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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{
    ops::ControlFlow,
    time::{Duration, SystemTime},
};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::json;

use super::{
    Floor, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        EDGE_EQ, EDGE_GIRTH, EDGE_LOOP, ENERGY_STAMINA, HOTEL_STRESS, ICE_EQ, PRIAPISM_EQ,
        PRIAPISM_TURNS, PUMP_GAIN, SHOWER_EQ, SUPPLEMENT_WORKS, TOWELLESS_EQ, WARMUP_EQ,
    },
};
use crate::problem::Problem;

const WEEK: Duration = Duration::from_secs(7 * 24 * 60 * 60);

impl Run {
    pub(super) fn warm_up(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.here.towel_warmed && !self.here.kitchen.kettle_boiled {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                "towel-cold",
                "The towel has gone cold. It warms once per floor, unless someone boils the kettle.",
            ));
        }
        if self.floor == Floor::Hotel
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "hotel-stress",
                    "Has the hotel's plumbing given up for the week?",
                ),
                HOTEL_STRESS,
            )
        {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE,
                "service-unavailable",
                "Service is unavailable. The server estimates next week. The server is being pessimistic.",
            )
            .header(
                header::RETRY_AFTER,
                httpdate::fmt_http_date(SystemTime::now() + WEEK),
            ));
        }
        let (boost, detail) = if self.floor == Floor::Bathroom {
            (
                SHOWER_EQ,
                "Warmed up. The shower is hot. Your brother's will not be.",
            )
        } else if self.here.towel_stolen {
            (TOWELLESS_EQ, "Warmed up, poorly. The cat has the towel.")
        } else {
            (WARMUP_EQ, "Warmed up. The towel has cooled.")
        };
        self.touch();
        self.step_away();
        if self.here.towel_warmed {
            self.here.kitchen.kettle_boiled = false;
        }
        self.here.towel_warmed = true;
        self.body.warmed_up = true;
        self.body.eq = (self.body.eq + boost).min(100);
        Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
    }

    pub(super) fn ice(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.items.stores.ice_packs == 0 {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-ice",
                "The ice technique depends on an ice pack. There are none.",
            ));
        }
        self.touch();
        self.step_away();
        self.items.stores.ice_packs -= 1;
        if self.body.conditions.priapism_turns > 0 {
            return Ok(Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::OK,
                json!({ "detail": "The ice has no effect. The condition persists. The ice pack is gone." }),
            ));
        }
        self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - ICE_EQ).max(0);
        let detail = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
            self.body.conditions.friction_burn = false;
            "The friction burn is treated. EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
        } else {
            "EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
        };
        Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
    }

    pub(super) fn energy(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.items.stores.energy_drinks == 0 {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-energy-drink",
                "The energy technique depends on an energy drink.",
            ));
        }
        self.items.stores.energy_drinks -= 1;
        self.step_away();
        self.body.stamina = (self.body.stamina + ENERGY_STAMINA).min(self.max_stamina());
        self.touch();
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::OK,
            json!({ "detail": "The energy arrives before the regret. Stamina +3." }),
        ))
    }

    pub(super) fn supplement(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.items.stores.supplements == 0 {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
                "no-supplement",
                "The supplement technique depends on a supplement.",
            ));
        }
        self.items.stores.supplements -= 1;
        self.step_away();
        self.touch();
        if self.chance(
            self.decision(
                "supplement",
                "Does the supplement from Pump-Bro actually work?",
            ),
            SUPPLEMENT_WORKS,
        ) {
            self.body.stamina = self.max_stamina();
            self.body.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;
            self.body.eq = self.body.eq.max(PRIAPISM_EQ);
            return Ok(Outcome::json(
                StatusCode::OK,
                json!({ "detail": "The upstream returned a valid response. It is still returning it. Stamina is fully restored." }),
            ));
        }
        Err(Problem::new(
            StatusCode::BAD_GATEWAY,
            "bad-gateway",
            "The upstream returned an invalid response.",
        )
        .with("upstream", "Pump-Bro"))
    }

    pub(super) fn edge(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.chafe(None, 5);
        self.commit(5, None, 1);
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(5)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }
        self.here.edges += 1;
        self.body.eq = (self.body.eq + EDGE_EQ).min(100);
        self.body.girth += EDGE_GIRTH;
        if self.here.edges >= EDGE_LOOP {
            self.here.edges = 0;
            self.exhaust();
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::LOOP_DETECTED,
                "edging-loop",
                "Edging has looped. The server detected an infinite loop and terminated it.",
            ));
        }
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::OK,
            json!({ "detail": "Edged. EQ is rising. Nothing else is.", "edges": self.here.edges }),
        ))
    }

    pub(super) fn pump(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        self.commit(4, None, 1);
        if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(4)? {
            return Ok(interrupted);
        }
        self.here.temp_length += PUMP_GAIN;
        Ok(Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::TEMPORARY_REDIRECT,
            json!({ "detail": "Gains applied. They are temporary.", "length": PUMP_GAIN }),
        )
        .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/length")))
    }
}

