an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing
Blame: src/game.rs
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1 | use std::time::{Duration, Instant}; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 2 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 3 | use axum::{ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 4 | Json, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 5 | body::Body, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 6 | http::{HeaderName, HeaderValue, StatusCode, header}, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 7 | response::{IntoResponse, Response}, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 8 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 9 | use rand::{Rng, SeedableRng, rngs::StdRng}; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 10 | use serde::Deserialize; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 11 | use serde_json::{Value, json}; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 12 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 13 | use crate::problem::Problem; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 14 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 15 | pub const MAX_STAMINA: i32 = 10; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 16 | pub const SUSPICION_LIMIT: u8 = 5; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 17 | pub const BRANCH_TURN: u32 = 10; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 18 | pub const APPOINTMENT_TURN: u32 = 20; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 19 | pub const REFRACTORY: Duration = Duration::from_secs(30); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 20 | pub const SELF_REPORT_INFLATION: f64 = 1.5; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 21 | pub const MM_PER_INCH: f64 = 25.4; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 22 | pub const EXCUSES: [&str; 3] = ["changing", "homework", "pulled a muscle"]; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 23 | pub const LUBRICANTS: [&str; 5] = [ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 24 | "application/baby-oil", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 25 | "application/coconut-oil", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 26 | "application/lotion", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 27 | "application/vaseline", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 28 | "text/plain; charset=spit", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 29 | ]; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 30 | pub const INTAKE: [&str; 3] = [ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 31 | "The clinic does not accept excuses.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 32 | "The clinic accepts one token. You have not been carrying it.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 33 | "Be honest.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 34 | ]; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 35 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 36 | pub const SERVER_TIMING: HeaderName = HeaderName::from_static("server-timing"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 37 | pub const X_DIAGNOSIS: HeaderName = HeaderName::from_static("x-diagnosis"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 38 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 39 | #[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)] |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 40 | pub enum Lube { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 41 | BabyOil, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 42 | CoconutOil, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 43 | Lotion, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 44 | Vaseline, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 45 | Spit, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 46 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 47 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 48 | impl Lube { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 49 | pub fn from_content_type(content_type: Option<&str>) -> Result<Option<Self>, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 50 | let Some(raw) = content_type else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 51 | return Ok(None); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 52 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 53 | let lowered = raw.to_ascii_lowercase(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 54 | let mut parts = lowered.split(';').map(str::trim); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 55 | let essence = parts.next().unwrap_or_default(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 56 | let spit = parts.any(|p| p.replace(' ', "") == "charset=spit"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 57 | match essence { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 58 | "application/baby-oil" => Ok(Some(Self::BabyOil)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 59 | "application/coconut-oil" => Ok(Some(Self::CoconutOil)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 60 | "application/lotion" => Ok(Some(Self::Lotion)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 61 | "application/vaseline" => Ok(Some(Self::Vaseline)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 62 | "text/plain" if spit => Ok(Some(Self::Spit)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 63 | e if e.starts_with("image/") || e.starts_with("video/") => Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 64 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 65 | "no", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 66 | "No.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 67 | )), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 68 | _ => Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 69 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 70 | "unsupported-lubricant", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 71 | format!("{essence} is not a lubricant."), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 72 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 73 | .with("lubricants", json!(LUBRICANTS))), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 74 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 75 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 76 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 77 | fn modifier(self) -> i32 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 78 | match self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 79 | Self::BabyOil => 1, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 80 | Self::CoconutOil => 3, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 81 | Self::Lotion => 0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 82 | Self::Vaseline => 2, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 83 | Self::Spit => -2, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 84 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 85 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 86 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 87 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 88 | #[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)] |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 89 | pub enum Technique { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 90 | Warmup, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 91 | Ice, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 92 | Wet, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 93 | Dry, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 94 | Stretch, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 95 | Uli, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 96 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 97 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 98 | #[derive(Clone, Copy)] |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 99 | enum LubeRule { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 100 | Required, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 101 | Forbidden, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 102 | Optional, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 103 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 104 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 105 | struct Profile { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 106 | dc: i32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 107 | length: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 108 | girth: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 109 | foreskin: Option<(f64, f64)>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 110 | foreskin_growth: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 111 | lube: LubeRule, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 112 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 113 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 114 | impl Technique { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 115 | pub const ALL: [Self; 6] = [ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 116 | Self::Warmup, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 117 | Self::Ice, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 118 | Self::Wet, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 119 | Self::Dry, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 120 | Self::Stretch, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 121 | Self::Uli, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 122 | ]; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 123 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 124 | pub fn name(self) -> &'static str { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 125 | match self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 126 | Self::Warmup => "warmup", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 127 | Self::Ice => "ice", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 128 | Self::Wet => "wet", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 129 | Self::Dry => "dry", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 130 | Self::Stretch => "stretch", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 131 | Self::Uli => "uli", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 132 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 133 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 134 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 135 | pub fn parse(name: &str) -> Option<Self> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 136 | Self::ALL.into_iter().find(|t| t.name() == name) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 137 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 138 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 139 | fn profile(self) -> Option<Profile> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 140 | let profile = match self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 141 | Self::Warmup | Self::Ice => return None, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 142 | Self::Wet => Profile { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 143 | dc: 10, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 144 | length: 0.010, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 145 | girth: 0.005, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 146 | foreskin: None, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 147 | foreskin_growth: 0.0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 148 | lube: LubeRule::Required, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 149 | }, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 150 | Self::Dry => Profile { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 151 | dc: 12, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 152 | length: 0.008, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 153 | girth: 0.003, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 154 | foreskin: Some((0.8, 2.0)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 155 | foreskin_growth: 0.01, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 156 | lube: LubeRule::Forbidden, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 157 | }, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 158 | Self::Stretch => Profile { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 159 | dc: 11, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 160 | length: 0.015, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 161 | girth: 0.0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 162 | foreskin: Some((0.0, 1.8)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 163 | foreskin_growth: 0.03, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 164 | lube: LubeRule::Optional, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 165 | }, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 166 | Self::Uli => Profile { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 167 | dc: 15, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 168 | length: 0.002, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 169 | girth: 0.020, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 170 | foreskin: None, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 171 | foreskin_growth: 0.0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 172 | lube: LubeRule::Optional, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 173 | }, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 174 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 175 | Some(profile) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 176 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 177 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 178 | pub fn describe(self, forum_read: bool) -> Value { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 179 | let Some(p) = self.profile() else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 180 | let effect = match self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 181 | Self::Warmup => "EQ +25. Satisfies the warm-up precondition.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 182 | _ => "EQ -40. Consumes an ice pack.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 183 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 184 | return json!({ "name": self.name(), "effect": effect }); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 185 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 186 | let lubricant = match p.lube { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 187 | LubeRule::Required => "required", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 188 | LubeRule::Forbidden => "forbidden", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 189 | LubeRule::Optional => "optional", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 190 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 191 | let foreskin = p |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 192 | .foreskin |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 193 | .map(|(min, max)| json!({ "min": min, "max": max })); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 194 | json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 195 | "name": self.name(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 196 | "dc": p.dc, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 197 | "lubricant": lubricant, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 198 | "foreskin": foreskin, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 199 | "locked": self == Self::Uli && !forum_read, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 200 | }) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 201 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 202 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 203 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 204 | pub struct Outcome { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 205 | status: StatusCode, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 206 | body: Option<Value>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 207 | headers: Vec<(HeaderName, String)>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 208 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 209 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 210 | impl Outcome { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 211 | pub fn new(status: StatusCode, body: Option<Value>) -> Self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 212 | Self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 213 | status, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 214 | body, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 215 | headers: Vec::new(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 216 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 217 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 218 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 219 | pub fn header(mut self, name: HeaderName, value: impl Into<String>) -> Self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 220 | self.headers.push((name, value.into())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 221 | self |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 222 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 223 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 224 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 225 | impl IntoResponse for Outcome { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 226 | fn into_response(self) -> Response { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 227 | let mut response = match self.body { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 228 | // RFC 9110 §15.3.7 obliges a 206 to be a byte range of the full representation, so it is. |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 229 | Some(body) if self.status == StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 230 | let full = body.to_string().into_bytes(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 231 | let half = full.len() / 2; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 232 | let range = format!("bytes 0-{}/{}", half - 1, full.len()); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 233 | ( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 234 | self.status, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 235 | [ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 236 | (header::CONTENT_TYPE, "application/json".to_owned()), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 237 | (header::CONTENT_RANGE, range), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 238 | ], |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 239 | Body::from(full[..half].to_vec()), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 240 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 241 | .into_response() |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 242 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 243 | Some(body) => (self.status, Json(body)).into_response(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 244 | None => self.status.into_response(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 245 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 246 | for (name, value) in self.headers { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 247 | let value = HeaderValue::from_str(&value).expect("header values are visible ascii"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 248 | response.headers_mut().append(name, value); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 249 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 250 | response |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 251 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 252 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 253 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 254 | #[derive(Deserialize)] |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 255 | pub struct PatchOp { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 256 | pub op: String, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 257 | pub path: String, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 258 | #[serde(default)] |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 259 | pub value: Value, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 260 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 261 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 262 | pub struct Pending { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 263 | due: u32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 264 | length: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 265 | girth: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 266 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 267 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 268 | pub struct Ending { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 269 | pub cause: &'static str, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 270 | pub detail: String, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 271 | pub turn: u32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 272 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 273 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 274 | pub struct Run { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 275 | pub id: String, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 276 | pub origin_etag: String, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 277 | pub version: u64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 278 | pub turn: u32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 279 | pub length: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 280 | pub girth: f64, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 281 | pub foreskin: Option<f64>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 282 | pub eq: i32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 283 | pub stamina: i32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 284 | pub suspicion: u8, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 285 | pub shame_base: u32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 286 | pub shame: u32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 287 | pub ice_packs: u32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 288 | pub warmed_up: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 289 | pub teapot: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 290 | pub ruler: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 291 | pub put_applied: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 292 | pub forum_read: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 293 | pub branch_pending: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 294 | pub mom_present: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 295 | pub observed: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 296 | pub measured: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 297 | pub cured: bool, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 298 | pub intake_attempts: usize, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 299 | pub refractory_until: Option<Instant>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 300 | pub pending: Vec<Pending>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 301 | pub ended: Option<Ending>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 302 | rng: StdRng, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 303 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 304 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 305 | fn round2(x: f64) -> f64 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 306 | (x * 100.0).round() / 100.0 |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 307 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 308 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 309 | fn round3(x: f64) -> f64 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 310 | (x * 1000.0).round() / 1000.0 |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 311 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 312 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 313 | fn tenths(x: f64) -> i64 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 314 | (x * 10.0).round() as i64 |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 315 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 316 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 317 | fn not_extended() -> Problem { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 318 | Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 319 | StatusCode::NOT_EXTENDED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 320 | "not-extended", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 321 | "The requested extension was not applied. The server has recorded the attempt.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 322 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 323 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 324 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 325 | pub fn parse_credentials<'a>(authorization: &'a str, scheme: &str) -> Option<&'a str> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 326 | let (given, rest) = authorization.trim().split_once(' ')?; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 327 | given |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 328 | .eq_ignore_ascii_case(scheme) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 329 | .then(|| rest.trim().trim_matches('"')) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 330 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 331 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 332 | impl Run { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 333 | pub fn new(id: String, seed: u64, shame_base: u32) -> Self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 334 | let mut rng = StdRng::seed_from_u64(seed); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 335 | let length = round2(rng.random_range(4.5..6.5)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 336 | let girth = round2(rng.random_range(4.0..5.0)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 337 | let foreskin = round2(rng.random_range(0.4..2.4)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 338 | let mut run = Self { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 339 | id, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 340 | origin_etag: String::new(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 341 | version: 0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 342 | turn: 0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 343 | length, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 344 | girth, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 345 | foreskin: Some(foreskin), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 346 | eq: 20, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 347 | stamina: MAX_STAMINA, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 348 | suspicion: 0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 349 | shame_base, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 350 | shame: 0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 351 | ice_packs: 1, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 352 | warmed_up: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 353 | teapot: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 354 | ruler: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 355 | put_applied: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 356 | forum_read: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 357 | branch_pending: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 358 | mom_present: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 359 | observed: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 360 | measured: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 361 | cured: false, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 362 | intake_attempts: 0, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 363 | refractory_until: None, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 364 | pending: Vec::new(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 365 | ended: None, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 366 | rng, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 367 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 368 | run.origin_etag = run.etag(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 369 | run |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 370 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 371 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 372 | pub fn etag(&self) -> String { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 373 | format!