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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use std::{sync::LazyLock, time::SystemTime};

use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
use serde_json::{Value, json};

use super::{
    Cause, Floor, Item, Outcome, Run,
    balance::{
        EXAGGERATION, MEDITATION_ODDS, PATIENCE, PRINTABLE_RULER, RULER_SHAME, THREAD_READS,
        ULI_ODDS,
    },
    credentials::{Scheme, parse_credentials},
    measure::{exaggeration, honest},
};
use crate::{headers::X_FORUM_NOTE, problem::Problem};

pub const FORUM_THREAD: &str = "/forum/threads/2009";
pub const ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED: &str = "Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:12:00 GMT";
static ELDER_POSTED: LazyLock<SystemTime> = LazyLock::new(|| {
    httpdate::parse_http_date(ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED).expect("the Elder's date is a valid HTTP-date")
});

const SPREADSHEET: &str = "\
date,length,girth,technique,notes,honest?
2007-01-03,7.50,5.50,wet,baseline,no
2007-06-11,7.50,5.50,wet,feeling fuller,no
2008-01-02,7.50,5.50,dry,new routine,no
2008-09-19,7.50,5.50,uli,PUT is idempotent. do not use PUT.,no
2009-06-14,7.50,5.50,wet,progress is slow but real,no
";

fn thread(detail: Option<&str>) -> Outcome {
    let mut body = forum_thread();
    if let Some(detail) = detail {
        body["detail"] = json!(detail);
    }
    Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, body).header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED)
}

pub fn forum_thread() -> Value {
    json!({
        "title": "The definitive jelqing FAQ (updated 2009)",
        "posts": [
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Warm up. Always warm up. A cold jelq is a 412 waiting to happen." },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Keep it Ideal. Swollen is gambling. Straining is a cautionary tale." },
            { "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "everyone keeps saying uli. who is uli" },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "uli was a member here. He posted the technique in 2001 and never posted again. Some say he ascended. The search function says his account is gone." },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "We do not say his name in vain. We say it in girth." },
            { "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "I have been sending PUT for three weeks and nothing has changed." },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "PUT is idempotent. Read the spec." },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Members verify with a Ruler. Proxy-Authorization, inches, no rounding up. We can tell." },
            { "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "cant i just take off what i tell people. everyone adds an inch and a half" },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Everyone adds a different amount. That is why there is a Ruler." },
            { "author": "throwaway_77", "body": "my doctor said i was normal. i didnt believe him. i still dont know what he meant by bearer" },
            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "My numbers are in my spreadsheet. They have not changed since 2009. Nothing about me has changed since 2009." },
        ],
    })
}

fn verification(detail: &str) -> Problem {
    Problem::new(
        StatusCode::PROXY_AUTHENTICATION_REQUIRED,
        "verification-required",
        detail,
    )
    .header(header::PROXY_AUTHENTICATE, "Ruler realm=\"forum\"")
}

/// The browser tab that opens on turn 10.
#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Story {
    Unopened,
    Pending,
    ReadForum,
    ClosedTab,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Branch {
    Forum,
    CloseTab,
}

impl Branch {
    pub fn slug(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Forum => "forum",
            Self::CloseTab => "close-tab",
        }
    }
}

impl std::str::FromStr for Branch {
    type Err = ();

    fn from_str(slug: &str) -> Result<Self, ()> {
        [Self::Forum, Self::CloseTab]
            .into_iter()
            .find(|branch| branch.slug() == slug)
            .ok_or(())
    }
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Elder {
    Unverified { strikes: u8 },
    Verified,
    Beaten,
}

/// The run's life online, from the tab on turn 10 to the footage the neighbour took.
pub struct Online {
    pub(crate) story: Story,
    pub(crate) meditation_taught: bool,
    pub(crate) uli_taught: bool,
    pub(crate) elder: Elder,
    pub(crate) filmed_at: Option<SystemTime>,
}

impl Default for Online {
    fn default() -> Self {
        Self {
            story: Story::Unopened,
            meditation_taught: false,
            uli_taught: false,
            elder: Elder::Unverified { strikes: 0 },
            filmed_at: None,
        }
    }
}

impl Run {
    pub(super) fn branch_offer(&self) -> Outcome {
        let forum = self.path(&format!("/branches/{}", Branch::Forum.slug()));
        let close = self.path(&format!("/branches/{}", Branch::CloseTab.slug()));
        Outcome::json(
            StatusCode::MULTIPLE_CHOICES,
            json!({
                "detail": "A browser tab is open. It has been open for some time.",
                "choices": [
                    { "href": forum, "method": "POST", "title": "Read the forum" },
                    { "href": close, "method": "POST", "title": "Close the tab" },
                ],
            }),
        )
        .header(
            header::LINK,
            format!(
                "<{forum}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Read the forum\"; allow=\"POST\", <{close}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Close the tab\"; allow=\"POST\""
            ),
        )
    }

