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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_DEGLOVING, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING,
        DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND, FRICTION_MAX, FRICTION_TEAR, FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ,
        PREMATURE_EQ, RAW_DEGLOVING, RUPTURE_HOT, RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM,
        SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT, WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
    },
    measure::round3,
    techniques::Training,
    travel::Exit,
};
use crate::problem::Problem;

type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;

impl Run {
    /// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
    pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
        let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
            BURN_RUPTURE
        } else {
            0
        };
        self.body.eq > line - burn
    }

    /// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
    pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
        if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
            RUPTURE_IN_BAND
        } else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
            RUPTURE_WARM
        } else {
            RUPTURE_HOT
        }
    }

    pub(super) fn cold(&self) -> bool {
        self.body.eq < COLD_EQ
    }

    pub(super) fn mishaps(
        &mut self,
        training: Training,
        intensity: i32,
        cold: bool,
    ) -> Interruption {
        if cold {
            if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::ColdStart) {
                self.notices.push(Notice::ColdStart);
            }
            if self.chance(
                self.decision("cold-degloving", "Cold and unprepared, does the skin tear?"),
                COLD_DEGLOVING,
            ) {
                return Err(self.deglove());
            }
        }
        if self.body.friction >= FRICTION_MAX {
            self.tear()?;
        }
        if training == Training::Dry
            && intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
                DEGLOVING,
            )
        {
            return Err(self.deglove());
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    fn tear(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::SkinGivingWay) {
            self.notices.push(Notice::SkinGivingWay);
        }
        match self.body.foreskin {
            Some(left) if left - FRICTION_TEAR > 1e-9 => {
                self.body.foreskin = Some(left - FRICTION_TEAR);
                self.body.torn += FRICTION_TEAR;
                Ok(())
            }
            Some(left) => {
                self.body.foreskin = None;
                self.standing.shame += 25;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::GONE,
                    "foreskin-lost",
                    "The friction has removed the foreskin. It will not be returning.",
                )
                .with("foreskin", -round3(left))
                .header(header::CONTENT_LOCATION, self.path("/foreskin")))
            }
            None => {
                if self.chance(
                    self.decision("raw-degloving", "Rubbed raw, does the skin tear?"),
                    RAW_DEGLOVING,
                ) {
                    return Err(self.deglove());
                }
                Ok(())
            }
        }
    }

    fn deglove(&mut self) -> Problem {
        let lost = self.body.foreskin.take();
        let problem = self.end(Cause::Degloved);
        match lost {
            Some(lost) => problem.with("foreskin", -round3(lost)),
            None => problem,
        }
    }

    pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
        if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
                self.rupture_odds(),
            )
        {
            return Err(self.rupture());
        }
        if self.floor.has_window()
            && !self.items.kit.blinds
            && self.oracle.chance_not(
                self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
                WINDOW,
            )
        {
            self.standing.shame += 30;
            self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
            return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
                Outcome::json(
                    StatusCode::CREATED,
                    json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
                )
                .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
            ));
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
            && self.chance(
                self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
                FRIEND,
            )
        {
            self.standing.shame += 1;
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
                "friend",
                "A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
            ));
        }
        if self.body.conditions.peyronie
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "misdirected",
                    "With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
                ),
                CURVE_MISSES,
            )
        {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
                "misdirected",
                "The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
            ));
        }
        if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
            self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
                "lost-it",
                "The request took too long. It was lost.",
            )
            .header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
        }
        if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
            if self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "rupture",
                    "Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
                ),
                RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
            ) {
                return Err(self.rupture());
            }
            self.standing.shame += 5;
            self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
                "premature",
                "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
            ));
        }
        Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
    }

    /// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
    pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
        let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom | Floor::Hotel)
            && self.oracle.ratio_choice(
                self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
                visits,
                WANDERER_VISIT,
                "No",
                "Yes",
            );
        if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
            return Ok(());
        }
        match self.floor {
            Floor::Bathroom => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
                    self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
                    self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.here.brother_told = true;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                    "brother",
                    "Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::ChangingRoom => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.girth_respected() {
                    self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.standing.shame += 5;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
                    "gym-staff",
                    "Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
                ))
            }
            Floor::Hotel => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                self.touch();
                if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
                    self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
                    return Ok(());
                }
                self.standing.shame += 3;
                Err(Problem::new(
                    StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
                    "housekeeping",
                    "Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
                )
                .header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
            }
            _ => Ok(()),
        }
    }
}

