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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING, DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND,
        FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT, RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
        RUPTURE_WARM, SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT, WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
    },
    techniques::Training,
    travel::Exit,
};
use crate::problem::Problem;

type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;

impl Run {
    /// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
    pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
        let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
            BURN_RUPTURE
        } else {
            0
        };
        self.body.eq > line - burn
    }

    /// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
    pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
        if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
            RUPTURE_IN_BAND
        } else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
            RUPTURE_WARM
        } else {
            RUPTURE_HOT
        }
    }

    pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        if training == Training::Dry
            && intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
                DEGLOVING,
            )
        {
            return Err(self.end(Cause::Degloved));
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
                self.rupture_odds(),
            )
        {
            return Err(self.rupture());
        }
        if self.floor.has_window()
            && !self.items.kit.blinds
            && self.oracle.chance_not(
                self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
                WINDOW,
            )
        {
            self.standing.shame += 30;
            self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
            return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
                Outcome::json(
                    StatusCode::CREATED,
                    json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
                )
                .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
            ));
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
                FRIEND,
            )
        {
            self.standing.shame += 1;
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
                "friend",
                "A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
            ));
        }
        if self.body.conditions.peyronie
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "misdirected",
                    "With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
                ),
                CURVE_MISSES,
            )
        {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
                "misdirected",
                "The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
            ));
        }
        if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
            self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
                "lost-it",
                "The request took too long. It was lost.",
            )
            .header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
        }
        if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
            if self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "rupture",
                    "Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
                ),
                RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
            ) {
                return Err(self.rupture());
            }
            self.standing.shame += 5;
            self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
                "premature",
                "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
            ));
        }
        if self.body.eq < COLD_EQ {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
                "cold",
                "The resource exists. It is cold.",
            ));
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    /// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
    pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
        let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom | Floor::Hotel)
            && self.oracle.ratio_choice(
                self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
                visits,
                WANDERER_VISIT,
                "No",
                "Yes",
            );
        if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
            return Ok(());
        }
        match self.floor {
            Floor::Bathroom => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
                    self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
                    self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.here.brother_told = true;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                    "brother",
                    "Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::ChangingRoom => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.girth_respected() {
                    self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.standing.shame += 5;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
                    "gym-staff",
                    "Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::Hotel => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
                    self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.standing.shame += 3;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
                    "housekeeping",
                    "Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
                )
                .header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
            }
            _ => Ok(()),
        }
    }
}

1	use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};
2
3	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
4	use serde_json::json;
5
6	use super::{
7	Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
8	balance::{
9	BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING, DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND,
10	FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ, PREMATURE_EQ, RUPTURE_HOT, RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
11	RUPTURE_WARM, SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT, WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
12	},
13	techniques::Training,
14	travel::Exit,
15	};
16	use crate::problem::Problem;
17
18	type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;
19
20	impl Run {
21	/// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
22	pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
23	let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
24	BURN_RUPTURE
25	} else {
26	0
27	};
28	self.body.eq > line - burn
29	}
30
31	/// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
32	pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
33	if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
34	RUPTURE_IN_BAND
35	} else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
36	RUPTURE_WARM
37	} else {
38	RUPTURE_HOT
39	}
40	}
41
42	pub(super) fn mishaps(&mut self, training: Training, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
43	if training == Training::Dry
44	&& intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
45	&& self.chance(
46	self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
47	DEGLOVING,
48	)
49	{
50	return Err(self.end(Cause::Degloved));
51	}
52	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
53	}
54
55	pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
56	if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
57	&& self.chance(
58	self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
59	self.rupture_odds(),
60	)
61	{
62	return Err(self.rupture());
63	}
64	if self.floor.has_window()
65	&& !self.items.kit.blinds
66	&& self.oracle.chance_not(
67	self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
68	WINDOW,
69	)
70	{
71	self.standing.shame += 30;
72	self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
73	return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
74	Outcome::json(
75	StatusCode::CREATED,
76	json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
77	)
78	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
79	));
80	}
81	if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
82	&& self.chance(
83	self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
84	FRIEND,
85	)
86	{
87	self.standing.shame += 1;
88	return Err(Problem::new(
89	StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
90	"friend",
91	"A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
92	));
93	}
94	if self.body.conditions.peyronie
95	&& self.chance(
96	self.decision(
97	"misdirected",
98	"With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
99	),
100	CURVE_MISSES,
101	)
102	{
103	return Err(Problem::new(
104	StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
105	"misdirected",
106	"The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
107	));
108	}
109	if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
110	self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
111	return Err(Problem::new(
112	StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
113	"lost-it",
114	"The request took too long. It was lost.",
115	)
116	.header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
117	}
118	if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
119	if self.chance(
120	self.decision(
121	"rupture",
122	"Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
123	),
124	RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
125	) {
126	return Err(self.rupture());
127	}
128	self.standing.shame += 5;
129	self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
130	return Err(Problem::new(
131	StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
132	"premature",
133	"The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
134	));
135	}
136	if self.body.eq < COLD_EQ {
137	return Err(Problem::new(
138	StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
139	"cold",
140	"The resource exists. It is cold.",
141	));
142	}
143	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
144	}
145
146	/// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
147	pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
148	let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
149	let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom \| Floor::Hotel)
150	&& self.oracle.ratio_choice(
151	self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
152	visits,
153	WANDERER_VISIT,
154	"No",
155	"Yes",
156	);
157	if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
158	return Ok(());
159	}
160	match self.floor {
161	Floor::Bathroom => {
162	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
163	self.touch();
164	if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
165	self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
166	self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
167	return Ok(());
168	}
169	self.here.brother_told = true;
170	Err(Problem::new(
171	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
172	"brother",
173	"Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
174	))
175	}
176	Floor::ChangingRoom => {
177	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
178	self.touch();
179	if self.girth_respected() {
180	self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
181	return Ok(());
182	}
183	self.standing.shame += 5;
184	Err(Problem::new(
185	StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
186	"gym-staff",
187	"Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
188	))
189	}
190	Floor::Hotel => {
191	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
192	self.touch();
193	if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
194	self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
195	return Ok(());
196	}
197	self.standing.shame += 3;
198	Err(Problem::new(
199	StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
200	"housekeeping",
201	"Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
202	)
203	.header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
204	}
205	_ => Ok(()),
206	}
207	}
208	}