("\"{}-{}\"", self.id, self.version) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 374 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 375 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 376 | pub fn touch(&mut self) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 377 | self.version += 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 378 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 379 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 380 | pub fn self_reported(&self) -> f64 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 381 | self.length + SELF_REPORT_INFLATION |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 382 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 383 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 384 | pub fn total_shame(&self) -> u32 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 385 | self.shame_base + self.shame |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 386 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 387 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 388 | pub fn status(&self) -> &'static str { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 389 | match (&self.ended, self.cured) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 390 | (Some(_), _) => "gone", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 391 | (None, true) => "normal", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 392 | (None, false) => "alive", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 393 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 394 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 395 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 396 | pub fn view(&self) -> Value { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 397 | let mut view = json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 398 | "id": self.id, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 399 | "status": self.status(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 400 | "turn": self.turn, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 401 | "floor": 1, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 402 | "self_reported_length": round2(self.self_reported()), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 403 | "girth": round2(self.girth), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 404 | "foreskin": self.foreskin.map(round2), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 405 | "eq": self.eq, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 406 | "stamina": self.stamina, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 407 | "suspicion": self.suspicion, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 408 | "shame": self.total_shame(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 409 | "warmed_up": self.warmed_up, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 410 | }); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 411 | if self.ruler { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 412 | view["length"] = json!(round2(self.length)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 413 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 414 | if self.teapot { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 415 | view["condition"] = json!("short and stout"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 416 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 417 | view |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 418 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 419 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 420 | pub fn end(&mut self, cause: &'static str, detail: &str) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 421 | self.ended = Some(Ending { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 422 | cause, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 423 | detail: detail.into(), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 424 | turn: self.turn, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 425 | }); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 426 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 427 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 428 | pub fn answer_door(&mut self, authorization: Option<&str>) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 429 | let challenge = |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 430 | |p: Problem| p.header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Excuse realm=\"household\""); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 431 | let Some(authorization) = authorization else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 432 | return Err(challenge( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 433 | Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 434 | StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 435 | "someone-at-the-door", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 436 | "Someone is at the door.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 437 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 438 | .with("inventory", format!("/runs/{}/inventory", self.id)), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 439 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 440 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 441 | let excuse = parse_credentials(authorization, "excuse"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 442 | if excuse.is_some_and(|e| EXCUSES.iter().any(|known| known.eq_ignore_ascii_case(e))) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 443 | self.mom_present = false; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 444 | self.suspicion = 0; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 445 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 446 | return Ok(()); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 447 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 448 | self.shame += 3; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 449 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 450 | Err(challenge(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 451 | StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 452 | "excuse-rejected", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 453 | "Mom has not heard that one before. She does not believe it.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 454 | ))) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 455 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 456 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 457 | fn check_refractory(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 458 | let Some(until) = self.refractory_until else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 459 | return Ok(()); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 460 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 461 | if now < until { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 462 | let seconds = (until - now).as_secs() + 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 463 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 464 | StatusCode::TOO_MANY_REQUESTS, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 465 | "overtrained", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 466 | "Stamina is exhausted. The refractory period is in effect.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 467 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 468 | .header(header::RETRY_AFTER, seconds.to_string())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 469 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 470 | self.refractory_until = None; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 471 | self.stamina = MAX_STAMINA; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 472 | self.eq = 20; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 473 | self.warmed_up = false; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 474 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 475 | Ok(()) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 476 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 477 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 478 | fn check_foreskin(&self, min: f64, max: f64) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 479 | let Some(f) = self.foreskin else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 480 | if min <= 0.0 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 481 | return Ok(()); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 482 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 483 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 484 | StatusCode::GONE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 485 | "foreskin-gone", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 486 | "This technique requires a foreskin. The foreskin is gone.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 487 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 488 | .header( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 489 | header::CONTENT_LOCATION, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 490 | format!("/runs/{}/foreskin", self.id), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 491 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 492 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 493 | if f < min { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 494 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 495 | StatusCode::LENGTH_REQUIRED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 496 | "foreskin-insufficient", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 497 | format!( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 498 | "The selected technique requires {min:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are available. The server has noted the shortfall." |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 499 | ), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 500 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 501 | .with("required", min) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 502 | .with("available", round2(f))); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 503 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 504 | if f > max { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 505 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 506 | StatusCode::PAYLOAD_TOO_LARGE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 507 | "foreskin-excessive", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 508 | format!( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 509 | "The selected technique tolerates at most {max:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are present." |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 510 | ), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 511 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 512 | .with("maximum", max) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 513 | .with("present", round2(f))); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 514 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 515 | Ok(()) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 516 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 517 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 518 | fn realize(&mut self) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 519 | let (due, waiting): (Vec<_>, Vec<_>) = std::mem::take(&mut self.pending) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 520 | .into_iter() |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 521 | .partition(|p| p.due <= self.turn); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 522 | self.pending = waiting; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 523 | for p in due { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 524 | self.length += p.length; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 525 | self.girth += p.girth; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 526 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 527 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 528 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 529 | fn gain(&mut self, length: f64, girth: f64, foreskin: f64) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 530 | self.length += length; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 531 | self.girth += girth; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 532 | if let Some(f) = &mut self.foreskin { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 533 | *f += foreskin; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 534 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 535 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 536 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 537 | fn rupture(&mut self) -> Problem { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 538 | let detail = if self.ice_packs > 0 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 539 | "A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended. An ice pack was available and was not used." |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 540 | } else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 541 | "A vessel has exceeded its rated pressure. The run has ended." |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 542 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 543 | self.end("vascular-event", detail); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 544 | Problem::new(StatusCode::INTERNAL_SERVER_ERROR, "vascular-event", detail) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 545 | .with("eq_at_failure", self.eq) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 546 | .with("turn", self.turn) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 547 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 548 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 549 | pub fn jelq( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 550 | &mut self, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 551 | technique: Technique, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 552 | intensity: i32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 553 | lube: Option<Lube>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 554 | now: Instant, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 555 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 556 | self.check_refractory(now)?; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 557 | if self.branch_pending { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 558 | return Ok(self.branch_offer()); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 559 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 560 | let Some(profile) = technique.profile() else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 561 | return self.utility(technique); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 562 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 563 | if technique == Technique::Uli && !self.forum_read { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 564 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 565 | StatusCode::FORBIDDEN, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 566 | "technique-locked", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 567 | "This technique is discussed on the forum. You have not been to the forum.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 568 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 569 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 570 | if !self.warmed_up { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 571 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 572 | StatusCode::PRECONDITION_FAILED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 573 | "cold-start", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 574 | "Warm-up was skipped. The server has noted this.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 575 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 576 | .with("technique", Technique::Warmup.name())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 577 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 578 | match (profile.lube, lube) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 579 | (LubeRule::Required, None) => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 580 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 581 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 582 | "lubricant-required", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 583 | format!( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 584 | "The {} technique requires a lubricant. None was declared.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 585 | technique.name() |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 586 | ), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 587 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 588 | .with("lubricants", json!(LUBRICANTS))); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 589 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 590 | (LubeRule::Forbidden, Some(_)) => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 591 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 592 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 593 | "lubricant-declared", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 594 | "The dry technique was requested. A lubricant was declared.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 595 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 596 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 597 | _ => {} |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 598 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 599 | if let Some((min, max)) = profile.foreskin { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 600 | self.check_foreskin(min, max)?; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 601 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 602 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 603 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 604 | self.turn += 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 605 | self.realize(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 606 | self.stamina -= 1 + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Lotion)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 607 | if self.stamina <= 0 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 608 | self.stamina = 0; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 609 | self.refractory_until = Some(now + REFRACTORY); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 610 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 611 | self.eq = (self.eq + intensity * 2 - 6).clamp(0, 100); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 612 | let suspicion = intensity / 5 + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Vaseline)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 613 | self.suspicion = (self.suspicion + suspicion as u8).min(SUSPICION_LIMIT); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 614 | if self.suspicion == SUSPICION_LIMIT { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 615 | self.mom_present = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 616 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 617 | if self.rng.random_ratio(1, 6) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 618 | self.observed = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 619 | self.shame += 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 620 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 621 | if self.turn == BRANCH_TURN { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 622 | self.branch_pending = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 623 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 624 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 625 | if self.eq > 95 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 626 | self.eq = 0; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 627 | self.warmed_up = false; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 628 | self.shame += 5; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 629 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 630 | StatusCode::TOO_EARLY, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 631 | "premature", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 632 | "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 633 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 634 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 635 | if self.eq < 30 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 636 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 637 | StatusCode::NOT_FOUND, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 638 | "cold", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 639 | "The resource exists. It is cold.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 640 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 641 | .with("eq", self.eq)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 642 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 643 | self.roll(technique, &profile, intensity, lube) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 644 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 645 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 646 | fn roll( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 647 | &mut self, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 648 | technique: Technique, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 649 | profile: &Profile, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 650 | intensity: i32, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 651 | lube: Option<Lube>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 652 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 653 | let natural: i32 = self.rng.random_range(1..