an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing
| 1 | use super::*; |
| 2 | |
| 3 | #[tokio::test] |
| 4 | async fn deleting_the_foreskin_requires_certainty() { |
| 5 | let Harness { app, .. } = harness(Floor::Bedroom, SEED, |_| {}); |
| 6 | let response = send(&app, "DELETE", "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", &[], "").await; |
| 7 | assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::PRECONDITION_REQUIRED); |
| 8 | let look = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", &[], "").await; |
| 9 | assert_eq!(look.status(), StatusCode::OK); |
| 10 | let etag = header(&look, "etag").to_owned(); |
| 11 | assert!(text(look).await.contains('~')); |
| 12 | let response = send( |
| 13 | &app, |
| 14 | "DELETE", |
| 15 | "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", |
| 16 | &[("if-match", &etag)], |
| 17 | "", |
| 18 | ) |
| 19 | .await; |
| 20 | assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::NO_CONTENT); |
| 21 | let response = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", &[], "").await; |
| 22 | assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::GONE); |
| 23 | } |
| 24 | |
| 25 | #[tokio::test] |
| 26 | async fn length_supports_inch_ranges() { |
| 27 | let Harness { app, .. } = harness(Floor::Bedroom, SEED, |_| {}); |
| 28 | let response = send( |
| 29 | &app, |
| 30 | "GET", |
| 31 | "/runs/cafebabe/length", |
| 32 | &[("range", "inches=0-1")], |
| 33 | "", |
| 34 | ) |
| 35 | .await; |
| 36 | assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT); |
| 37 | assert!(header(&response, "content-range").starts_with("inches 0.00-1.00/")); |
| 38 | assert_eq!(text(response).await.len(), 25); |
| 39 | let absurd = send( |
| 40 | &app, |
| 41 | "GET", |
| 42 | "/runs/cafebabe/length", |
| 43 | &[("range", "inches=40-50")], |
| 44 | "", |
| 45 | ) |
| 46 | .await; |
| 47 | assert_eq!(absurd.status(), StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE); |
| 48 | let malformed = send( |
| 49 | &app, |
| 50 | "GET", |
| 51 | "/runs/cafebabe/length", |
| 52 | &[("range", "inches=6.17")], |
| 53 | "", |
| 54 | ) |
| 55 | .await; |
| 56 | assert_eq!(malformed.status(), StatusCode::OK); |
| 57 | let suffix = send( |
| 58 | &app, |
| 59 | "GET", |
| 60 | "/runs/cafebabe/length", |
| 61 | &[("range", "inches=-1")], |
| 62 | "", |
| 63 | ) |
| 64 | .await; |
| 65 | assert_eq!(suffix.status(), StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT); |
| 66 | assert!(text(suffix).await.ends_with('D')); |
| 67 | for (range, status) in [ |
| 68 | ("inches=1-", StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT), |
| 69 | ("inches=40-", StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE), |
| 70 | ("inches=-0", StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE), |
| 71 | ("inches=2-1", StatusCode::OK), |
| 72 | ("inches=NaN-2", StatusCode::OK), |
| 73 | ("inches=0-inf", StatusCode::OK), |
| 74 | ] { |
| 75 | let response = send( |
| 76 | &app, |
| 77 | "GET", |
| 78 | "/runs/cafebabe/length", |
| 79 | &[("range", range)], |
| 80 | "", |
| 81 | ) |
| 82 | .await; |
| 83 | assert_eq!(response.status(), status, "{range}"); |
| 84 | } |
| 85 | } |
| 86 | |
| 87 | #[tokio::test] |
| 88 | async fn the_displayed_length_is_accepted_as_honest() { |
| 89 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Forum, |run| run.body.length = 5.2496); |
| 90 | let response = send( |
| 91 | &app, |
| 92 | "GET", |
| 93 | "/runs/cafebabe/elder", |
| 94 | &[("proxy-authorization", "Ruler 5.25")], |
| 95 | "", |
| 96 | ) |
| 97 | .await; |
| 98 | assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::OK); |
| 99 | } |
| 100 | |
| 101 | #[tokio::test] |
| 102 | async fn dry_jelqs_build_friction_and_real_lube_does_not() { |
| 103 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| { |
| 104 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 105 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1; |
