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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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use axum::http::StatusCode;

use crate::problem::Problem;

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
#[repr(u8)]
pub enum Floor {
    Bedroom = 1,
    Bathroom = 2,
    ChangingRoom = 3,
    Nans = 4,
    Hotel = 5,
    Forum = 6,
    Clinic = 7,
}

impl Floor {
    pub fn number(self) -> u8 {
        self as u8
    }

    pub fn next(self) -> Option<Self> {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => Some(Self::Bathroom),
            Self::Bathroom => Some(Self::ChangingRoom),
            Self::ChangingRoom => Some(Self::Nans),
            Self::Nans => Some(Self::Hotel),
            Self::Hotel => Some(Self::Forum),
            Self::Forum => Some(Self::Clinic),
            Self::Clinic => None,
        }
    }

    pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => "the bedroom",
            Self::Bathroom => "the shared bathroom",
            Self::ChangingRoom => "the gym changing room",
            Self::Nans => "Nan's house at Christmas",
            Self::Hotel => "a business trip hotel",
            Self::Forum => "the forum",
            Self::Clinic => "the urologist's office",
        }
    }

    pub fn note(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => "The door does not lock. The cat is present.",
            Self::Bathroom => "The water is hot. Your brother showers at eight.",
            Self::ChangingRoom => {
                "It is cold. Discretion is advised. Everyone here is lying. Pump-Bro is by the lockers."
            }
            Self::Nans => {
                "The walls are thin. Mum is here, and she has been reading about Digest authentication."
            }
            Self::Hotel => {
                "The wifi requires agreement. Housekeeping does not knock. Pump-Bro is in the lobby."
            }
            Self::Forum => "Nothing physical happens here. The Elder has a spreadsheet.",
            Self::Clinic => "The urologist will see you now. He is bored.",
        }
    }

    pub fn observer(self) -> Option<Observer> {
        match self {
            Self::Bedroom => Some(Observer::Cat),
            Self::ChangingRoom => Some(Observer::Greg),
            Self::Nans => Some(Observer::Nan),
            _ => None,
        }
    }

    pub fn has_mum(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::Bedroom | Self::Nans)
    }

    pub fn has_window(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::Bedroom | Self::Nans | Self::Hotel)
    }

    pub fn shop_open(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::ChangingRoom | Self::Hotel)
    }

    pub fn has_kitchen(self) -> bool {
        matches!(self, Self::Bedroom | Self::Nans)
    }

    pub fn timed(self) -> bool {
        !matches!(self, Self::Forum | Self::Clinic)
    }
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Observer {
    Cat,
    Greg,
    Nan,
}

impl Observer {
    pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Cat => "cat",
            Self::Greg => "greg",
            Self::Nan => "nan",
        }
    }
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Grip {
    Overhand,
    Underhand,
}

impl Grip {
    pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Overhand => "overhand",
            Self::Underhand => "underhand",
        }
    }

    pub fn parse(protocol: &str) -> Option<Self> {
        match protocol.to_ascii_lowercase().as_str() {
            "overhand" => Some(Self::Overhand),
            "underhand" => Some(Self::Underhand),
            _ => None,
        }
    }
}

/// State that belongs to the current floor and resets when you leave it.
#[derive(Default)]
pub struct FloorState {
    pub turns: u32,
    pub drawer_searches: u8,
    pub edges: u8,
    pub temp_length: f64,
    pub teapot: bool,
    pub towel_stolen: bool,
    pub brother_told: bool,
    pub shopping: bool,
    pub meditated: bool,
    pub melon_offered: bool,
    pub warm_arrival: bool,
    pub wifi_accepted: bool,
}

#[derive(Default)]
pub struct Conditions {
    pub peyronie: bool,
    pub pulled_muscle: bool,
    pub priapism_turns: u8,
    pub friction_burn: bool,
}

pub struct MumVisit {
    pub errand: &'static str,
    pub nonce: String,
    pub strikes: u8,
    pub knocked: bool,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Elder {
    Unverified { strikes: u8 },
    Verified,
    Beaten,
}

#[derive(Default)]
pub struct Clinic {
    pub intake_attempts: usize,
    pub measured: bool,
    pub cured: bool,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Story {
    Unopened,
    Pending,
    ReadForum,
    ClosedTab,
}