=20); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 654 | let band = if (50..=70).contains(&self.eq) { 2 } else { 0 }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 655 | let modifier = lube.map_or(0, Lube::modifier) + band; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 656 | let dc = profile.dc + intensity / 3; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 657 | let total = natural + modifier; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 658 | let timing = format!("roll;desc=\"d20{modifier:+} vs {dc}\";dur={natural}"); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 659 | let timed = |p: Problem| p.header(SERVER_TIMING, &timing); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 660 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 661 | let scale = f64::from(intensity); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 662 | let (mut length, mut girth) = (profile.length * scale, profile.girth * scale); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 663 | if self.teapot { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 664 | length *= 0.5; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 665 | girth *= 1.5; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 666 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 667 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 668 | if natural == 1 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 669 | let touches_foreskin = profile.foreskin.is_some_and(|(min, _)| min > 0.0); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 670 | if touches_foreskin && self.foreskin.is_some() { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 671 | self.foreskin = None; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 672 | self.shame += 25; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 673 | return Err(timed( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 674 | Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 675 | StatusCode::GONE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 676 | "foreskin-lost", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 677 | "The technique has removed the foreskin. It will not be returning.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 678 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 679 | .header( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 680 | header::CONTENT_LOCATION, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 681 | format!("/runs/{}/foreskin", self.id), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 682 | ), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 683 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 684 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 685 | if self.eq > 70 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 686 | return Err(timed(self.rupture())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 687 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 688 | if technique == Technique::Stretch && !self.teapot { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 689 | self.teapot = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 690 | self.shame += 5; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 691 | return Err(timed(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 692 | StatusCode::IM_A_TEAPOT, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 693 | "teapot", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 694 | "The subject is now short and stout. Length gains are halved for the rest of the run.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 695 | ))); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 696 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 697 | return Err(timed(not_extended())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 698 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 699 | if self.eq > 90 && total < dc { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 700 | return Err(timed(self.rupture())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 701 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 702 | if natural == 20 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 703 | self.gain(length * 2.0, girth * 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 704 | return Ok(Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 705 | StatusCode::CREATED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 706 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 707 | "detail": "A permanent gain has been created.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 708 | "length": round3(length * 2.0), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 709 | "girth": round3(girth * 2.0), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 710 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 711 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 712 | .header(header::LOCATION, format!("/runs/{}/length", self.id)) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 713 | .header(SERVER_TIMING, timing)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 714 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 715 | if total < dc - 3 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 716 | return Err(timed(not_extended())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 717 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 718 | if total < dc { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 719 | return Ok(Outcome::new(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT, None).header(SERVER_TIMING, timing)); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 720 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 721 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 722 | let outcome = if self.eq < 50 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 723 | self.gain(length / 2.0, girth / 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 724 | Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 725 | StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 726 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 727 | "detail": "Partial gains were applied. EQ was below the band.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 728 | "length": round3(length / 2.0), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 729 | "girth": round3(girth / 2.0), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 730 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 731 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 732 | } else if total >= dc + 5 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 733 | self.gain(length, girth, profile.foreskin_growth); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 734 | Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 735 | StatusCode::OK, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 736 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 737 | "detail": "Gains were applied.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 738 | "length": round3(length), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 739 | "girth": round3(girth), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 740 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 741 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 742 | } else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 743 | let eta = self.rng.random_range(1..=4); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 744 | self.pending.push(Pending { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 745 | due: self.turn + eta, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 746 | length, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 747 | girth, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 748 | }); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 749 | self.gain(0.0, 0.0, profile.foreskin_growth); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 750 | Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 751 | StatusCode::ACCEPTED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 752 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 753 | "detail": "Gains have been queued. They may arrive.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 754 | "eta_turns": eta, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 755 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 756 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 757 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 758 | Ok(outcome.header(SERVER_TIMING, timing)) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 759 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 760 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 761 | fn utility(&mut self, technique: Technique) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 762 | if technique == Technique::Warmup { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 763 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 764 | self.warmed_up = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 765 | self.eq = (self.eq + 25).min(100); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 766 | return Ok(Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 767 | StatusCode::OK, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 768 | Some(json!({ "detail": "Warmed up. The towel has cooled." })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 769 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 770 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 771 | if self.ice_packs == 0 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 772 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 773 | StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 774 | "no-ice", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 775 | "The ice pack has been used. There was one ice pack.