    pub fn choose(&mut self, choice: Branch) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.online.story != Story::Pending {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::CONFLICT,
                "no-decision-pending",
                "There is no decision pending.",
            ));
        }
        let (story, location, detail) = match choice {
            Branch::Forum => {
                self.standing.shame += 3;
                let detail = if self.learn_meditation() {
                    "The thread is from 2009. A technique called uli is discussed at length. Further down, someone explains how to breathe, and you write it down."
                } else {
                    "The thread is from 2009. A technique called uli is discussed at length."
                };
                (Story::ReadForum, self.path("/techniques"), detail)
            }
            Branch::CloseTab => {
                self.standing.suspicion = 0;
                (
                    Story::ClosedTab,
                    self.path(""),
                    "The tab is closed. Nobody saw it.",
                )
            }
        };
        self.online.story = story;
        self.touch();
        Ok(
            Outcome::json(StatusCode::SEE_OTHER, json!({ "detail": detail }))
                .header(header::LOCATION, location),
        )
    }

    /// Re-reading is free. Each floor gets a couple of live reads that may surface the reply,
    /// after which the forum is down and the browser serves what it kept.
    pub fn read_thread(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if !self.thread_reachable() {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
                "no-thread",
                "There is no thread. Nobody has mentioned a forum yet.",
            ));
        }
        if self.online.story == Story::Pending {
            return Ok(thread(None));
        }
        self.end_kitchen_visit();
        let rulerless = self.floor == Floor::Forum && !self.items.kit.ruler;
        if self.online.uli_taught && !rulerless {
            return Ok(thread(None));
        }
        if self.here.thread_rolls >= THREAD_READS {
            let age = SystemTime::now()
                .duration_since(*ELDER_POSTED)
                .map_or(0, |age| age.as_secs());
            return Ok(thread(None)
                .header(header::AGE, age.to_string())
                .header(header::WARNING, r#"112 - "Disconnected operation""#));
        }
        self.here.thread_rolls += 1;
        self.touch();
        if rulerless
            && self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "printable-ruler",
                    "Does this read surface a member's printable ruler?",
                ),
                PRINTABLE_RULER,
            )
        {
            self.items.grant(Item::Ruler);
            self.standing.shame += RULER_SHAME;
            return Ok(thread(Some(
                "A member has attached a printable ruler. Print at 100%. Do not scale to fit. You now know.",
            ))
            .header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/inventory/ruler")));
        }
        if self.online.uli_taught {
            return Ok(thread(None));
        }
        let detail = if !self.online.meditation_taught {
            if !self.learn_meditation() {
                return Ok(thread(None));
            }
            "Between two arguments about pumps, a reply explains how to breathe. In through the nose, out through the mouth. You write it down."
        } else {
            if !self.chance(
                self.decision(
                    "teach-uli",
                    "Does this read finally surface the 2009 reply that teaches uli?",
                ),
                ULI_ODDS,
            ) {
                return Ok(thread(None));
            }
            self.online.uli_taught = true;
            "Past the necroposting, a reply from TheElder lays out the technique. Uli. The full routine. You write it down before the tab can lose it."
        };
        Ok(thread(Some(detail)))
    }

    fn learn_meditation(&mut self) -> bool {
        let taught = self.chance(
            self.decision(
                "teach-meditation",
                "Does the thread surface the reply that teaches the breathing technique?",
            ),
            MEDITATION_ODDS,
        );
        self.online.meditation_taught |= taught;
        taught
    }

    fn elder_strike(&mut self, problem: Problem) -> Problem {
        self.touch();
        let Elder::Unverified { strikes } = &mut self.online.elder else {
            return problem;
        };
        *strikes += 1;
        if *strikes < PATIENCE {
            return problem;
        }
        self.end(Cause::Banned)
    }

