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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Cause, Floor, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING, DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, FRIEND,
        HOT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT, RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM,
        SUSPICION_LIMIT, WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
    },
    techniques::Training,
};
use crate::problem::Problem;

type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;

impl Run {
    /// How far the friction burn drags the rupture tiers down.
    pub(super) fn burn(&self) -> i32 {
        if self.conditions.friction_burn {
            BURN_RUPTURE
        } else {
            0
        }
    }

    /// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
    pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
        if self.eq <= DANGER_EQ - self.burn() {
            RUPTURE_IN_BAND
        } else if self.eq <= HOT_EQ - self.burn() {
            RUPTURE_WARM
        } else {
            RUPTURE_HOT
        }
    }

    /// Accidents tied to a specific technique.
    pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        if training == Training::Dry
            && intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
                DEGLOVING,
            )
        {
            return Err(self.end(Cause::Degloved));
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    /// Everything that can go wrong on a committed turn before the roll.
    pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        let burn = self.burn();
        if self.eq <= PREMATURE_EQ - burn
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
                self.rupture_odds(),
            )
        {
            return Err(self.rupture());
        }
        if self.floor.has_window()
            && !self.items.blinds
            && self.oracle.chance_not(
                self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
                WINDOW,
            )
        {
            self.shame += 30;
            self.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
            return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
                Outcome::json(
                    StatusCode::CREATED,
                    json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
                )
                .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
            ));
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
                FRIEND,
            )
        {
            self.shame += 1;
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
                "friend",
                "A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
            ));
        }
        if self.conditions.peyronie
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "misdirected",
                    "With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
                ),
                CURVE_MISSES,
            )
        {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
                "misdirected",
                "The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
            ));
        }
        if intensity <= 2 && self.eq < 50 {
            self.eq = (self.eq - 10).max(0);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
                "lost-it",
                "The request took too long. It was lost.",
            )
            .header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
        }
        if self.eq > PREMATURE_EQ - burn {
            if self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "rupture",
                    "Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
                ),
                RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
            ) {
                return Err(self.rupture());
            }
            self.shame += 5;
            self.next_floor(false);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
                "premature",
                "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
            ));
        }
        if self.eq < COLD_EQ {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
                "cold",
                "The resource exists. It is cold.",
            ));
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    /// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
    pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        let visits = u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1;
        let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom | Floor::Hotel)
            && self.oracle.ratio_choice(
                self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
                visits,
                WANDERER_VISIT,
                "No",
                "Yes",
            );
        if self.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
            return Ok(());
        }
        match self.floor {
            Floor::Bathroom => {
                self.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.door_locks > 0 {
                    self.items.door_locks -= 1;
                    self.notices.push("your brother tried the door");
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.here.brother_told = true;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                    "brother",
                    "Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::ChangingRoom => {
                self.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.girth_respected() {
                    self.notices
                        .push("the gym staff have seen worse, and they leave it there");
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.shame += 5;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
                    "gym-staff",
                    "Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::Hotel => {
                self.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.dnd_sign {
                    self.notices.push("housekeeping read the sign");
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.shame += 3;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
                    "housekeeping",
                    "Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
                )
                .header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
            }
            _ => Ok(()),
        }
    }
}

