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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use axum::http::StatusCode;

use crate::problem::Problem;

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
#[repr(u8)]
pub enum Floor {
    Bedroom = 1,
    Bathroom = 2,
    LockerRoom = 3,
    Grandmas = 4,
    Hotel = 5,
    Forum = 6,
    Clinic = 7,
}

impl Floor {
    pub fn number(self) -> u8 {
        self as u8
    }

    pub fn next(self) -> Option<Self> {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => Some(Self::Bathroom),
            Self::Bathroom => Some(Self::LockerRoom),
            Self::LockerRoom => Some(Self::Grandmas),
            Self::Grandmas => Some(Self::Hotel),
            Self::Hotel => Some(Self::Forum),
            Self::Forum => Some(Self::Clinic),
            Self::Clinic => None,
        }
    }

    pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => "the bedroom",
            Self::Bathroom => "the shared bathroom",
            Self::LockerRoom => "the gym locker room",
            Self::Grandmas => "grandma's house for Thanksgiving",
            Self::Hotel => "a business trip hotel",
            Self::Forum => "the forum",
            Self::Clinic => "the urologist's office",
        }
    }

    pub fn note(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => "The door does not lock. The cat is present.",
            Self::Bathroom => "The water is hot. The roommate showers at eight.",
            Self::LockerRoom => {
                "It is cold. Discretion is advised. Everyone here is lying. Pump-Bro is by the lockers."
            }
            Self::Grandmas => {
                "The walls are thin. Mom is here, and she has been reading about Digest authentication."
            }
            Self::Hotel => {
                "The wifi requires agreement. Housekeeping does not knock. Pump-Bro is in the lobby."
            }
            Self::Forum => "Nothing physical happens here. The Elder has a spreadsheet.",
            Self::Clinic => "The urologist will see you now. He is bored.",
        }
    }

    pub fn observer(self) -> Option<Observer> {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => Some(Observer::Cat),
            Self::LockerRoom => Some(Observer::Greg),
            Self::Grandmas => Some(Observer::Grandma),
            _ => None,
        }
    }

    pub fn has_mom(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::Bedroom | Self::Grandmas)
    }

    pub fn has_window(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::Bedroom | Self::Grandmas | Self::Hotel)
    }

    pub fn shop_open(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::LockerRoom | Self::Hotel)
    }

    pub fn timed(self) -> bool {
        !matches!(self, Self::Forum | Self::Clinic)
    }
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Observer {
    Cat,
    Greg,
    Grandma,
}

impl Observer {
    pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Cat => "cat",
            Self::Greg => "greg",
            Self::Grandma => "grandma",
        }
    }
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Grip {
    Overhand,
    Underhand,
}

impl Grip {
    pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Overhand => "overhand",
            Self::Underhand => "underhand",
        }
    }

    pub fn parse(protocol: &str) -> Option<Self> {
        match protocol.to_ascii_lowercase().as_str() {
            "overhand" => Some(Self::Overhand),
            "underhand" => Some(Self::Underhand),
            _ => None,
        }
    }
}

/// State that belongs to the current floor and resets when you leave it.
#[derive(Default)]
pub struct FloorState {
    pub turns: u32,
    pub drawer_searches: u8,
    pub edges: u8,
    pub temp_length: f64,
    pub teapot: bool,
    pub towel_stolen: bool,
    pub roommate_told: bool,
    pub wifi_accepted: bool,
}

#[derive(Default)]
pub struct Conditions {
    pub peyronie: bool,
    pub pulled_muscle: bool,
    pub priapism_turns: u8,
}

pub struct MomVisit {
    pub errand: &'static str,
    pub nonce: String,
    pub strikes: u8,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Elder {
    Unverified { strikes: u8 },
    Verified,
    Beaten,
}

