an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing
Blame: src/game/jelq.rs
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 1 | use std::{ |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 2 | fmt::Write as _, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 3 | time::{Duration, Instant, SystemTime}, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 4 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 5 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 6 | use axum::http::{StatusCode, header}; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 7 | use rand::Rng; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 8 | use serde_json::json; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 9 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 10 | use super::{ |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 11 | CLINIC_ALLOW, FORUM_THREAD, Floor, Grip, Lube, Outcome, REFRACTORY, Run, SERVER_TIMING, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 12 | SUSPICION_LIMIT, Technique, catalog::LubeRule, catalog::Profile, not_extended, round3, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 13 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 14 | use crate::{game::LUBRICANTS, problem::Problem}; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 15 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 16 | const WEEK: Duration = Duration::from_secs(7 * 24 * 60 * 60); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 17 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 18 | impl Run { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 19 | pub fn jelq( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 20 | &mut self, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 21 | techniques: &[Technique], |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 22 | intensity: i32, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 23 | lube: Option<Lube>, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 24 | now: Instant, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 25 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 26 | self.check_refractory(now)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 27 | if self.branch_pending { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 28 | return Ok(self.branch_offer()); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 29 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 30 | match self.floor { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 31 | Floor::Forum => { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 32 | return Ok(Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 33 | StatusCode::SEE_OTHER, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 34 | json!({ "detail": "Refer to the forum." }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 35 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 36 | .header(header::LOCATION, FORUM_THREAD)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 37 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 38 | Floor::Clinic => { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 39 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 40 | StatusCode::METHOD_NOT_ALLOWED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 41 | "not-in-the-clinic", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 42 | "JELQ is not performed in the clinic.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 43 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 44 | .header(header::ALLOW, CLINIC_ALLOW)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 45 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 46 | _ => {} |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 47 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 48 | if self.items.cage { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 49 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 50 | StatusCode::LOCKED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 51 | "caged", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 52 | "The cage is locked. The key is not in the box.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 53 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 54 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 55 | match *techniques { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 56 | [technique] => self.single(technique, intensity, lube, now), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 57 | [a, b] => self.combo(a, b, intensity, lube, now), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 58 | _ => Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 59 | StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 60 | "too-many-techniques", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 61 | "Two techniques at most. The server has limits even if you do not.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 62 | )), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 63 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 64 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 65 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 66 | fn single( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 67 | &mut self, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 68 | technique: Technique, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 69 | intensity: i32, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 70 | lube: Option<Lube>, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 71 | now: Instant, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 72 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 73 | match technique { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 74 | Technique::Warmup => return self.warm_up(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 75 | Technique::Ice => return self.ice(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 76 | Technique::Supplement => return self.supplement(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 77 | Technique::Edge => {} |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 78 | _ => self.edges = 0, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 79 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 80 | self.prepare(technique, lube)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 81 | self.check_storage()?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 82 | self.floor_enemy()?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 83 | match technique { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 84 | Technique::Edge => return self.edge(now), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 85 | Technique::Pump => return self.pump(now), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 86 | _ => {} |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 87 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 88 | let profile = technique.profile().expect("training technique"); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 89 | self.commit(intensity, lube, now, 1); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 90 | self.hazards(intensity)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 91 | let result = self.roll(technique, &profile, intensity, lube); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 92 | Ok(self.gossip(result?)) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 93 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 94 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 95 | fn combo( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 96 | &mut self, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 97 | a: Technique, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 98 | b: Technique, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 99 | intensity: i32, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 100 | lube: Option<Lube>, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 101 | now: Instant, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 102 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 103 | let (Some(first), Some(second)) = (a.profile(), b.profile()) else { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 104 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 105 | StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 106 | "combo-invalid", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 107 | "Only training techniques can be combined.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 108 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 109 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 110 | if a == b { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 111 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 112 | StatusCode::BAD_REQUEST, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 113 | "combo-invalid", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 114 | "A technique cannot be combined with itself. The server has checked.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 115 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 116 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 117 | self.edges = 0; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 118 | self.prepare(a, lube)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 119 | self.prepare(b, lube)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 120 | self.check_storage()?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 121 | self.floor_enemy()?