| 106 | run.body.foreskin = Some(0.9); |
| 107 | }); |
| 108 | let dry = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await; |
| 109 | assert_eq!(header(&dry, "x-friction"), "2/10"); |
| 110 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 111 | let wet = send( |
| 112 | &app, |
| 113 | "JELQ", |
| 114 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5", |
| 115 | &lube, |
| 116 | "", |
| 117 | ) |
| 118 | .await; |
| 119 | assert_eq!(header(&wet, "x-friction"), "2/10"); |
| 120 | let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")]; |
| 121 | let glisten = send( |
| 122 | &app, |
| 123 | "JELQ", |
| 124 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5", |
| 125 | &spit, |
| 126 | "", |
| 127 | ) |
| 128 | .await; |
| 129 | assert_eq!(header(&glisten, "x-friction"), "3/10"); |
| 130 | } |
| 131 | |
| 132 | #[tokio::test] |
| 133 | async fn switching_grips_makes_the_friction_cheaper() { |
| 134 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| { |
| 135 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 136 | run.body.foreskin = Some(0.9); |
| 137 | }); |
| 138 | let dry = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await; |
| 139 | assert_eq!(header(&dry, "x-friction"), "2/10"); |
| 140 | send( |
| 141 | &app, |
| 142 | "GET", |
| 143 | "/runs/cafebabe/grip", |
| 144 | &[("upgrade", "underhand"), ("connection", "upgrade")], |
| 145 | "", |
| 146 | ) |
| 147 | .await; |
| 148 | let switched = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await; |
| 149 | assert_eq!(header(&switched, "x-friction"), "3/10"); |
| 150 | let settled = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await; |
| 151 | assert_eq!(header(&settled, "x-friction"), "5/10"); |
| 152 | } |
| 153 | |
| 154 | #[tokio::test] |
| 155 | async fn holding_and_meditating_shed_friction() { |
| 156 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 157 | run.body.eq = 80; |
| 158 | run.body.friction = 5; |
| 159 | }); |
| 160 | let held = send(&app, "HOLD", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await; |
| 161 | assert_eq!(held.status(), StatusCode::NO_CONTENT); |
| 162 | let view = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await; |
| 163 | assert_eq!(header(&view, "x-friction"), "3/10"); |
| 164 | |
| 165 | let taught = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 166 | run.body.friction = 5; |
| 167 | run.online.meditation_taught = true; |
| 168 | }); |
| 169 | let calmed = send( |
| 170 | &taught, |
| 171 | "JELQ", |
| 172 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=meditate", |
| 173 | &[], |
| 174 | "", |
| 175 | ) |
| 176 | .await; |
| 177 | assert_eq!(calmed.status(), StatusCode::OK); |
| 178 | let view = send(&taught, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await; |
| 179 | assert_eq!(header(&view, "x-friction"), "3/10"); |
| 180 | } |
| 181 | |
| 182 | #[tokio::test] |
| 183 | async fn a_friction_burn_halves_the_gains() { |
| 184 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 185 | let path = "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5"; |
| 186 | for seed in 0..60u64 { |
| 187 | let steady = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| { |
| 188 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 189 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 9; |
| 190 | }); |
| 191 | let hurt_app = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| { |
| 192 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 193 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 9; |
| 194 | run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true; |
| 195 | }); |
| 196 | let calm = send(&steady, "JELQ", path, &lube, "").await; |
| 197 | let hurt = send(&hurt_app, "JELQ", path, &lube, "").await; |
| 198 | if calm.status() != StatusCode::OK || hurt.status() != StatusCode::OK { |
| 199 | continue; |
| 200 | } |
