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jelq

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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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src/tests/body.rsRust446 lines14.0 KB
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use super::*;
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn deleting_the_foreskin_requires_certainty() {
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    let Harness { app, .. } = harness(Floor::Bedroom, SEED, |_| {});
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    let response = send(&app, "DELETE", "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::PRECONDITION_REQUIRED);
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    let look = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(look.status(), StatusCode::OK);
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    let etag = header(&look, "etag").to_owned();
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    assert!(text(look).await.contains('~'));
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    let response = send(
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        &app,
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        "DELETE",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin",
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        &[("if-match", &etag)],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::NO_CONTENT);
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    let response = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/foreskin", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::GONE);
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn length_supports_inch_ranges() {
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    let Harness { app, .. } = harness(Floor::Bedroom, SEED, |_| {});
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    let response = send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/length",
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        &[("range", "inches=0-1")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT);
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    assert!(header(&response, "content-range").starts_with("inches 0.00-1.00/"));
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    assert_eq!(text(response).await.len(), 25);
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    let absurd = send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/length",
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        &[("range", "inches=40-50")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(absurd.status(), StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE);
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    let malformed = send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/length",
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        &[("range", "inches=6.17")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(malformed.status(), StatusCode::OK);
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    let suffix = send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/length",
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        &[("range", "inches=-1")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(suffix.status(), StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT);
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    assert!(text(suffix).await.ends_with('D'));
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    for (range, status) in [
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        ("inches=1-", StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT),
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        ("inches=40-", StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE),
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        ("inches=-0", StatusCode::RANGE_NOT_SATISFIABLE),
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        ("inches=2-1", StatusCode::OK),
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        ("inches=NaN-2", StatusCode::OK),
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        ("inches=0-inf", StatusCode::OK),
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    ] {
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        let response = send(
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            &app,
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            "GET",
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            "/runs/cafebabe/length",
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            &[("range", range)],
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            "",
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        )
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        .await;
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        assert_eq!(response.status(), status, "{range}");
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    }
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn the_displayed_length_is_accepted_as_honest() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Forum, |run| run.body.length = 5.2496);
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    let response = send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/elder",
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        &[("proxy-authorization", "Ruler 5.25")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(response.status(), StatusCode::OK);
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn dry_jelqs_build_friction_and_real_lube_does_not() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| {
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        run.body.eq = 60;
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        run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1;
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        run.body.foreskin = Some(0.9);
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    });
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    let dry = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&dry, "x-friction"), "2/10");
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    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
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    let wet = send(
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        &app,
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        "JELQ",
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5",
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        &lube,
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&wet, "x-friction"), "2/10");
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    let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")];
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    let glisten = send(
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        &app,
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        "JELQ",
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5",
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        &spit,
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&glisten, "x-friction"), "3/10");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn switching_grips_makes_the_friction_cheaper() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| {
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        run.body.eq = 60;
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        run.body.foreskin = Some(0.9);
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    });
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    let dry = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&dry, "x-friction"), "2/10");
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    send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/grip",
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        &[("upgrade", "underhand"), ("connection", "upgrade")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    let switched = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&switched, "x-friction"), "3/10");
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    let settled = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=dry", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&settled, "x-friction"), "5/10");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn holding_and_meditating_shed_friction() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
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        run.body.eq = 80;
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        run.body.friction = 5;
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    });
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    let held = send(&app, "HOLD", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(held.status(), StatusCode::NO_CONTENT);
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    let view = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&view, "x-friction"), "3/10");
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    let taught = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
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        run.body.friction = 5;
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        run.online.meditation_taught = true;
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    });
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    let calmed = send(
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        &taught,
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        "JELQ",
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=meditate",