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 122 | self.commit(intensity, lube, now, 2); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 123 | self.hazards(intensity)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 124 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 125 | let mut statuses = Vec::new(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 126 | for (technique, profile) in [(a, first), (b, second)] { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 127 | let result = self.roll(technique, &profile, intensity, lube); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 128 | if self.ended.is_some() { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 129 | return result; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 130 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 131 | let status = match &result { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 132 | Ok(outcome) => outcome.status(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 133 | Err(problem) => problem.status(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 134 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 135 | statuses.push((technique, status)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 136 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 137 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 138 | let mut xml = String::from( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 139 | "<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"utf-8\"?>\n<D:multistatus xmlns:D=\"DAV:\">\n", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 140 | ); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 141 | for (technique, status) in statuses { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 142 | let _ = write!( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 143 | xml, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 144 | " <D:response>\n <D:href>/runs/{}?technique={}</D:href>\n <D:status>HTTP/1.1 {} {}</D:status>\n </D:response>\n", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 145 | self.id, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 146 | technique.name(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 147 | status.as_u16(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 148 | status.canonical_reason().unwrap_or_default(), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 149 | ); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 150 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 151 | xml.push_str( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 152 | " <D:responsedescription>Each technique has been reported separately.</D:responsedescription>\n</D:multistatus>\n", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 153 | ); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 154 | Ok(Outcome::raw( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 155 | StatusCode::MULTI_STATUS, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 156 | "application/xml; charset=utf-8", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 157 | xml, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 158 | )) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 159 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 160 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 161 | fn prepare(&self, technique: Technique, lube: Option<Lube>) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 162 | if technique == Technique::Uli && !self.forum_read { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 163 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 164 | StatusCode::FORBIDDEN, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 165 | "technique-locked", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 166 | "This technique is discussed on the forum. You have not been to the forum.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 167 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 168 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 169 | if !self.warmed_up { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 170 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 171 | StatusCode::PRECONDITION_FAILED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 172 | "cold-start", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 173 | "Warm-up was skipped. The server has noted this.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 174 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 175 | .with("technique", Technique::Warmup.name())); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 176 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 177 | if technique == Technique::Pump && !self.items.pump_pro { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 178 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 179 | StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 180 | "no-pump", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 181 | "The pump technique depends on a pump.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 182 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 183 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 184 | let Some(profile) = technique.profile() else { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 185 | return Ok(()); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 186 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 187 | match (profile.lube, lube) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 188 | (LubeRule::Required, None) => { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 189 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 190 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 191 | "lubricant-required", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 192 | format!( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 193 | "The {} technique requires a lubricant. None was declared.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 194 | technique.name() |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 195 | ), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 196 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 197 | .with("lubricants", json!(LUBRICANTS))); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 198 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 199 | (LubeRule::Forbidden, Some(_)) => { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 200 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 201 | StatusCode::UNSUPPORTED_MEDIA_TYPE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 202 | "lubricant-declared", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 203 | "The dry technique was requested. A lubricant was declared.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 204 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 205 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 206 | _ => {} |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 207 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 208 | if let Some((min, max)) = profile.foreskin { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 209 | self.check_foreskin(min, max)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 210 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 211 | Ok(()) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 212 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 213 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 214 | fn check_foreskin(&self, min: f64, max: f64) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 215 | let Some(f) = self.foreskin else { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 216 | if min <= 0.0 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 217 | return Ok(()); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 218 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 219 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 220 | StatusCode::GONE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 221 | "foreskin-gone", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 222 | "This technique requires a foreskin. The foreskin is gone.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 223 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 224 | .header( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 225 | header::CONTENT_LOCATION, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 226 | format!("/runs/{}/foreskin", self.id), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 227 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 228 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 229 | if f < min { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 230 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 231 | StatusCode::LENGTH_REQUIRED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 232 | "foreskin-insufficient", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 233 | format!( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 234 | "The selected technique requires {min:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are available. The server has noted the shortfall." |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 235 | ), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 236 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 237 | .with("required", min) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 238 | .with("available", super::round2(f))); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 239 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 240 | if f > max { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 241 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 242 | StatusCode::PAYLOAD_TOO_LARGE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 243 | "foreskin-excessive", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 244 | format!( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 245 | "The selected technique tolerates at most {max:.1} units of foreskin. {f:.2} units are present." |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 246 | ), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 247 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 248 | .with("maximum", max) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 249 | .with("present", super::round2(f))); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 250 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 251 | Ok(()) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 252 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 253 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 254 | fn check_storage(&self) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 255 | if self.items.extender && self.girth > 5.0 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 256 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 257 | StatusCode::INSUFFICIENT_STORAGE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 258 | "jeans-full", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 259 | "The jeans are full. The extender is occupying the remaining storage.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 260 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 261 | .with("extender", format!("/runs/{}/inventory/extender", self.id))); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 262 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 263 | Ok(()) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 264 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 265 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 266 | fn commit(&mut self, intensity: i32, lube: Option<Lube>, now: Instant, cost: i32) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 267 | self.touch(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 268 | self.turn += 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 269 | self.floor_turns += 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 270 | self.realize(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 271 | if self.items.extender { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 272 | self.length += 0.004; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 273 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 274 | self.stamina -= cost + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Lotion)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 275 | if self.stamina <= 0 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 276 | self.stamina = 0; |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 277 | self.refractory_until = Some(now + *REFRACTORY); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 278 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 279 | let chill = if self.floor == Floor::LockerRoom { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 280 | 8 |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 281 | } else { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 282 | 0 |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 283 | }; |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 284 | let wobble = self.rng.random_range(-3..=3); |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 285 | self.eq = (self.eq + intensity * 2 - 6 - chill + wobble).clamp(0, 100); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 286 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 287 | let mut suspicion = intensity / 5 + i32::from(lube == Some(Lube::Vaseline)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 288 | if matches!(self.floor, Floor::LockerRoom | Floor::Grandmas) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 289 | suspicion *= 2; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 290 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 291 | if self.floor == Floor::Grandmas && lube == Some(Lube::CoconutOil) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 292 | suspicion += 2; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 293 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 294 | let was_below = self.suspicion < SUSPICION_LIMIT; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 295 | self.suspicion = |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 296 | (i32::from(self.suspicion) + suspicion).min(i32::from(SUSPICION_LIMIT)) as u8; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 297 | if self.floor.has_mom() && !self.mom_present { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 298 | let summoned = was_below && self.suspicion == SUSPICION_LIMIT; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 299 | if summoned || self.rng.random_ratio(u32::from(self.suspicion) + 1, 16) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 300 | self.mom_present = true; |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 301 | self.mom_strikes = 0; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 302 | self.mom_errand = self.errand(summoned); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 303 | self.nonce = self.fresh_nonce(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 304 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 305 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 306 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 307 | if let Some(observer) = self.floor.observer() |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 308 | && self.rng.random_ratio(1, 6) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 309 | { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 310 | self.observed = Some(observer); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 311 | self.shame += 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 312 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 313 | if self.turn == super::BRANCH_TURN { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 314 | self.branch_pending = true; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 315 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 316 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 317 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 318 | fn hazards(&mut self, intensity: i32) -> Result<(), Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 319 | if self.floor == Floor::LockerRoom && self.rng.random_ratio(1, 10) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 320 | self.shame += 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 321 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 322 | StatusCode::USE_PROXY, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 323 | "friend", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 324 | "A friend has offered to help. Use Proxy is deprecated, and the server has declined on your behalf.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 325 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 326 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 327 | if self.peyronie && self.rng.random_ratio(1, 3) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 328 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 329 | StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 330 | "misdirected", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 331 | "The technique landed slightly to the left. It was meant for a different server.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 332 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 333 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 334 | if intensity <= 2 && self.eq < 50 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 335 | self.eq = (self.eq - 10).max(0); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 336 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 337 | StatusCode::REQUEST_TIMEOUT, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 338 | "lost-it", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 339 | "The request took too long. It was lost.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 340 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 341 | .header(header::CONNECTION, "close")); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 342 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 343 | if self.eq > 95 { |
177535ac8abf | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:39 UTC | 344 | if self.rng.random_ratio(1, 3) { |
177535ac8abf | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:39 UTC | 345 | return Err(self.rupture()); |
177535ac8abf | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:39 UTC | 346 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 347 | self.shame += 5; |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 348 | self.next_floor(false); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 349 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 350 | StatusCode::TOO_EARLY, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 351 | "premature", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 352 | "The floor has ended early. Everyone involved has agreed not to discuss it.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 353 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 354 | .with("floor", self.floor.number())); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 355 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 356 | if self.eq < 30 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 357 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 358 | StatusCode::NOT_FOUND, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 359 | "cold", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 360 | "The resource exists. It is cold.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 361 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 362 | .with("eq", self.eq)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 363 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 364 | Ok(()) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 365 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 366 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 367 | fn roll( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 368 | &mut self, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 369 | technique: Technique, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 370 | profile: &Profile, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 371 | intensity: i32, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 372 | lube: Option<Lube>, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 373 | ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 374 | let natural: i32 = self.rng.random_range(1..