long. It was lost.",
137	)
138	.header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
139	}
140	if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
141	if self.chance(
142	self.decision(
143	"rupture",
144	"Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
145	),
146	RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
147	) {
148	return Err(self.rupture());
149	}
150	self.standing.shame += 5;
151	self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
152	return Err(Problem::new(
153	StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
154	"premature",
155	"The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
156	));
157	}
158	if self.body.eq < COLD_EQ {
159	return Err(Problem::new(
160	StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
161	"cold",
162	"The resource exists. It is cold.",
163	));
164	}
165	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
166	}
167
168	/// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
169	pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
170	let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
171	let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom \| Floor::Hotel)
172	&& self.oracle.ratio_choice(
173	self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
174	visits,
175	WANDERER_VISIT,
176	"No",
177	"Yes",
178	);
179	if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
180	return Ok(());
181	}
182	match self.floor {
183	Floor::Bathroom => {
184	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
185	self.touch();
186	if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
187	self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
188	self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
189	return Ok(());
190	}
191	self.here.brother_told = true;
192	Err(Problem::new(
193	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
194	"brother",
195	"Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
196	))
197	}
198	Floor::ChangingRoom => {
199	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
200	self.touch();
201	if self.girth_respected() {
202	self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
203	return Ok(());
204	}
205	self.standing.shame += 5;
206	Err(Problem::new(
207	StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
208	"gym-staff",
209	"Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
210	))
211	}
212	Floor::Hotel => {
213	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
214	self.touch();
215	if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
216	self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
217	return Ok(());
218	}
219	self.standing.shame += 3;
220	Err(Problem::new(
221	StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
222	"housekeeping",
223	"Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
224	)
225	.header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
226	}
227	_ => Ok(()),
228	}
229	}
230	}