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 776 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 777 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 778 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 779 | self.ice_packs -= 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 780 | self.eq = (self.eq - 40).max(0); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 781 | Ok(Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 782 | StatusCode::OK, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 783 | Some(json!({ "detail": "EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone." })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 784 | )) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 785 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 786 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 787 | fn branch_offer(&self) -> Outcome { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 788 | let forum = format!("/runs/{}/branches/forum", self.id); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 789 | let close = format!("/runs/{}/branches/close-tab", self.id); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 790 | Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 791 | StatusCode::MULTIPLE_CHOICES, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 792 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 793 | "detail": "A browser tab is open. It has been open for some time.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 794 | "choices": [ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 795 | { "href": forum, "method": "POST", "title": "Read the forum" }, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 796 | { "href": close, "method": "POST", "title": "Close the tab" }, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 797 | ], |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 798 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 799 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 800 | .header( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 801 | header::LINK, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 802 | format!( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 803 | "<{forum}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Read the forum\", <{close}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Close the tab\"" |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 804 | ), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 805 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 806 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 807 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 808 | pub fn choose(&mut self, choice: &str) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 809 | if !self.branch_pending { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 810 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 811 | StatusCode::CONFLICT, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 812 | "no-decision-pending", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 813 | "There is no decision pending.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 814 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 815 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 816 | let (location, detail) = match choice { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 817 | "forum" => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 818 | self.forum_read = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 819 | self.shame += 3; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 820 | ( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 821 | format!("/runs/{}/techniques", self.id), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 822 | "The thread is from 2009. A technique called uli is discussed at length.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 823 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 824 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 825 | "close-tab" => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 826 | self.suspicion = 0; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 827 | ( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 828 | format!("/runs/{}", self.id), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 829 | "The tab is closed. Nobody saw it.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 830 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 831 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 832 | _ => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 833 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 834 | StatusCode::NOT_FOUND, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 835 | "no-such-choice", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 836 | "That was not one of the choices.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 837 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 838 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 839 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 840 | self.branch_pending = false; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 841 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 842 | Ok( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 843 | Outcome::new(StatusCode::SEE_OTHER, Some(json!({ "detail": detail }))) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 844 | .header(header::LOCATION, location), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 845 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 846 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 847 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 848 | pub fn search_drawer(&mut self) -> Outcome { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 849 | if self.ruler { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 850 | return Outcome::new(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT, None); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 851 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 852 | self.ruler = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 853 | self.shame += 10; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 854 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 855 | Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 856 | StatusCode::FOUND, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 857 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 858 | "detail": "You now know. This is the first honest measurement of the run.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 859 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 860 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 861 | .header( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 862 | header::LOCATION, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 863 | format!("/runs/{}/inventory/ruler", self.id), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 864 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 865 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 866 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 867 | pub fn put(&mut self) -> Outcome { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 868 | if self.put_applied { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 869 | return Outcome::new(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT, None); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 870 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 871 | self.put_applied = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 872 | self.length += 0.01; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 873 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 874 | Outcome::new(StatusCode::OK, Some(json!({ "detail": "Applied." }))) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 875 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 876 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 877 | pub fn patch(&mut self, ops: &[PatchOp]) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 878 | for op in ops { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 879 | if op.op != "test" { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 880 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 881 | StatusCode::UNPROCESSABLE_ENTITY, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 882 | "wishful-thinking", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 883 | "The server accepts only the truth.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 884 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 885 | .with("op", op.op.clone())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 886 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 887 | let actual = match op.path.as_str() { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 888 | "/length" => self.length, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 889 | "/girth" => self.girth, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 890 | "/foreskin" => self.foreskin.unwrap_or(0.0), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 891 | _ => { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 892 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 893 | StatusCode::UNPROCESSABLE_ENTITY, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 894 | "no-such-measurement", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 895 | "There is no such measurement.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 896 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 897 | .with("path", op.path.clone())); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 898 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 899 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 900 | let Some(claimed) = op.value.as_f64() else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 901 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 902 | StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 903 | "malformed-patch", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 904 | "A test requires a numeric value.