1	use std::{ops::ControlFlow, time::SystemTime};
2
3	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
4	use serde_json::json;
5
6	use super::{
7	Cause, Floor, Notice, Outcome, Run,
8	balance::{
9	BURN_RUPTURE, COLD_DEGLOVING, COLD_EQ, CURVE_MISSES, DANGER_EQ, DEGLOVING,
10	DEGLOVING_INTENSITY, EQ_BAND, FRICTION_MAX, FRICTION_TEAR, FRIEND, HOT_EQ, LOST_IT_EQ,
11	PREMATURE_EQ, RAW_DEGLOVING, RUPTURE_HOT, RUPTURE_IN_BAND, RUPTURE_PREMATURE, RUPTURE_WARM,
12	SOFT_INTENSITY, SUSPICION_LIMIT, WANDERER_VISIT, WINDOW,
13	},
14	measure::round3,
15	techniques::Training,
16	travel::Exit,
17	};
18	use crate::problem::Problem;
19
20	type Interruption = Result<ControlFlow<Outcome>, Problem>;
21
22	impl Run {
23	/// Whether EQ is past `line`, with a friction burn dragging every line down.
24	pub(super) fn hotter_than(&self, line: i32) -> bool {
25	let burn = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
26	BURN_RUPTURE
27	} else {
28	0
29	};
30	self.body.eq > line - burn
31	}
32
33	/// The rupture tier for any turn that is not a jelq, so never the premature band's 1 in 3.
34	pub(super) fn rupture_odds(&self) -> u32 {
35	if !self.hotter_than(DANGER_EQ) {
36	RUPTURE_IN_BAND
37	} else if !self.hotter_than(HOT_EQ) {
38	RUPTURE_WARM
39	} else {
40	RUPTURE_HOT
41	}
42	}
43
44	pub(super) fn cold(&self) -> bool {
45	self.body.eq < COLD_EQ
46	}
47
48	pub(super) fn mishaps(
49	&mut self,
50	training: Training,
51	intensity: i32,
52	cold: bool,
53	) -> Interruption {
54	if cold {
55	if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::ColdStart) {
56	self.notices.push(Notice::ColdStart);
57	}
58	if self.chance(
59	self.decision("cold-degloving", "Cold and unprepared, does the skin tear?"),
60	COLD_DEGLOVING,
61	) {
62	return Err(self.deglove());
63	}
64	}
65	if self.body.friction >= FRICTION_MAX {
66	self.tear()?;
67	}
68	if training == Training::Dry
69	&& intensity >= DEGLOVING_INTENSITY
70	&& self.chance(
71	self.decision("degloving", "Dry at this intensity, does the skin tear?"),
72	DEGLOVING,
73	)
74	{
75	return Err(self.deglove());
76	}
77	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
78	}
79
80	fn tear(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
81	if !self.notices.contains(&Notice::SkinGivingWay) {
82	self.notices.push(Notice::SkinGivingWay);
83	}
84	match self.body.foreskin {
85	Some(left) if left - FRICTION_TEAR > 1e-9 => {
86	self.body.foreskin = Some(left - FRICTION_TEAR);
87	self.body.torn += FRICTION_TEAR;
88	Ok(())
89	}
90	Some(left) => {
91	self.body.foreskin = None;
92	self.standing.shame += 25;
93	Err(Problem::new(
94	StatusCode::GONE,
95	"foreskin-lost",
96	"The friction has removed the foreskin. It will not be returning.",
97	)
98	.with("foreskin", -round3(left))
99	.header(header::CONTENT_LOCATION, self.path("/foreskin")))
100	}
101	None => {
102	if self.chance(
103	self.decision("raw-degloving", "Rubbed raw, does the skin tear?"),
104	RAW_DEGLOVING,
105	) {
106	return Err(self.deglove());
107	}
108	Ok(())
109	}
110	}
111	}
112
113	fn deglove(&mut self) -> Problem {
114	let lost = self.body.foreskin.take();
115	let problem = self.end(Cause::Degloved);
116	match lost {
117	Some(lost) => problem.with("foreskin", -round3(lost)),
118	None => problem,
119	}
120	}
121
122	pub(super) fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Interruption {
123	if !self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ)
124	&& self.chance(
125	self.decision("rupture", "Does this jelq rupture something?"),
126	self.rupture_odds(),
127	)
128	{
129	return Err(self.rupture());
130	}
131	if self.floor.has_window()
132	&& !self.items.kit.blinds
133	&& self.oracle.chance_not(
134	self.decision("window", "Are the curtains still closed?"),
135	WINDOW,
136	)
137	{
138	self.standing.shame += 30;
139	self.online.filmed_at.get_or_insert_with(SystemTime::now);