| 201 | let calm_gain = json(calm).await["length"].as_f64().unwrap(); |
| 202 | let hurt_gain = json(hurt).await["length"].as_f64().unwrap(); |
| 203 | assert!( |
| 204 | (hurt_gain * 2.0 - calm_gain).abs() < 1e-9, |
| 205 | "seed {seed} burned {hurt_gain} against {calm_gain}" |
| 206 | ); |
| 207 | return; |
| 208 | } |
| 209 | panic!("no seed in 60 produced two clean rolls to compare"); |
| 210 | } |
| 211 | |
| 212 | #[tokio::test] |
| 213 | async fn the_burn_warns_and_the_ice_treats_it() { |
| 214 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 215 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 216 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 9; |
| 217 | run.body.friction = 7; |
| 218 | run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true; |
| 219 | }); |
| 220 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 221 | let jelq = send( |
| 222 | &app, |
| 223 | "JELQ", |
| 224 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5", |
| 225 | &lube, |
| 226 | "", |
| 227 | ) |
| 228 | .await; |
| 229 | let warnings: Vec<_> = jelq |
| 230 | .headers() |
| 231 | .get_all("warning") |
| 232 | .iter() |
| 233 | .filter_map(|w| w.to_str().ok()) |
| 234 | .collect(); |
| 235 | assert!(warnings.contains(&"199 - \"friction burn\"")); |
| 236 | send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=ice", &[], "").await; |
| 237 | let view = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await; |
| 238 | let warnings: Vec<_> = view |
| 239 | .headers() |
| 240 | .get_all("warning") |
| 241 | .iter() |
| 242 | .filter_map(|w| w.to_str().ok()) |
| 243 | .collect(); |
| 244 | assert!(!warnings.contains(&"199 - \"friction burn\"")); |
| 245 | } |
| 246 | |
| 247 | #[tokio::test] |
| 248 | async fn friction_rises_with_vigour_and_edging_chafes() { |
| 249 | let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")]; |
| 250 | for (intensity, friction) in [(5, "1/10"), (7, "2/10"), (10, "3/10")] { |
| 251 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| { |
| 252 | run.here.wifi_accepted = true; |
| 253 | run.body.eq = 55; |
| 254 | run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5); |
| 255 | }); |
| 256 | let uri = format!("/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity={intensity}"); |
| 257 | let jelq = send(&app, "JELQ", &uri, &spit, "").await; |
| 258 | assert_eq!( |
| 259 | header(&jelq, "x-friction"), |
| 260 | friction, |
| 261 | "intensity {intensity}" |
| 262 | ); |
| 263 | } |
| 264 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| { |
| 265 | run.here.wifi_accepted = true; |
| 266 | run.body.eq = 55; |
| 267 | run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5); |
| 268 | }); |
| 269 | let edge = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=edge", &[], "").await; |
| 270 | assert_eq!(header(&edge, "x-friction"), "2/10"); |
| 271 | |
| 272 | let oiled = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| { |
| 273 | run.here.wifi_accepted = true; |
| 274 | run.body.eq = 55; |
| 275 | run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5); |
| 276 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1; |
| 277 | }); |
| 278 | let oil = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 279 | let edge = send(&oiled, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=edge", &oil, "").await; |
| 280 | assert_eq!(header(&edge, "x-friction"), "0/10"); |
| 281 | let empty = send(&oiled, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=edge", &oil, "").await; |
| 282 | assert_eq!(empty.status(), StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE); |
| 283 | } |
| 284 | |
| 285 | #[tokio::test] |
| 286 | async fn the_body_changes_how_the_skin_takes_it() { |
| 287 | let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")]; |
| 288 | for (foreskin, girth, friction) in [(0.5, 4.5, "1/10"), (1.2, 4.5, "0/10"), (0.5, 5.8, "2/10")] |
| 289 | { |