1	use std::{
2	ops::ControlFlow,
3	time::{Duration, SystemTime},
4	};
5
6	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
7	use serde_json::json;
8
9	use super::{
10	Floor, Outcome, Run,
11	balance::{
12	EDGE_EQ, EDGE_GIRTH, EDGE_LOOP, ENERGY_STAMINA, HOTEL_STRESS, ICE_EQ, PRIAPISM_EQ,
13	PRIAPISM_TURNS, PUMP_GAIN, SHOWER_EQ, SUPPLEMENT_WORKS, TOWELLESS_EQ, WARMUP_EQ,
14	},
15	};
16	use crate::problem::Problem;
17
18	const WEEK: Duration = Duration::from_secs(7 * 24 * 60 * 60);
19
20	impl Run {
21	pub(super) fn warm_up(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
22	if self.here.towel_warmed && !self.here.kitchen.kettle_boiled {
23	return Err(Problem::new(
24	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
25	"towel-cold",
26	"The towel has gone cold. It warms once per floor, unless someone boils the kettle.",
27	));
28	}
29	if self.floor == Floor::Hotel
30	&& self.chance(
31	self.decision(
32	"hotel-stress",
33	"Has the hotel's plumbing given up for the week?",
34	),
35	HOTEL_STRESS,
36	)
37	{
38	return Err(Problem::new(
39	StatusCode::SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE,
40	"service-unavailable",
41	"Service is unavailable. The server estimates next week. The server is being pessimistic.",
42	)
43	.header(
44	header::RETRY_AFTER,
45	httpdate::fmt_http_date(SystemTime::now() + WEEK),
46	));
47	}
48	let (boost, detail) = if self.floor == Floor::Bathroom {
49	(
50	SHOWER_EQ,
51	"Warmed up. The shower is hot. Your brother's will not be.",
52	)
53	} else if self.here.towel_stolen {
54	(TOWELLESS_EQ, "Warmed up, poorly. The cat has the towel.")
55	} else {
56	(WARMUP_EQ, "Warmed up. The towel has cooled.")
57	};
58	self.touch();
59	self.step_away();
60	if self.here.towel_warmed {
61	self.here.kitchen.kettle_boiled = false;
62	}
63	self.here.towel_warmed = true;
64	self.body.warmed_up = true;
65	self.body.eq = (self.body.eq + boost).min(100);
66	Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
67	}
68
69	pub(super) fn ice(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
70	if self.items.stores.ice_packs == 0 {
71	return Err(Problem::new(
72	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
73	"no-ice",
74	"The ice technique depends on an ice pack. There are none.",
75	));
76	}
77	self.touch();
78	self.step_away();
79	self.items.stores.ice_packs -= 1;
80	if self.body.conditions.priapism_turns > 0 {
81	return Ok(Outcome::json(
82	StatusCode::OK,
83	json!({ "detail": "The ice has no effect. The condition persists. The ice pack is gone." }),
84	));
85	}
86	self.body.eq = (self.body.eq - ICE_EQ).max(0);
87	let detail = if self.body.conditions.friction_burn {
88	self.body.conditions.friction_burn = false;
89	"The friction burn is treated. EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
90	} else {
91	"EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone."
92	};
93	Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail })))
94	}
95
96	pub(super) fn energy(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
97	if self.items.stores.energy_drinks == 0 {
98	return Err(Problem::new(
99	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
100	"no-energy-drink",
101	"The energy technique depends on an energy drink.",
102	));
103	}
104	self.items.stores.energy_drinks -= 1;
105	self.step_away();
106	self.body.stamina = (self.body.stamina + ENERGY_STAMINA).min(self.max_stamina());
107	self.touch();
108	Ok(Outcome::json(
109	StatusCode::OK,
110	json!({ "detail": "The energy arrives before the regret. Stamina +3." }),
111	))
112	}
113
114	pub(super) fn supplement(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
115	if self.items.stores.supplements == 0 {
116	return Err(Problem::new(
117	StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY,
118	"no-supplement",
119	"The supplement technique depends on a supplement.",
120	));
121	}
122	self.items.stores.supplements -= 1;
123	self.step_away();
124	self.touch();
125	if self.chance(
126	self.decision(
127	"supplement",
128	"Does the supplement from Pump-Bro actually work?",
129	),
130	SUPPLEMENT_WORKS,
131	) {
132	self.body.stamina = self.max_stamina();
133	self.body.conditions.priapism_turns = PRIAPISM_TURNS;
134	self.body.eq = self.body.eq.max(PRIAPISM_EQ);
135	return Ok(Outcome::json(
136	StatusCode::OK,
137	json!({ "detail": "The upstream returned a valid response. It is still returning it. Stamina is fully restored." }),
138	));
139	}
140	Err(Problem::new(
141	StatusCode::BAD_GATEWAY,
142	"bad-gateway",
143	"The upstream returned an invalid response.",
144	)
145	.with("upstream", "Pump-Bro"))
146	}
147
148	pub(super) fn edge(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
149	self.chafe(None, 5);
150	self.commit(5, None, 1);
151	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(5)? {
152	return Ok(interrupted);
153	}
154	self.here.edges += 1;
155	self.body.eq = (self.body.eq + EDGE_EQ).min(100);
156	self.body.girth += EDGE_GIRTH;
157	if self.here.edges >= EDGE_LOOP {
158	self.here.edges = 0;
159	self.exhaust();
160	return Err(Problem::new(
161	StatusCode::LOOP_DETECTED,
162	"edging-loop",
163	"Edging has looped. The server detected an infinite loop and terminated it.",
164	));
165	}
166	Ok(Outcome::json(
167	StatusCode::OK,
168	json!({ "detail": "Edged. EQ is rising. Nothing else is.", "edges": self.here.edges }),
169	))
170	}
171
172	pub(super) fn pump(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
173	self.commit(4, None, 1);
174	if let ControlFlow::Break(interrupted) = self.hazards(4)? {
175	return Ok(interrupted);
176	}
177	self.here.temp_length += PUMP_GAIN;
178	Ok(Outcome::json(
179	StatusCode::TEMPORARY_REDIRECT,
180	json!({ "detail": "Gains applied. They are temporary.", "length": PUMP_GAIN }),
181	)
182	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/length")))
183	}
184	}