    /// Failed verification counts toward a ban even on GET, the way repeated bad credentials lock an account.
    fn verify_member(&mut self, proxy_authorization: Option<&str>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
        if !matches!(self.online.elder, Elder::Unverified { .. }) {
            return Ok(());
        }
        let Some(credentials) = proxy_authorization else {
            return Err(verification("The forum requires verification."));
        };
        let Some(claimed) =
            parse_credentials(credentials, Scheme::Ruler).and_then(|v| v.parse::<f64>().ok())
        else {
            return Err(verification("The forum requires verification, in inches."));
        };
        let actual = self.current_length();
        if claimed >= actual + EXAGGERATION {
            self.standing.shame += 2;
            return Err(self.elder_strike(exaggeration()));
        }
        if !honest(claimed, actual) {
            self.standing.shame += 1;
            let failed = verification("Verification failed. The forum can tell.");
            if self.girth_respected() {
                return Err(failed.header(
                    X_FORUM_NOTE,
                    "The mods have let this one go. Girth is also a dimension.",
                ));
            }
            return Err(self.elder_strike(failed));
        }
        self.online.elder = Elder::Verified;
        self.touch();
        Ok(())
    }

    pub fn elder(
        &mut self,
        proxy_authorization: Option<&str>,
        if_modified_since: Option<&str>,
    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
        if self.floor != Floor::Forum {
            return Err(Problem::new(
                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
                "elder-absent",
                "The Elder only posts on the forum.",
            ));
        }
        self.verify_member(proxy_authorization)?;

        let current = if_modified_since
            .and_then(|d| httpdate::parse_http_date(d).ok())
            .is_some_and(|since| since >= *ELDER_POSTED);
        if current {
            if self.online.elder != Elder::Beaten {
                self.online.elder = Elder::Beaten;
                self.touch();
            }
            return Ok(Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NOT_MODIFIED)
                .header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED));
        }
        let spreadsheet = Outcome::raw(StatusCode::OK, "text/csv; header=present", SPREADSHEET)
            .header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED);
        if self.online.filmed_at.is_some() {
            return Ok(spreadsheet.header(X_FORUM_NOTE, "We have seen the footage."));
        }
        Ok(spreadsheet)
    }
}