#[derive(Default)]
pub struct Clinic {
    pub intake_attempts: usize,
    pub measured: bool,
    pub cured: bool,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Story {
    Unopened,
    Pending,
    ReadForum,
    ClosedTab,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Cause {
    Ruptured { ice_unused: bool },
    Caught,
    Banned,
    Degloved,
    Zipper,
    Abandoned,
}

impl Cause {
    pub fn slug(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Ruptured { .. } => "vascular-event",
            Self::Caught => "caught",
            Self::Banned => "banned",
            Self::Degloved => "degloved",
            Self::Zipper => "zipper",
            Self::Abandoned => "abandoned",
        }
    }

    pub fn detail(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: true } => {
                "A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended. An ice pack was available and was not used."
            }
            Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: false } => {
                "A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Caught => {
                "Mom has seen enough. The run has ended. Nobody will mention it at dinner."
            }
            Self::Banned => "Your account has been banned. The forum can tell. The run has ended.",
            Self::Degloved => {
                "The outer layer has been removed in one piece. It will not be returning. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Zipper => {
                "The request conflicts with the current state of the zipper. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Abandoned => "The run was abandoned.",
        }
    }

    fn status(self) -> StatusCode {
        match self {
            Self::Ruptured { .. } => StatusCode::INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR,
            Self::Caught | Self::Degloved | Self::Abandoned => StatusCode::GONE,
            Self::Banned => StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
            Self::Zipper => StatusCode::CONFLICT,
        }
    }

    pub fn problem(self) -> Problem {
        Problem::new(self.status(), self.slug(), self.detail())
    }
}

pub struct Ending {
    pub cause: Cause,
    pub turn: u32,
}

pub struct Pending {
    pub due: u32,
    pub length: f64,
    pub girth: f64,
}

