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jelq

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an http based roguelike rpg about jelqing

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Blame: src/game/forum.rs

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use axum::http::{StatusCode, header};
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use serde_json::{Value, json};
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use super::{
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    Cause, Elder, Floor, Outcome, Run, Story,
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    balance::{EXAGGERATION, PATIENCE},
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    body::exaggeration,
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    honest, parse_credentials,
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};
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use crate::{headers::X_FORUM_NOTE, problem::Problem};
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pub const FORUM_THREAD: &str = "/forum/threads/2009";
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pub const ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED: &str = "Sun, 14 Jun 2009 03:12:00 GMT";
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const SPREADSHEET: &str = "\
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date,length,girth,technique,notes,honest?
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2007-01-03,7.50,5.50,wet,baseline,no
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2007-06-11,7.50,5.50,wet,feeling fuller,no
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2008-01-02,7.50,5.50,dry,new routine,no
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2008-09-19,7.50,5.50,uli,PUT is idempotent. do not use PUT.,no
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2009-06-14,7.50,5.50,wet,progress is slow but real,no
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";
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pub fn forum_thread() -> Value {
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    json!({
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        "title": "The definitive jelqing FAQ (updated 2009)",
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        "posts": [
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            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Warm up. Always warm up. A cold jelq is a 412 waiting to happen." },
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            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Keep EQ between 50 and 70. Above 70 you are gambling. Above 90 you are a cautionary tale." },
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            { "author": "newbie_2009", "body": "I have been sending PUT for three weeks and nothing has changed." },
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            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "PUT is idempotent. Read the spec." },
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            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "Members verify with a Ruler. Proxy-Authorization, inches, no rounding up. We can tell." },
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            { "author": "throwaway_77", "body": "my doctor said i was normal. i didnt believe him. i still dont know what he meant by bearer" },
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            { "author": "TheElder", "body": "My numbers are in my spreadsheet. They have not changed since 2009. Nothing about me has changed since 2009." },
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        ],
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    })
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}
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fn verification(detail: &str) -> Problem {
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    Problem::new(
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        StatusCode::PROXY_AUTHENTICATION_REQUIRED,
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        "verification-required",
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        detail,
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    )
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    .header(header::PROXY_AUTHENTICATE, "Ruler realm=\"forum\"")
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}
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impl Run {
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    pub(super) fn branch_offer(&self) -> Outcome {
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        let forum = self.path("/branches/forum");
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        let close = self.path("/branches/close-tab");
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        Outcome::json(
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            StatusCode::MULTIPLE_CHOICES,
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            json!({
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                "detail": "A browser tab is open. It has been open for some time.",
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                "choices": [
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                    { "href": forum, "method": "POST", "title": "Read the forum" },
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                    { "href": close, "method": "POST", "title": "Close the tab" },
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                ],
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            }),
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        )
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        .header(
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            header::LINK,
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            format!(
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                "<{forum}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Read the forum\", <{close}>; rel=\"alternate\"; title=\"Close the tab\""
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            ),
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        )
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    }
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    pub fn choose(&mut self, choice: &str) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
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        if self.story != Story::Pending {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::CONFLICT,
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                "no-decision-pending",
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                "There is no decision pending.",
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            ));
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        }
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        let (story, location, detail) = match choice {
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            "forum" => {
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                self.shame += 3;
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                (
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                    Story::ReadForum,
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                    self.path("/techniques"),
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                    "The thread is from 2009. A technique called uli is discussed at length.",
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                )
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            }
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            "close-tab" => {
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                self.suspicion = 0;
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                (
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                    Story::ClosedTab,
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                    self.path(""),
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                    "The tab is closed. Nobody saw it.",
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                )
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            }
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            _ => {
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                return Err(Problem::new(
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                    StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
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                    "no-such-choice",
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                    "That was not one of the choices.",
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                ));
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            }
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        };
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        self.story = story;
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        self.touch();
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        Ok(
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            Outcome::json(StatusCode::SEE_OTHER, json!({ "detail": detail }))
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                .header(header::LOCATION, location),
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        )
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    }
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    fn elder_strike(&mut self, problem: Problem) -> Problem {
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        self.touch();
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        let Elder::Unverified { strikes } = &mut self.elder else {
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            return problem;
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        };
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        *strikes += 1;
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        if *strikes < PATIENCE {
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            return problem;
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        }
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        self.end(Cause::Banned)
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    }
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    /// Failed verification counts toward a ban even on GET, the way repeated bad credentials lock an account.
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    fn verify_member(&mut self, proxy_authorization: Option<&str>) -> Result<(), Problem> {
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        if !matches!(self.elder, Elder::Unverified { .. }) {
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            return Ok(());
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        }
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        let Some(credentials) = proxy_authorization else {
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            return Err(verification("The forum requires verification."));
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        };
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        let Some(claimed) =
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            parse_credentials(credentials, "ruler").and_then(|v| v.parse::<f64>().ok())
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        else {
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            return Err(verification("The forum requires verification, in inches."));
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        };
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        let actual = self.current_length();
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        if claimed >= actual + EXAGGERATION {
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            self.shame += 2;
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            return Err(self.elder_strike(exaggeration()));
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        }
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        if !honest(claimed, actual) {
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            self.shame += 1;
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            return Err(self.elder_strike(verification("Verification failed. The forum can tell.")));
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        }
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        self.elder = Elder::Verified;
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        self.touch();
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        Ok(())
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    }
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    pub fn elder(
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        &mut self,
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        proxy_authorization: Option<&str>,
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        if_modified_since: Option<&str>,
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    ) -> Result<Outcome, Problem> {
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        if self.floor != Floor::Forum {
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            return Err(Problem::new(
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                StatusCode::NOT_FOUND,
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                "elder-absent",
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                "The Elder only posts on the forum.",
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            ));
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        }
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        self.verify_member(proxy_authorization)?;
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        let last_modified =
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            httpdate::parse_http_date(ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED).expect("valid constant date");
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        let current = if_modified_since
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            .and_then(|d| httpdate::parse_http_date(d).ok())
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            .is_some_and(|since| since >= last_modified);
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        if current {
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            if self.elder != Elder::Beaten {
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                self.elder = Elder::Beaten;
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                self.touch();
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            }
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            return Ok(Outcome::empty(StatusCode::NOT_MODIFIED)
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                .header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED));
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        }
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        let spreadsheet = Outcome::raw(StatusCode::OK, "text/csv; header=present", SPREADSHEET)
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            .header(header::LAST_MODIFIED, ELDER_LAST_MODIFIED);
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        if self.filmed_at.is_some() {
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            return Ok(spreadsheet.header(X_FORUM_NOTE, "We have seen the footage."));
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        }
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        Ok(spreadsheet)
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    }
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}