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
pub enum Cause {
    Ruptured { ice_unused: bool },
    Caught,
    Opened,
    Banned,
    Degloved,
    Zip,
    Meloned,
    Abandoned,
}

impl Cause {
    pub fn slug(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Ruptured { .. } => "vascular-event",
            Self::Caught => "caught",
            Self::Opened => "opened",
            Self::Banned => "banned",
            Self::Degloved => "degloved",
            Self::Zip => "zip",
            Self::Meloned => "watermelon",
            Self::Abandoned => "abandoned",
        }
    }

    pub fn detail(self) -> &'static str {
        match self {
            Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: true } => {
                "A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended. An ice pack was available and was not used."
            }
            Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: false } => {
                "A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Caught => {
                "Mum has seen enough. The run has ended. Nobody will mention it at dinner."
            }
            Self::Opened => {
                "Mum has stopped knocking and opened the door. The run has ended. Nobody will mention it at dinner."
            }
            Self::Banned => "Your account has been banned. The forum can tell. The run has ended.",
            Self::Degloved => {
                "The outer layer has been removed in one piece. It will not be returning. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Zip => {
                "The request conflicts with the current state of the zip. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Meloned => {
                "You have been caught with the watermelon. Nobody will mention it at dinner. The run has ended."
            }
            Self::Abandoned => "The run was abandoned.",
        }
    }

    fn status(self) -> StatusCode {
        match self {
            Self::Ruptured { .. } => StatusCode::INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR,
            Self::Caught | Self::Opened | Self::Degloved | Self::Abandoned => StatusCode::GONE,
            Self::Meloned => StatusCode::GONE,
            Self::Banned => StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
            Self::Zip => StatusCode::CONFLICT,
        }
    }

    pub fn problem(self) -> Problem {
        Problem::new(self.status(), self.slug(), self.detail())
    }
}

pub struct Ending {
    pub cause: Cause,
    pub turn: u32,
}

pub struct Pending {
    pub due: u32,
    pub length: f64,
    pub girth: f64,
}