1	use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};
2
3	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
4	use serde_json::json;
5
6	use super::{
7	Cause, Floor, Outcome, Run,
8	balance::{
9	BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING, DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, FRIEND,
10	HOT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT, RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM,
11	SUSPICION_LIMIT, WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
12	},
13	techniques::Training,
14	};
15	use crate::problem::Problem;
16
17	type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;
18
19	impl Run {
20	/// How far the friction burn drags the rupture tiers down.
21	pub(super) fn burn(&self) -> i32 {
22	if self.conditions.friction_burn {
23	BURN_RUPTURE
24	} else {
25	0
26	}
27	}
28
29	/// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
30	pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
31	if self.eq <= DANGER_EQ - self.burn() {
32	RUPTURE_IN_BAND
33	} else if self.eq <= HOT_EQ - self.burn() {
34	RUPTURE_WARM
35	} else {
36	RUPTURE_HOT
37	}
38	}
39
40	/// Accidents tied to a specific technique.
41	pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
42	if training == Training::Dry
43	&& intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
44	&& self.chance(
45	self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
46	DEGLOVING,
47	)
48	{
49	return Err(self.end(Cause::Degloved));
50	}
51	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
52	}
53
54	/// Everything that can go wrong on a committed turn before the roll.
55	pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
56	let burn = self.burn();
57	if self.eq <= PREMATURE_EQ - burn
58	&& self.chance(
59	self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
60	self.rupture_odds(),
61	)
62	{
63	return Err(self.rupture());
64	}
65	if self.floor.has_window()
66	&& !self.items.blinds
67	&& self.oracle.chance_not(
68	self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
69	WINDOW,
70	)
71	{
72	self.shame += 30;
73	self.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
74	return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
75	Outcome::json(
76	StatusCode::CREATED,
77	json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
78	)
79	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
80	));
81	}
82	if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
83	&& self.chance(
84	self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
85	FRIEND,
86	)
87	{
88	self.shame += 1;
89	return Err(Problem::new(
90	StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
91	"friend",
92	"A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
93	));
94	}
95	if self.conditions.peyronie
96	&& self.chance(
97	self.decision(
98	"misdirected",
99	"With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
100	),
101	CURVE_MISSES,
102	)
103	{
104	return Err(Problem::new(
105	StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
106	"misdirected",
107	"The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
108	));
109	}
110	if intensity <= 2 && self.eq < 50 {
111	self.eq = (self.eq - 10).max(0);
112	return Err(Problem::new(
113	StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
114	"lost-it",
115	"The request took too long. It was lost.",
116	)
117	.header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
118	}
119	if self.eq > PREMATURE_EQ - burn {
120	if self.chance(
121	self.decision(
122	"rupture",
123	"Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
124	),
125	RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
126	) {
127	return Err(self.rupture());
128	}
129	self.shame += 5;
130	self.next_floor(false);
131	return Err(Problem::new(
132	StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
133	"premature",
134	"The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
135	));
136	}
137	if self.eq < COLD_EQ {
138	return Err(Problem::new(
139	StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
140	"cold",
141	"The resource exists. It is cold.",
142	));
143	}
144	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
145	}
146
147	/// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
148	pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
149	let visits = u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1;
150	let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom \| Floor::Hotel)
151	&& self.oracle.ratio_choice(
152	self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
153	visits,
154	WANDERER_VISIT,
155	"No",
156	"Yes",
157	);
158	if self.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
159	return Ok(());
160	}
161	match self.floor {
162	Floor::Bathroom => {
163	self.suspicion = 0;
164	self.touch();
165	if self.items.door_locks > 0 {
166	self.items.door_locks -= 1;
167	self.notices.push("your brother tried the door");
168	return Ok(());
169	}
170	self.here.brother_told = true;
171	Err(Problem::new(
172	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
173	"brother",
174	"Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
175	))
176	}
177	Floor::ChangingRoom => {
178	self.suspicion = 0;
179	self.touch();
180	if self.girth_respected() {
181	self.notices
182	.push("the gym staff have seen worse, and they leave it there");
183	return Ok(());
184	}
185	self.shame += 5;
186	Err(Problem::new(
187	StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
188	"gym-staff",
189	"Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
190	))
191	}
192	Floor::Hotel => {
193	self.suspicion = 0;
194	self.touch();
195	if self.items.dnd_sign {
196	self.notices.push("housekeeping read the sign");
197	return Ok(());
198	}
199	self.shame += 3;
200	Err(Problem::new(
201	StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
202	"housekeeping",
203	"Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
204	)
205	.header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
206	}
207	_ => Ok(()),
208	}
209	}
210	}