1	use axum::http::StatusCode;
2
3	use crate::problem::Problem;
4
5	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
6	#[repr(u8)]
7	pub enum Floor {
8	Bedroom = 1,
9	Bathroom = 2,
10	LockerRoom = 3,
11	Grandmas = 4,
12	Hotel = 5,
13	Forum = 6,
14	Clinic = 7,
15	}
16
17	impl Floor {
18	pub fn number(self) -> u8 {
19	self as u8
20	}
21
22	pub fn next(self) -> Option<Self> {
23	match self {
24	Self::Bedroom => Some(Self::Bathroom),
25	Self::Bathroom => Some(Self::LockerRoom),
26	Self::LockerRoom => Some(Self::Grandmas),
27	Self::Grandmas => Some(Self::Hotel),
28	Self::Hotel => Some(Self::Forum),
29	Self::Forum => Some(Self::Clinic),
30	Self::Clinic => None,
31	}
32	}
33
34	pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
35	match self {
36	Self::Bedroom => "the bedroom",
37	Self::Bathroom => "the shared bathroom",
38	Self::LockerRoom => "the gym locker room",
39	Self::Grandmas => "grandma's house for Thanksgiving",
40	Self::Hotel => "a business trip hotel",
41	Self::Forum => "the forum",
42	Self::Clinic => "the urologist's office",
43	}
44	}
45
46	pub fn note(self) -> &'static str {
47	match self {
48	Self::Bedroom => "The door does not lock. The cat is present.",
49	Self::Bathroom => "The water is hot. The roommate showers at eight.",
50	Self::LockerRoom => {
51	"It is cold. Discretion is advised. Everyone here is lying. Pump-Bro is by the lockers."
52	}
53	Self::Grandmas => {
54	"The walls are thin. Mom is here, and she has been reading about Digest authentication."
55	}
56	Self::Hotel => {
57	"The wifi requires agreement. Housekeeping does not knock. Pump-Bro is in the lobby."
58	}
59	Self::Forum => "Nothing physical happens here. The Elder has a spreadsheet.",
60	Self::Clinic => "The urologist will see you now. He is bored.",
61	}
62	}
63
64	pub fn observer(self) -> Option<Observer> {
65	match self {
66	Self::Bedroom => Some(Observer::Cat),
67	Self::LockerRoom => Some(Observer::Greg),
68	Self::Grandmas => Some(Observer::Grandma),
69	_ => None,
70	}
71	}
72
73	pub fn has_mom(self) -> bool {
74	matches!(self, Self::Bedroom \| Self::Grandmas)
75	}
76
77	pub fn has_window(self) -> bool {
78	matches!(self, Self::Bedroom \| Self::Grandmas \| Self::Hotel)
79	}
80
81	pub fn shop_open(self) -> bool {
82	matches!(self, Self::LockerRoom \| Self::Hotel)
83	}
84
85	pub fn timed(self) -> bool {
86	!matches!(self, Self::Forum \| Self::Clinic)
87	}
88	}
89
90	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
91	pub enum Observer {
92	Cat,
93	Greg,
94	Grandma,
95	}
96
97	impl Observer {
98	pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
99	match self {
100	Self::Cat => "cat",
101	Self::Greg => "greg",
102	Self::Grandma => "grandma",
103	}
104	}
105	}
106
107	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
108	pub enum Grip {
109	Overhand,
110	Underhand,
111	}
112
113	impl Grip {
114	pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
115	match self {
116	Self::Overhand => "overhand",
117	Self::Underhand => "underhand",
118	}
119	}
120
121	pub fn parse(protocol: &str) -> Option<Self> {
122	match protocol.to_ascii_lowercase().as_str() {
123	"overhand" => Some(Self::Overhand),
124	"underhand" => Some(Self::Underhand),
125	_ => None,
126	}
127	}
128	}
129
130	/// State that belongs to the current floor and resets when you leave it.
131	#[derive(Default)]
132	pub struct FloorState {
133	pub turns: u32,
134	pub drawer_searches: u8,
135	pub edges: u8,
136	pub temp_length: f64,
137	pub teapot: bool,
138	pub towel_stolen: bool,
139	pub roommate_told: bool,
140	pub wifi_accepted: bool,
141	}
142
143	#[derive(Default)]
144	pub struct Conditions {
145	pub peyronie: bool,
146	pub pulled_muscle: bool,
147	pub priapism_turns: u8,
148	}
149
150	pub struct MomVisit {
151	pub errand: &'static str,
152	pub nonce: String,
153	pub strikes: u8,
154	}
155
156	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
157	pub enum Elder {
158	Unverified { strikes: u8 },
159	Verified,
160	Beaten,
161	}
162
163	#[derive(Default)]
164	pub struct Clinic {
165	pub intake_attempts: usize,
166	pub measured: bool,
167	pub cured: bool,
168	}
169
170	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
171	pub enum Story {
172	Unopened,
173	Pending,
174	ReadForum,
175	ClosedTab,
176	}
177
178	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
179	pub enum Cause {
180	Ruptured { ice_unused: bool },
181	Caught,
182	Banned,
183	Degloved,
184	Zipper,
185	Abandoned,
186	}
187
188	impl Cause {
189	pub fn slug(self) -> &'static str {
190	match self {
191	Self::Ruptured { .. } => "vascular-event",
192	Self::Caught => "caught",
193	Self::Banned => "banned",
194	Self::Degloved => "degloved",
195	Self::Zipper => "zipper",
196	Self::Abandoned => "abandoned",
197	}
198	}
199
200	pub fn detail(self) -> &'static str {
201	match self {
202	Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: true } => {
203	"A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended. An ice pack was available and was not used."
204	}
205	Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: false } => {
206	"A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended."
207	}
208	Self::Caught => {
209	"Mom has seen enough. The run has ended. Nobody will mention it at dinner."
210	}
211	Self::Banned => "Your account has been banned. The forum can tell. The run has ended.",
212	Self::Degloved => {
213	"The outer layer has been removed in one piece. It will not be returning. The run has ended."
214	}
215	Self::Zipper => {
216	"The request conflicts with the current state of the zipper. The run has ended."
217	}
218	Self::Abandoned => "The run was abandoned.",
219	}
220	}
221
222	fn status(self) -> StatusCode {
223	match self {
224	Self::Ruptured { .. } => StatusCode::INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR,
225	Self::Caught \| Self::Degloved \| Self::Abandoned => StatusCode::GONE,
226	Self::Banned => StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
227	Self::Zipper => StatusCode::CONFLICT,
228	}
229	}
230
231	pub fn problem(self) -> Problem {
232	Problem::new(self.status(), self.slug(), self.detail())
233	}
234	}
235
236	pub struct Ending {
237	pub cause: Cause,
238	pub turn: u32,
239	}
240
241	pub struct Pending {
242	pub due: u32,
243	pub length: f64,
244	pub girth: f64,
245	}