=20); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 375 | let band = if (50..=70).contains(&self.eq) { 2 } else { 0 }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 376 | let grip = match (self.grip, technique) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 377 | (Grip::Underhand, Technique::Stretch) => 2, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 378 | (Grip::Underhand, Technique::Wet) => -1, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 379 | _ => 0, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 380 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 381 | let modifier = lube.map_or(0, Lube::modifier) + band + grip; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 382 | let dc = profile.dc + intensity / 3; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 383 | let total = natural + modifier; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 384 | let timing = format!("roll;desc=\"d20{modifier:+} vs {dc}\";dur={natural}"); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 385 | let timed = |p: Problem| p.header(SERVER_TIMING, &timing); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 386 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 387 | let scale = f64::from(intensity); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 388 | let (mut length, mut girth) = (profile.length * scale, profile.girth * scale); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 389 | if self.teapot { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 390 | length *= 0.5; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 391 | girth *= 1.5; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 392 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 393 | if self.items.ring { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 394 | girth *= 2.0; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 395 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 396 | let rupture_eq = if self.items.ring { 80 } else { 90 }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 397 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 398 | if natural == 1 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 399 | let touches_foreskin = profile.foreskin.is_some_and(|(min, _)| min > 0.0); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 400 | if touches_foreskin && self.foreskin.is_some() { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 401 | self.foreskin = None; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 402 | self.shame += 25; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 403 | return Err(timed( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 404 | Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 405 | StatusCode::GONE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 406 | "foreskin-lost", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 407 | "The technique has removed the foreskin. It will not be returning.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 408 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 409 | .header( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 410 | header::CONTENT_LOCATION, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 411 | format!("/runs/{}/foreskin", self.id), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 412 | ), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 413 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 414 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 415 | if self.eq > 70 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 416 | return Err(timed(self.rupture())); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 417 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 418 | if technique == Technique::Stretch && !self.teapot { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 419 | self.teapot = true; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 420 | self.items.teapot_spout = true; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 421 | self.shame += 5; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 422 | return Err(timed(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 423 | StatusCode::IM_A_TEAPOT, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 424 | "teapot", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 425 | "The subject is now short and stout. Length gains are halved for the rest of the floor.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 426 | ))); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 427 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 428 | if technique == Technique::Uli && !self.peyronie { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 429 | self.peyronie = true; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 430 | self.shame += 5; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 431 | return Err(timed(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 432 | StatusCode::MISDIRECTED_REQUEST, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 433 | "curvature", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 434 | "A curvature has developed. Techniques will land slightly to the left until a professional is consulted.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 435 | ))); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 436 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 437 | return Err(timed(not_extended())); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 438 | } |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 439 | if natural == 2 && self.eq > 70 { |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 440 | return Err(timed(self.rupture())); |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 441 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 442 | if self.eq > rupture_eq && total < dc { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 443 | return Err(timed(self.rupture())); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 444 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 445 | if natural == 20 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 446 | self.gain(length * 2.0, girth * 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 447 | return Ok(Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 448 | StatusCode::CREATED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 449 | json!({ |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 450 | "detail": "A permanent gain has been created.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 451 | "length": round3(length * 2.0), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 452 | "girth": round3(girth * 2.0), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 453 | }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 454 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 455 | .header(header::LOCATION, format!("/runs/{}/length", self.id)) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 456 | .header(SERVER_TIMING, timing)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 457 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 458 | if total < dc - 3 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 459 | return Err(timed(not_extended())); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 460 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 461 | if total < dc { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 462 | return Ok(Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NO_CONTENT).header(SERVER_TIMING, timing)); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 463 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 464 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 465 | let outcome = if self.eq < 50 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 466 | self.gain(length / 2.0, girth / 2.0, profile.foreskin_growth); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 467 | Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 468 | StatusCode::PARTIAL_CONTENT, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 469 | json!({ |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 470 | "detail": "Partial gains were applied. EQ was below the band.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 471 | "length": round3(length / 2.0), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 472 | "girth": round3(girth / 2.0), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 473 | }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 474 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 475 | } else if total >= dc + 5 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 476 | self.gain(length, girth, profile.foreskin_growth); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 477 | Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 478 | StatusCode::OK, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 479 | json!({ |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 480 | "detail": "Gains were applied.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 481 | "length": round3(length), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 482 | "girth": round3(girth), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 483 | }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 484 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 485 | } else { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 486 | let eta = self.rng.random_range(1..