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 905 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 906 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 907 | if op.path == "/length" && claimed >= self.length + 1.0 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 908 | self.shame += 2; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 909 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 910 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 911 | StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 912 | "exaggeration", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 913 | "The server has measured. Lying is not a technique.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 914 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 915 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 916 | if tenths(claimed) != tenths(actual) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 917 | self.shame += 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 918 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 919 | return Err( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 920 | Problem::new(StatusCode::CONFLICT, "test-failed", "The test failed.") |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 921 | .with("path", op.path.clone()), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 922 | ); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 923 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 924 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 925 | Ok(Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 926 | StatusCode::OK, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 927 | Some(json!({ "detail": "Correct." })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 928 | )) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 929 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 930 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 931 | pub fn delete_foreskin(&mut self, if_match: Option<&str>) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 932 | if self.foreskin.is_none() { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 933 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 934 | StatusCode::GONE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 935 | "foreskin-gone", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 936 | "The foreskin is gone. It will not be returning.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 937 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 938 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 939 | let Some(if_match) = if_match else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 940 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 941 | StatusCode::PRECONDITION_REQUIRED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 942 | "confirmation-required", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 943 | "The server requires you to be sure. Send If-Match.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 944 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 945 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 946 | if !etag_matches(if_match, &self.etag()) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 947 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 948 | StatusCode::PRECONDITION_FAILED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 949 | "stale-foreskin", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 950 | "The foreskin has changed since you last looked at it.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 951 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 952 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 953 | self.foreskin = None; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 954 | self.shame += 20; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 955 | self.touch(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 956 | Ok(Outcome::new(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT, None)) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 957 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 958 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 959 | pub fn diagnose( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 960 | &mut self, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 961 | authorization: Option<&str>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 962 | if_none_match: Option<&str>, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 963 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 964 | let remaining = APPOINTMENT_TURN.saturating_sub(self.turn); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 965 | if remaining > 0 { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 966 | return Err(Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 967 | StatusCode::TOO_EARLY, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 968 | "no-appointment", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 969 | format!("The clinic's next available appointment is in {remaining} turns."), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 970 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 971 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 972 | let intake = Problem::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 973 | StatusCode::UNAUTHORIZED, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 974 | "intake", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 975 | "The clinic requires authorization.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 976 | ); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 977 | let Some(authorization) = authorization else { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 978 | return Err(intake.header(header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, "Bearer realm=\"clinic\"")); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 979 | }; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 980 | let honest = parse_credentials(authorization, "bearer") |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 981 | .is_some_and(|token| token.eq_ignore_ascii_case("honesty")); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 982 | if !honest { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 983 | let hint = INTAKE[self.intake_attempts.min(INTAKE.len() - 1)]; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 984 | self.intake_attempts += 1; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 985 | return Err(intake.header( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 986 | header::WWW_AUTHENTICATE, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 987 | format!( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 988 | "Bearer realm=\"clinic\", error=\"invalid_token\", error_description=\"{hint}\"" |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 989 | ), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 990 | )); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 991 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 992 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 993 | let etag = self.origin_etag.clone(); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 994 | if if_none_match.is_some_and(|inm| etag_matches(inm, &etag)) { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 995 | self.cured = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 996 | return Ok(Outcome::new(StatusCode::NOT_MODIFIED, None) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 997 | .header(header::ETAG, etag) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 998 | .header(X_DIAGNOSIS, "normal")); |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 999 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1000 | if !self.measured { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1001 | self.measured = true; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1002 | if !self.ruler { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1003 | self.shame += 15; |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1004 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1005 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1006 | Ok(Outcome::new( |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1007 | StatusCode::OK, |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1008 | Some(json!({ |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1009 | "diagnosis": "within normal range", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1010 | "measured_length": round2(self.length), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1011 | "you_said": round2(self.self_reported()), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1012 | "prescription": "Please stop.", |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1013 | })), |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1014 | ) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1015 | .header(header::ETAG, etag)) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1016 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1017 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1018 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1019 | pub fn etag_matches(condition: &str, etag: &str) -> bool { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1020 | condition |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1021 | .split(',') |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1022 | .map(str::trim) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1023 | .any(|tag| tag == "*" || tag.trim_start_matches("W/") == etag) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1024 | } |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1025 | |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1026 | pub fn shaft(mm: usize) -> String { |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1027 | format!("8{}D", "=".repeat(mm.saturating_sub(2))) |
a9b016e4b248 | atagen | 2026-10-10 08:12 UTC | 1028 | } |