1	use std::{sync::LazyLock, time::SystemTime};
2
3	use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
4	use serde_json::{Value, json};
5
6	use super::{
7	Cause, Floor, Item, Outcome, Run,
8	balance::{
9	EXAGGERATION, MEDITATION_ODDS, PATIENCE, PRINTABLE_RULER, RULER_SHAME, THREAD_READS,
10	ULI_ODDS,
11	},
12	credentials::{Scheme, parse_credentials},
13	measure::{exaggeration, honest},
14	};
15	use crate::{headers::X_FORUM_NOTE, problem::Problem};
16
17	pub const FORUM_THREAD: &str = "/forum/threads/2009";
18	pub const ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED: &str = "Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:12:00 GMT";
19	static ELDER_POSTED: LazyLock<SystemTime> = LazyLock::new(\|\| {
20	httpdate::parse_http_date(ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED).expect("the Elder's date is a valid HTTP-date")
21	});
22
23	const SPREADSHEET: &str = "\
24	date,length,girth,technique,notes,honest?
25	2007-01-03,7.50,5.50,wet,baseline,no
26	2007-06-11,7.50,5.50,wet,feeling fuller,no
27	2008-01-02,7.50,5.50,dry,new routine,no
28	2008-09-19,7.50,5.50,uli,PUT is idempotent. do not use PUT.,no
29	2009-06-14,7.50,5.50,wet,progress is slow but real,no
30	";
31
32	fn thread(detail: Option<&str>) -> Outcome {
33	let mut body = forum_thread();
34	if let Some(detail) = detail {
35	body["detail"] = json!(detail);
36	}
37	Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, body).header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED)
38	}
39
40	pub fn forum_thread() -> Value {
41	json!({
42	"title": "The definitive jelqing FAQ (updated 2009)",
43	"posts": [
44	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "Warm up. Always warm up. A cold jelq is a 412 waiting to happen." },
45	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "Keep it Ideal. Swollen is gambling. Straining is a cautionary tale." },
46	{ "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "everyone keeps saying uli. who is uli" },
47	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "uli was a member here. He posted the technique in 2001 and never posted again. Some say he ascended. The search function says his account is gone." },
48	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "We do not say his name in vain. We say it in girth." },
49	{ "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "I have been sending PUT for three weeks and nothing has changed." },
50	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "PUT is idempotent. Read the spec." },
51	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "Members verify with a Ruler. Proxy-Authorization, inches, no rounding up. We can tell." },
52	{ "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "cant i just take off what i tell people. everyone adds an inch and a half" },
53	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "Everyone adds a different amount. That is why there is a Ruler." },
54	{ "author": "throwaway_77", "body": "my doctor said i was normal. i didnt believe him. i still dont know what he meant by bearer" },
55	{ "author": "TheElder", "body": "My numbers are in my spreadsheet. They have not changed since 2009. Nothing about me has changed since 2009." },
56	],
57	})
58	}
59
60	fn verification(detail: &str) -> Problem {
61	Problem::new(
62	StatusCode::PROXY_AUTHENTICATION_REQUIRED,
63	"verification-required",
64	detail,
65	)
66	.header(header::PROXY_AUTHENTICATE, "Ruler realm=\"forum\"")
67	}
68
69	/// The browser tab that opens on turn 10.
70	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
71	pub enum Story {
72	Unopened,
73	Pending,
74	ReadForum,
75	ClosedTab,
76	}
77
78	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
79	pub enum Branch {
80	Forum,
81	CloseTab,
82	}
83
84	impl Branch {
85	pub fn slug(self) -> &'static str {
86	match self {
87	Self::Forum => "forum",
88	Self::CloseTab => "close-tab",
89	}
90	}
91	}
92
93	impl std::str::FromStr for Branch {
94	type Err = ();
95
96	fn from_str(slug: &str) -> Result<Self, ()> {
97	[Self::Forum, Self::CloseTab]
98	.into_iter()
99	.find(\|branch\| branch.slug() == slug)
100	.ok_or(())
101	}
102	}
103
104	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
105	pub enum Elder {
106	Unverified { strikes: u8 },
107	Verified,
108	Beaten,
109	}
110
111	/// The run's life online, from the tab on turn 10 to the footage the neighbour took.
112	pub struct Online {
113	pub(crate) story: Story,
114	pub(crate) meditation_taught: bool,
115	pub(crate) uli_taught: bool,
116	pub(crate) elder: Elder,
117	pub(crate) filmed_at: Option<SystemTime>,
118	}
119
120	impl Default for Online {
121	fn default() -> Self {
122	Self {
123	story: Story::Unopened,
124	meditation_taught: false,
125	uli_taught: false,
126	elder: Elder::Unverified { strikes: 0 },
127	filmed_at: None,
128	}
129	}
130	}
131
132	impl Run {
133	pub(super) fn branch_offer(&self) -> Outcome {
134	let forum = self.path(&format!("/branches/{}", Branch::Forum.slug()));
135	let close = self.path(&format!("/branches/{}", Branch::CloseTab.slug()));
136	Outcome::json(
137	StatusCode::MULTIPLE_CHOICES,
138	json!({
139	"detail": "A browser tab is open. It has been open for some time.",
140	"choices": [
141	{ "href": forum, "method": "POST", "title": "Read the forum" },
142	{ "href": close, "method": "POST", "title": "Close the tab" },
143	],
144	}),
145	)
146	.header(
147	header::LINK,
148	format!(
149	"<{forum}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Read the forum\"; allow=\"POST\", <{close}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Close the tab\"; allow=\"POST\""
150	),
151	)
152	}
153
154	pub fn choose(&mut self, choice: Branch) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
155	if self.online.story != Story::Pending {
156	return Err(Problem::new(
157	StatusCode::CONFLICT,
158	"no-decision-pending",
159	"There is no decision pending.",
160	));
161	}
162	let (story, location, detail) = match choice {
163	Branch::Forum => {
164	self.standing.shame += 3;