| 290 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| { |
| 291 | run.here.wifi_accepted = true; |
| 292 | run.body.eq = 55; |
| 293 | run.body.foreskin = Some(foreskin); |
| 294 | run.body.girth = girth; |
| 295 | }); |
| 296 | let jelq = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &spit, "").await; |
| 297 | assert_eq!(header(&jelq, "x-friction"), friction, "{foreskin} {girth}"); |
| 298 | } |
| 299 | } |
| 300 | |
| 301 | #[tokio::test] |
| 302 | async fn a_thick_girth_outgrows_the_underhand_grip() { |
| 303 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| run.body.girth = 5.8); |
| 304 | let grip = send( |
| 305 | &app, |
| 306 | "GET", |
| 307 | "/runs/cafebabe/grip", |
| 308 | &[("upgrade", "underhand"), ("connection", "upgrade")], |
| 309 | "", |
| 310 | ) |
| 311 | .await; |
| 312 | assert_eq!(grip.status(), StatusCode::PAYLOAD_TOO_LARGE); |
| 313 | } |
| 314 | |
| 315 | #[tokio::test] |
| 316 | async fn a_long_run_fills_the_jeans_before_a_thick_one() { |
| 317 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 318 | run.items.kit.extender = true; |
| 319 | run.body.girth = 4.8; |
| 320 | run.body.length = 7.5; |
| 321 | }); |
| 322 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 323 | let full = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await; |
| 324 | assert_eq!(full.status(), StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE); |
| 325 | } |
| 326 | |
| 327 | #[tokio::test] |
| 328 | async fn a_refused_jelq_leaves_the_lube_alone() { |
| 329 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 330 | run.items.kit.extender = true; |
| 331 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1; |
| 332 | run.body.girth = 6.0; |
| 333 | run.body.length = 6.0; |
| 334 | }); |
| 335 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 336 | let full = send( |
| 337 | &app, |
| 338 | "JELQ", |
| 339 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5", |
| 340 | &lube, |
| 341 | "", |
| 342 | ) |
| 343 | .await; |
| 344 | assert_eq!(full.status(), StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE); |
| 345 | let inv = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/inventory", &[], "").await; |
| 346 | let body = json(inv).await; |
| 347 | let held = body["items"].as_array().unwrap(); |
| 348 | assert!(held.iter().any(|i| i["name"] == "baby-oil")); |
| 349 | } |
| 350 | |
| 351 | #[tokio::test] |
| 352 | async fn lubes_run_out_but_spit_never_does() { |
| 353 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 354 | run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1; |
| 355 | }); |
| 356 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 357 | send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await; |
| 358 | let second = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await; |
| 359 | assert_eq!(second.status(), StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE); |
| 360 | |
| 361 | let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")]; |
| 362 | for _ in 0..3 { |
| 363 | let wet = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &spit, "").await; |
| 364 | assert_ne!( |
| 365 | wet.status(), |
| 366 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
| 367 | "spit never runs out" |
| 368 | ); |
| 369 | } |
| 370 | } |
| 371 | |
| 372 | #[tokio::test] |
| 373 | async fn a_combo_chafes_twice_and_costs_two_stamina() { |
| 374 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| { |
| 375 | run.here.wifi_accepted = true; |
| 376 | run.body.eq = 55; |
| 377 | run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5); |
| 378 | }); |
| 379 | let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")]; |
| 380 | let combo = send( |
| 381 | &app, |
| 382 | "JELQ", |
| 383 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet,stretch", |
| 384 | &spit, |
| 385 | "", |
| 386 | ) |
| 387 | .await; |
| 388 | assert_eq!(header(&combo, "x-friction"), "2/10"); |