=4); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 487 | self.pending.push(super::Pending { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 488 | due: self.turn + eta, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 489 | length, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 490 | girth, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 491 | }); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 492 | self.gain(0.0, 0.0, profile.foreskin_growth); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 493 | Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 494 | StatusCode::ACCEPTED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 495 | json!({ |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 496 | "detail": "Gains have been queued. They may arrive.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 497 | "eta_turns": eta, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 498 | }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 499 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 500 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 501 | Ok(outcome.header(SERVER_TIMING, timing)) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 502 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 503 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 504 | fn gossip(&mut self, outcome: Outcome) -> Outcome { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 505 | let reportable = matches!(outcome.status.as_u16(), 200 | 202 | 206); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 506 | if !self.roommate_told || !reportable { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 507 | return outcome; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 508 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 509 | self.roommate_told = false; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 510 | let mut outcome = outcome; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 511 | outcome.status = StatusCode::ALREADY_REPORTED; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 512 | if let super::Payload::Json(body) = &mut outcome.payload { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 513 | body["detail"] = json!("The roommate has already told everyone."); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 514 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 515 | outcome |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 516 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 517 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 518 | fn warm_up(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 519 | if self.floor == Floor::Hotel && self.rng.random_ratio(1, 3) { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 520 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 521 | StatusCode::SERVICE_UNAVAILABLE, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 522 | "service-unavailable", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 523 | "Service is unavailable. The server estimates next week. The server is being pessimistic.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 524 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 525 | .header( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 526 | header::RETRY_AFTER, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 527 | httpdate::fmt_http_date(SystemTime::now() + WEEK), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 528 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 529 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 530 | let (boost, detail) = if self.floor == Floor::Bathroom { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 531 | ( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 532 | 35, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 533 | "Warmed up. The shower is hot. The roommate's will not be.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 534 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 535 | } else { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 536 | (25, "Warmed up. The towel has cooled.") |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 537 | }; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 538 | self.touch(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 539 | self.warmed_up = true; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 540 | self.eq = (self.eq + boost).min(100); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 541 | Ok(Outcome::json(StatusCode::OK, json!({ "detail": detail }))) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 542 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 543 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 544 | fn ice(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 545 | if self.items.ice_packs == 0 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 546 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 547 | StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 548 | "no-ice", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 549 | "The ice technique depends on an ice pack. There are none.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 550 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 551 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 552 | self.touch(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 553 | self.items.ice_packs -= 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 554 | self.eq = (self.eq - 40).max(0); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 555 | Ok(Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 556 | StatusCode::OK, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 557 | json!({ "detail": "EQ has been reduced. The ice pack is gone." }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 558 | )) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 559 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 560 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 561 | fn supplement(&mut self) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 562 | if self.items.supplements == 0 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 563 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 564 | StatusCode::FAILED_DEPENDENCY, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 565 | "no-supplement", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 566 | "The supplement technique depends on a supplement.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 567 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 568 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 569 | self.items.supplements -= 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 570 | self.touch(); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 571 | Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 572 | StatusCode::BAD_GATEWAY, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 573 | "bad-gateway", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 574 | "The upstream returned an invalid response.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 575 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 576 | .with("upstream", "Pump-Bro")) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 577 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 578 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 579 | fn edge(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 580 | self.commit(5, None, now, 1); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 581 | self.edges += 1; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 582 | self.eq = (self.eq + 11).min(100); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 583 | self.girth += 0.004; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 584 | if self.edges >= 3 { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 585 | self.edges = 0; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 586 | self.stamina = 0; |
99524cf9f17c | atagen | 2026-10-10 10:53 UTC | 587 | self.refractory_until = Some(now + *REFRACTORY); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 588 | return Err(Problem::new( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 589 | StatusCode::LOOP_DETECTED, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 590 | "edging-loop", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 591 | "Edging has looped. The server detected an infinite loop and terminated it.", |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 592 | )); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 593 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 594 | self.hazards(5)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 595 | Ok(Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 596 | StatusCode::OK, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 597 | json!({ "detail": "Edged. EQ is rising. Nothing else is.", "edges": self.edges }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 598 | )) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 599 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 600 | |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 601 | fn pump(&mut self, now: Instant) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> { |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 602 | self.commit(4, None, now, 1); |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 603 | self.hazards(4)?; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 604 | self.temp_length += 0.5; |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 605 | Ok(Outcome::json( |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 606 | StatusCode::TEMPORARY_REDIRECT, |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 607 | json!({ "detail": "Gains applied. They are temporary.", "length": 0.5 }), |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 608 | ) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 609 | .header(header::LOCATION, format!("/runs/{}/length", self.id))) |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 610 | } |
dfa38cf4cd4b | atagen | 2026-10-10 09:17 UTC | 611 | } |