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        &[],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(calmed.status(), StatusCode::OK);
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    let view = send(&taught, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&view, "x-friction"), "3/10");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn a_friction_burn_halves_the_gains() {
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    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
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    let path = "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5";
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    for seed in 0..60u64 {
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        let steady = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| {
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            run.body.eq = 60;
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            run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 9;
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        });
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        let hurt_app = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| {
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            run.body.eq = 60;
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            run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 9;
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            run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true;
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        });
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        let calm = send(&steady, "JELQ", path, &lube, "").await;
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        let hurt = send(&hurt_app, "JELQ", path, &lube, "").await;
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        if calm.status() != StatusCode::OK || hurt.status() != StatusCode::OK {
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            continue;
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        }
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        let calm_gain = json(calm).await["length"].as_f64().unwrap();
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        let hurt_gain = json(hurt).await["length"].as_f64().unwrap();
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        assert!(
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            (hurt_gain * 2.0 - calm_gain).abs() < 1e-9,
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            "seed {seed} burned {hurt_gain} against {calm_gain}"
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        );
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        return;
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    }
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    panic!("no seed in 60 produced two clean rolls to compare");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn the_burn_warns_and_the_ice_treats_it() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
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        run.body.eq = 60;
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        run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 9;
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        run.body.friction = 7;
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        run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true;
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    });
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    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
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    let jelq = send(
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        &app,
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        "JELQ",
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5",
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        &lube,
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    let warnings: Vec<_> = jelq
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        .headers()
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        .get_all("warning")
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        .iter()
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        .filter_map(|w| w.to_str().ok())
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        .collect();
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    assert!(warnings.contains(&"199 - \"friction burn\""));
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    send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=ice", &[], "").await;
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    let view = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe", &[], "").await;
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    let warnings: Vec<_> = view
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        .headers()
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        .get_all("warning")
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        .iter()
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        .filter_map(|w| w.to_str().ok())
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        .collect();
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    assert!(!warnings.contains(&"199 - \"friction burn\""));
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn friction_rises_with_vigour_and_edging_chafes() {
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    let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")];
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    for (intensity, friction) in [(5, "1/10"), (7, "2/10"), (10, "3/10")] {
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        let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| {
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            run.here.wifi_accepted = true;
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            run.body.eq = 55;
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            run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5);
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        });
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        let uri = format!("/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity={intensity}");
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        let jelq = send(&app, "JELQ", &uri, &spit, "").await;
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        assert_eq!(
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            header(&jelq, "x-friction"),
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            friction,
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            "intensity {intensity}"
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        );
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    }
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| {
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        run.here.wifi_accepted = true;
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        run.body.eq = 55;
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        run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5);
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    });
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    let edge = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=edge", &[], "").await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&edge, "x-friction"), "2/10");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn the_body_changes_how_the_skin_takes_it() {
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    let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")];
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    for (foreskin, girth, friction) in [(0.5, 4.5, "1/10"), (1.2, 4.5, "0/10"), (0.5, 5.8, "2/10")]
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    {
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        let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| {
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            run.here.wifi_accepted = true;
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            run.body.eq = 55;
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            run.body.foreskin = Some(foreskin);
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            run.body.girth = girth;
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        });
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        let jelq = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &spit, "").await;
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        assert_eq!(header(&jelq, "x-friction"), friction, "{foreskin} {girth}");
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    }
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn a_thick_girth_outgrows_the_underhand_grip() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| run.body.girth = 5.8);
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    let grip = send(
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        &app,
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        "GET",
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        "/runs/cafebabe/grip",
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        &[("upgrade", "underhand"), ("connection", "upgrade")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(grip.status(), StatusCode::PAYLOAD_TOO_LARGE);
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn a_long_run_fills_the_jeans_before_a_thick_one() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
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        run.items.kit.extender = true;