| 389 | assert_eq!(header(&combo, "x-stamina"), "8/10"); |
| 390 | } |
| 391 | |
| 392 | #[tokio::test] |
| 393 | async fn a_combo_tells_each_technique_in_full() { |
| 394 | let mut told = 0; |
| 395 | for seed in 0..40 { |
| 396 | let app = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| run.body.eq = 60); |
| 397 | let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")]; |
| 398 | let combo = send( |
| 399 | &app, |
| 400 | "JELQ", |
| 401 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet,stretch", |
| 402 | &lube, |
| 403 | "", |
| 404 | ) |
| 405 | .await; |
| 406 | if combo.status() != StatusCode::MULTI_STATUS { |
| 407 | continue; |
| 408 | } |
| 409 | for report in text(combo).await.split("<D:response>").skip(1) { |
| 410 | if report.contains("HTTP/1.1 204") { |
| 411 | continue; |
| 412 | } |
| 413 | assert!( |
| 414 | report.contains("<D:responsedescription>") && !report.contains("{\""), |
| 415 | "{report}" |
| 416 | ); |
| 417 | let failed = ["HTTP/1.1 4", "HTTP/1.1 5"] |
| 418 | .iter() |
| 419 | .any(|s| report.contains(s)); |
| 420 | assert_eq!(failed, report.contains("<D:error><J:"), "{report}"); |
| 421 | told += 1; |
| 422 | } |
| 423 | } |
| 424 | assert!(told > 0, "no combo told anything in forty runs"); |
| 425 | } |
| 426 | |
| 427 | #[test] |
| 428 | fn the_drawer_starts_with_at_most_one_bottle() { |
| 429 | let mut stocked = 0; |
| 430 | for seed in 0..400u64 { |
| 431 | let lubes = &Run::new("cafebabe".into(), "cafe".into(), seed).items.lubes; |
| 432 | let bottles = lubes.baby_oil + lubes.lotion; |
| 433 | assert!(bottles <= 1 && lubes.coconut_oil + lubes.vaseline == 0); |
| 434 | stocked += bottles; |
| 435 | } |
| 436 | assert!( |
| 437 | (160..=240).contains(&stocked), |
| 438 | "{stocked}/400 started with lube" |
| 439 | ); |
| 440 | } |
| 441 | |
| 442 | #[tokio::test] |
| 443 | async fn stretching_reports_the_foreskin_it_grew() { |
| 444 | let mut landed = 0; |
| 445 | for seed in 0..40u64 { |
| 446 | let app = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| { |
| 447 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 448 | run.body.foreskin = Some(1.0); |
| 449 | }); |
| 450 | let stretch = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=stretch", &[], "").await; |
| 451 | if stretch.status() == StatusCode::OK { |
| 452 | assert_eq!(header(&stretch, "x-foreskin"), "1.03"); |
| 453 | assert_eq!(json(stretch).await["foreskin"], 0.03); |
| 454 | landed += 1; |
| 455 | } |
| 456 | } |
| 457 | assert!(landed > 0, "forty stretches and none landed clean"); |
| 458 | } |
| 459 | |
| 460 | #[tokio::test] |
| 461 | async fn lotion_sheds_friction_at_a_gentle_pace() { |
| 462 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| { |
| 463 | run.body.eq = 55; |
| 464 | run.body.friction = 4; |
| 465 | run.items.lubes.lotion = 1; |
| 466 | }); |
| 467 | let stroke = send( |
| 468 | &app, |
| 469 | "JELQ", |
| 470 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5", |
| 471 | &[("content-type", "application/lotion")], |
| 472 | "", |
| 473 | ) |
| 474 | .await; |
| 475 | assert_eq!(header(&stroke, "x-friction"), "3/10"); |
| 476 | } |
| 477 | |
| 478 | #[tokio::test] |
| 479 | async fn lotion_soothes_a_friction_burn() { |
| 480 | let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| { |
| 481 | run.body.eq = 60; |
| 482 | run.body.friction = 7; |
| 483 | run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true; |
| 484 | run.items.lubes.lotion = 1; |
| 485 | }); |
| 486 | let soothed = send( |
| 487 | &app, |
| 488 | "JELQ", |
| 489 | "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", |
| 490 | &[("content-type", "application/lotion")], |
| 491 | "", |
| 492 | ) |
| 493 | .await; |
| 494 | let warned = warnings(&soothed); |
| 495 | assert!(warned.iter().any(|w| w.contains("soothed"))); |
| 496 | assert!(warned.iter().all(|w| w != "199 - \"friction burn\"")); |
| 497 | } |