140	return Ok(ControlFlow::Break(
141	Outcome::json(
142	StatusCode::CREATED,
143	json!({ "detail": "A neighbour was at the window. A recording has been created. It has been shared." }),
144	)
145	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/footage")),
146	));
147	}
148	if self.floor == Floor::ChangingRoom
149	&& self.chance(
150	self.decision("friend", "Does a friend walk in and offer to help?"),
151	FRIEND,
152	)
153	{
154	self.standing.shame += 1;
155	return Err(Problem::new(
156	StatusCode::USE_PROXY,
157	"friend",
158	"A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.",
159	));
160	}
161	if self.body.conditions.peyronie
162	&& self.chance(
163	self.decision(
164	"misdirected",
165	"With the curve, does the stroke land sharply to the left?",
166	),
167	CURVE_MISSES,
168	)
169	{
170	return Err(Problem::new(
171	StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST,
172	"misdirected",
173	"The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.",
174	));
175	}
176	if intensity <= SOFT_INTENSITY && self.body.eq < *EQ_BAND.start() {
177	self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - LOST_IT_EQ).max(0);
178	return Err(Problem::new(
179	StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT,
180	"lost-it",
181	"The request took too long. It was lost.",
182	)
183	.header(header::CONNECTION, "close"));
184	}
185	if self.hotter_than(PREMATURE_EQ) {
186	if self.chance(
187	self.decision(
188	"rupture",
189	"Right at the edge of finishing, does it rupture instead?",
190	),
191	RUPTURE_PREMATURE,
192	) {
193	return Err(self.rupture());
194	}
195	self.standing.shame += 5;
196	self.next_floor(Exit::Premature);
197	return Err(Problem::new(
198	StatusCode::TOO_EARLY,
199	"premature",
200	"The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.",
201	));
202	}
203	Ok(ControlFlow::Continue(()))
204	}
205
206	/// The enemies suspicion summons on floors without Mum.
207	pub(super) fn floor_enemy(&mut self) -> Result<(), Problem> {
208	let visits = u32::from(self.standing.suspicion) + 1;
209	let wanders_in = matches!(self.floor, Floor::Bathroom \| Floor::Hotel)
210	&& self.oracle.ratio_choice(
211	self.decision("wanderer", "Does anyone else come through the door?"),
212	visits,
213	WANDERER_VISIT,
214	"No",
215	"Yes",
216	);
217	if self.standing.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT && !wanders_in {
218	return Ok(());
219	}
220	match self.floor {
221	Floor::Bathroom => {
222	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
223	self.touch();
224	if self.items.stores.door_locks > 0 {
225	self.items.stores.door_locks -= 1;
226	self.notices.push(Notice::BrotherTriedTheDoor);
227	return Ok(());
228	}
229	self.here.brother_told = true;
230	Err(Problem::new(
231	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
232	"brother",
233	"Your brother needs the bathroom. He will tell Mum.",
234	))
235	}
236	Floor::ChangingRoom => {
237	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
238	self.touch();
239	if self.girth_respected() {
240	self.notices.push(Notice::GymStaffLeaveIt);
241	return Ok(());
242	}
243	self.standing.shame += 5;
244	Err(Problem::new(
245	StatusCode::UNAVAILABLE_FOR_LEGAL_REASONS,
246	"gym-staff",
247	"Gym staff have been notified. The server cannot serve this request for legal reasons.",
248	))
249	}
250	Floor::Hotel => {
251	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
252	self.touch();
253	if self.items.kit.dnd_sign {
254	self.notices.push(Notice::HousekeepingReadTheSign);
255	return Ok(());
256	}
257	self.standing.shame += 3;
258	Err(Problem::new(
259	StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED,
260	"housekeeping",
261	"Housekeeping has entered. Housekeeping accepts no excuses.",
262	)
263	.header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"housekeeping\""))
264	}
265	_ => Ok(()),
266	}
267	}
268	}