165	let detail = if self.learn_meditation() {
166	"The thread is from 2009. A technique called uli is discussed at length. Further down, someone explains how to breathe, and you write it down."
167	} else {
168	"The thread is from 2009. A technique called uli is discussed at length."
169	};
170	(Story::ReadForum, self.path("/techniques"), detail)
171	}
172	Branch::CloseTab => {
173	self.standing.suspicion = 0;
174	(
175	Story::ClosedTab,
176	self.path(""),
177	"The tab is closed. Nobody saw it.",
178	)
179	}
180	};
181	self.online.story = story;
182	self.touch();
183	Ok(
184	Outcome::json(StatusCode::SEE_OTHER, json!({ "detail": detail }))
185	.header(header::LOCATION, location),
186	)
187	}
188
189	/// Re-reading is free. Each floor gets a couple of live reads that may surface the reply,
190	/// after which the forum is down and the browser serves what it kept.
191	pub fn read_thread(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
192	if !self.thread_reachable() {
193	return Err(Problem::new(
194	StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
195	"no-thread",
196	"There is no thread. Nobody has mentioned a forum yet.",
197	));
198	}
199	if self.online.story == Story::Pending {
200	return Ok(thread(None));
201	}
202	self.end_kitchen_visit();
203	let rulerless = self.floor == Floor::Forum && !self.items.kit.ruler;
204	if self.online.uli_taught && !rulerless {
205	return Ok(thread(None));
206	}
207	if self.here.thread_rolls >= THREAD_READS {
208	let age = SystemTime::now()
209	.duration_since(*ELDER_POSTED)
210	.map_or(0, \|age\| age.as_secs());
211	return Ok(thread(None)
212	.header(header::AGE, age.to_string())
213	.header(header::WARNING, r#"112 - "Disconnected operation""#));
214	}
215	self.here.thread_rolls += 1;
216	self.touch();
217	if rulerless
218	&& self.chance(
219	self.decision(
220	"printable-ruler",
221	"Does this read surface a member's printable ruler?",
222	),
223	PRINTABLE_RULER,
224	)
225	{
226	self.items.grant(Item::Ruler);
227	self.standing.shame += RULER_SHAME;
228	return Ok(thread(Some(
229	"A member has attached a printable ruler. Print at 100%. Do not scale to fit. You now know.",
230	))
231	.header(header::LOCATION, self.path("/inventory/ruler")));
232	}
233	if self.online.uli_taught {
234	return Ok(thread(None));
235	}
236	let detail = if !self.online.meditation_taught {
237	if !self.learn_meditation() {
238	return Ok(thread(None));
239	}
240	"Between two arguments about pumps, a reply explains how to breathe. In through the nose, out through the mouth. You write it down."
241	} else {
242	if !self.chance(
243	self.decision(
244	"teach-uli",
245	"Does this read finally surface the 2009 reply that teaches uli?",
246	),
247	ULI_ODDS,
248	) {
249	return Ok(thread(None));
250	}
251	self.online.uli_taught = true;
252	"Past the necroposting, a reply from TheElder lays out the technique. Uli. The full routine. You write it down before the tab can lose it."
253	};
254	Ok(thread(Some(detail)))
255	}
256
257	fn learn_meditation(&mut self) -> bool {
258	let taught = self.chance(
259	self.decision(
260	"teach-meditation",
261	"Does the thread surface the reply that teaches the breathing technique?",
262	),
263	MEDITATION_ODDS,
264	);
265	self.online.meditation_taught \|= taught;
266	taught
267	}
268
269	fn elder_strike(&mut self, problem: Problem) -> Problem {
270	self.touch();
271	let Elder::Unverified { strikes } = &mut self.online.elder else {
272	return problem;
273	};
274	*strikes += 1;
275	if *strikes < PATIENCE {
276	return problem;
277	}
278	self.end(Cause::Banned)
279	}
280
281	/// Failed verification counts toward a ban even on GET, the way repeated bad credentials lock an account.
282	fn verify_member(&mut self, proxy_authorization: Option<&str>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
283	if !matches!(self.online.elder, Elder::Unverified { .. }) {
284	return Ok(());
285	}
286	let Some(credentials) = proxy_authorization else {
287	return Err(verification("The forum requires verification."));
288	};
289	let Some(claimed) =
290	parse_credentials(credentials, Scheme::Ruler).and_then(\|v\| v.parse::<f64>().ok())
291	else {
292	return Err(verification("The forum requires verification, in inches."));
293	};
294	let actual = self.current_length();
295	if claimed >= actual + EXAGGERATION {
296	self.standing.shame += 2;
297	return Err(self.elder_strike(exaggeration()));
298	}
299	if !honest(claimed, actual) {
300	self.standing.shame += 1;
301	let failed = verification("Verification failed. The forum can tell.");
302	if self.girth_respected() {
303	return Err(failed.header(
304	X_FORUM_NOTE,
305	"The mods have let this one go. Girth is also a dimension.",
306	));
307	}
308	return Err(self.elder_strike(failed));
309	}
310	self.online.elder = Elder::Verified;
311	self.touch();
312	Ok(())
313	}
314
315	pub fn elder(
316	&mut self,
317	proxy_authorization: Option<&str>,
318	if_modified_since: Option<&str>,
319	) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
320	if self.floor != Floor::Forum {
321	return Err(Problem::new(
322	StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
323	"elder-absent",
324	"The Elder only posts on the forum.",
325	));
326	}
327	self.verify_member(proxy_authorization)?;
328
329	let current = if_modified_since
330	.and_then(\|d\| httpdate::parse_http_date(d).ok())
331	.is_some_and(\|since\| since >= *ELDER_POSTED);
332	if current {
333	if self.online.elder != Elder::Beaten {
334	self.online.elder = Elder::Beaten;
335	self.touch();
336	}
337	return Ok(Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NOT_MODIFIED)
338	.header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED));
339	}
340	let spreadsheet = Outcome::raw(StatusCode::OK, "text/csv; header=present", SPREADSHEET)
341	.header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED);
342	if self.online.filmed_at.is_some() {
343	return Ok(spreadsheet.header(X_FORUM_NOTE, "We have seen the footage."));
344	}
345	Ok(spreadsheet)
346	}
347	}