1	use axum::http::StatusCode;
2
3	use crate::problem::Problem;
4
5	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
6	#[repr(u8)]
7	pub enum Floor {
8	Bedroom = 1,
9	Bathroom = 2,
10	ChangingRoom = 3,
11	Nans = 4,
12	Hotel = 5,
13	Forum = 6,
14	Clinic = 7,
15	}
16
17	impl Floor {
18	pub fn number(self) -> u8 {
19	self as u8
20	}
21
22	pub fn next(self) -> Option<Self> {
23	match self {
24	Self::Bedroom => Some(Self::Bathroom),
25	Self::Bathroom => Some(Self::ChangingRoom),
26	Self::ChangingRoom => Some(Self::Nans),
27	Self::Nans => Some(Self::Hotel),
28	Self::Hotel => Some(Self::Forum),
29	Self::Forum => Some(Self::Clinic),
30	Self::Clinic => None,
31	}
32	}
33
34	pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
35	match self {
36	Self::Bedroom => "the bedroom",
37	Self::Bathroom => "the shared bathroom",
38	Self::ChangingRoom => "the gym changing room",
39	Self::Nans => "Nan's house at Christmas",
40	Self::Hotel => "a business trip hotel",
41	Self::Forum => "the forum",
42	Self::Clinic => "the urologist's office",
43	}
44	}
45
46	pub fn note(self) -> &'static str {
47	match self {
48	Self::Bedroom => "The door does not lock. The cat is present.",
49	Self::Bathroom => "The water is hot. Your brother showers at eight.",
50	Self::ChangingRoom => {
51	"It is cold. Discretion is advised. Everyone here is lying. Pump-Bro is by the lockers."
52	}
53	Self::Nans => {
54	"The walls are thin. Mum is here, and she has been reading about Digest authentication."
55	}
56	Self::Hotel => {
57	"The wifi requires agreement. Housekeeping does not knock. Pump-Bro is in the lobby."
58	}
59	Self::Forum => "Nothing physical happens here. The Elder has a spreadsheet.",
60	Self::Clinic => "The urologist will see you now. He is bored.",
61	}
62	}
63
64	pub fn observer(self) -> Option<Observer> {
65	match self {
66	Self::Bedroom => Some(Observer::Cat),
67	Self::ChangingRoom => Some(Observer::Greg),
68	Self::Nans => Some(Observer::Nan),
69	_ => None,
70	}
71	}
72
73	pub fn has_mum(self) -> bool {
74	matches!(self, Self::Bedroom \| Self::Nans)
75	}
76
77	pub fn has_window(self) -> bool {
78	matches!(self, Self::Bedroom \| Self::Nans \| Self::Hotel)
79	}
80
81	pub fn shop_open(self) -> bool {
82	matches!(self, Self::ChangingRoom \| Self::Hotel)
83	}
84
85	pub fn has_kitchen(self) -> bool {
86	matches!(self, Self::Bedroom \| Self::Nans)
87	}
88
89	pub fn timed(self) -> bool {
90	!matches!(self, Self::Forum \| Self::Clinic)
91	}
92	}
93
94	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
95	pub enum Observer {
96	Cat,
97	Greg,
98	Nan,
99	}
100
101	impl Observer {
102	pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
103	match self {
104	Self::Cat => "cat",
105	Self::Greg => "greg",
106	Self::Nan => "nan",
107	}
108	}
109	}
110
111	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
112	pub enum Grip {
113	Overhand,
114	Underhand,
115	}
116
117	impl Grip {
118	pub fn name(self) -> &'static str {
119	match self {
120	Self::Overhand => "overhand",
121	Self::Underhand => "underhand",
122	}
123	}
124
125	pub fn parse(protocol: &str) -> Option<Self> {
126	match protocol.to_ascii_lowercase().as_str() {
127	"overhand" => Some(Self::Overhand),
128	"underhand" => Some(Self::Underhand),
129	_ => None,
130	}
131	}
132	}
133
134	/// State that belongs to the current floor and resets when you leave it.
135	#[derive(Default)]
136	pub struct FloorState {
137	pub turns: u32,
138	pub drawer_searches: u8,
139	pub edges: u8,
140	pub temp_length: f64,
141	pub teapot: bool,
142	pub towel_stolen: bool,
143	pub brother_told: bool,
144	pub shopping: bool,
145	pub meditated: bool,
146	pub melon_offered: bool,
147	pub warm_arrival: bool,
148	pub wifi_accepted: bool,
149	}
150
151	#[derive(Default)]
152	pub struct Conditions {
153	pub peyronie: bool,
154	pub pulled_muscle: bool,
155	pub priapism_turns: u8,
156	pub friction_burn: bool,
157	}
158
159	pub struct MumVisit {
160	pub errand: &'static str,
161	pub nonce: String,
162	pub strikes: u8,
163	pub knocked: bool,
164	}
165
166	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
167	pub enum Elder {
168	Unverified { strikes: u8 },
169	Verified,
170	Beaten,
171	}
172
173	#[derive(Default)]
174	pub struct Clinic {
175	pub intake_attempts: usize,
176	pub measured: bool,
177	pub cured: bool,
178	}
179
180	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
181	pub enum Story {
182	Unopened,
183	Pending,
184	ReadForum,
185	ClosedTab,
186	}
187
188	#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]
189	pub enum Cause {
190	Ruptured { ice_unused: bool },
191	Caught,
192	Opened,
193	Banned,
194	Degloved,
195	Zip,
196	Meloned,
197	Abandoned,
198	}
199
200	impl Cause {
201	pub fn slug(self) -> &'static str {
202	match self {
203	Self::Ruptured { .. } => "vascular-event",
204	Self::Caught => "caught",
205	Self::Opened => "opened",
206	Self::Banned => "banned",
207	Self::Degloved => "degloved",
208	Self::Zip => "zip",
209	Self::Meloned => "watermelon",
210	Self::Abandoned => "abandoned",
211	}
212	}
213
214	pub fn detail(self) -> &'static str {
215	match self {
216	Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: true } => {
217	"A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended. An ice pack was available and was not used."
218	}
219	Self::Ruptured { ice_unused: false } => {
220	"A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended."
221	}
222	Self::Caught => {
223	"Mum has seen enough. The run has ended. Nobody will mention it at dinner."
224	}
225	Self::Opened => {
226	"Mum has stopped knocking and opened the door. The run has ended. Nobody will mention it at dinner."
227	}
228	Self::Banned => "Your account has been banned. The forum can tell. The run has ended.",
229	Self::Degloved => {
230	"The outer layer has been removed in one piece. It will not be returning. The run has ended."
231	}
232	Self::Zip => {
233	"The request conflicts with the current state of the zip. The run has ended."
234	}
235	Self::Meloned => {
236	"You have been caught with the watermelon. Nobody will mention it at dinner. The run has ended."
237	}
238	Self::Abandoned => "The run was abandoned.",
239	}
240	}
241
242	fn status(self) -> StatusCode {
243	match self {
244	Self::Ruptured { .. } => StatusCode::INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR,
245	Self::Caught \| Self::Opened \| Self::Degloved \| Self::Abandoned => StatusCode::GONE,
246	Self::Meloned => StatusCode::GONE,
247	Self::Banned => StatusCode::FORBIDDEN,
248	Self::Zip => StatusCode::CONFLICT,
249	}
250	}
251
252	pub fn problem(self) -> Problem {
253	Problem::new(self.status(), self.slug(), self.detail())
254	}
255	}
256
257	pub struct Ending {
258	pub cause: Cause,
259	pub turn: u32,
260	}
261
262	pub struct Pending {
263	pub due: u32,
264	pub length: f64,
265	pub girth: f64,
266	}