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        run.body.girth = 4.8;
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        run.body.length = 7.5;
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    });
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    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
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    let full = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await;
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    assert_eq!(full.status(), StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE);
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn a_refused_jelq_leaves_the_lube_alone() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
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        run.items.kit.extender = true;
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        run.body.girth = 6.0;
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        run.body.length = 6.0;
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    });
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    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
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    let full = send(
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        &app,
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet&intensity=5",
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        &lube,
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(full.status(), StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE);
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    let inv = send(&app, "GET", "/runs/cafebabe/inventory", &[], "").await;
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    let body = json(inv).await;
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    let held = body["items"].as_array().unwrap();
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    assert!(held.iter().any(|i| i["name"] == "baby-oil"));
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn lubes_run_out_but_spit_never_does() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| {
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        run.items.lubes.baby_oil = 1;
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    });
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    let lube = [("content-type", "application/baby-oil")];
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    send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await;
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    let second = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &lube, "").await;
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    assert_eq!(second.status(), StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE);
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    let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")];
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    for _ in 0..3 {
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        let wet = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet", &spit, "").await;
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        assert_ne!(
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            wet.status(),
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            StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE,
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            "spit never runs out"
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        );
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    }
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn patching_costs_a_little_eq() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Bedroom, |run| run.body.eq = 50);
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    let patch = send(
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        &app,
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        "PATCH",
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        "/runs/cafebabe",
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        &[("content-type", "application/json-patch+json")],
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        r#"[{"op": "test", "path": "/girth", "value": 1.0}]"#,
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(patch.status(), StatusCode::CONFLICT);
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    assert_eq!(header(&patch, "x-eq"), "47");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn a_combo_chafes_twice_and_costs_two_stamina() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::Hotel, |run| {
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        run.here.wifi_accepted = true;
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        run.body.eq = 55;
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        run.body.foreskin = Some(0.5);
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    });
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    let spit = [("content-type", "text/plain; charset=spit")];
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    let combo = send(
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        &app,
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        "JELQ",
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet,stretch",
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    assert_eq!(header(&combo, "x-friction"), "2/10");
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    assert_eq!(header(&combo, "x-stamina"), "8/10");
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}
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#[test]
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fn the_drawer_starts_with_at_most_one_bottle() {
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    let mut stocked = 0;
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    for seed in 0..400u64 {
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        let lubes = &Run::new("cafebabe".into(), "cafe".into(), seed).items.lubes;
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        let bottles = lubes.baby_oil + lubes.lotion;
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        assert!(bottles <= 1 && lubes.coconut_oil + lubes.vaseline == 0);
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        stocked += bottles;
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    }
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    assert!(
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        (160..=240).contains(&stocked),
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        "{stocked}/400 started with lube"
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    );
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn stretching_reports_the_foreskin_it_grew() {
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    let mut landed = 0;
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    for seed in 0..40u64 {
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        let app = app_with(Floor::Bedroom, seed, |run| {
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            run.body.eq = 60;
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            run.body.foreskin = Some(1.0);
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        });
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        let stretch = send(&app, "JELQ", "/runs/cafebabe?technique=stretch", &[], "").await;
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        if stretch.status() == StatusCode::OK {
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            assert_eq!(header(&stretch, "x-foreskin"), "1.03");
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            assert_eq!(json(stretch).await["foreskin"], 0.03);
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            landed += 1;
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        }
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    }
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    assert!(landed > 0, "forty stretches and none landed clean");
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}
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#[tokio::test]
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async fn lotion_soothes_a_friction_burn() {
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    let app = seeded_with(Floor::ChangingRoom, |run| {
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        run.body.eq = 60;
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        run.body.friction = 7;
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        run.body.conditions.friction_burn = true;
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        run.items.lubes.lotion = 1;
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    });
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    let soothed = send(
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        &app,
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        "JELQ",
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        "/runs/cafebabe?technique=wet",
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        &[("content-type", "application/lotion")],
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        "",
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    )
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    .await;
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    let warned = warnings(&soothed);
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    assert!(warned.iter().any(|w| w.contains("soothed")));
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    assert!(warned.iter().all(|w| w != "199 - \"friction burn\""));
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}