jelq

/// Something that happened alongside the turn, which rides on the response as a `Warning`.

#[derive(Clone, Copy, PartialEq, Eq, Debug)]

pub enum Notice {

    BrotherTriedTheDoor,

    GymStaffLeaveIt,

    HousekeepingReadTheSign,

    StopRaidingTheKitchen,

    StopRaidingTheFridge,

    KevIsTheBar,

    DrawerJammed,

    DrawerComesLoose,

    ThreadHasReplies,

    Reflection,

    MumSatisfied,

    ColdStart,

}

impl Notice {

    pub fn text(self) -> &'static str {

        match self {

            Self::BrotherTriedTheDoor => "your brother tried the door",

            Self::GymStaffLeaveIt => "the gym staff have seen worse, and they leave it there",

            Self::HousekeepingReadTheSign => "housekeeping read the sign",

            Self::StopRaidingTheKitchen => "Stop raiding the kitchen.",

            Self::StopRaidingTheFridge => "Stop raiding the fridge.",

            Self::KevIsTheBar => "Kev is 8 inches, he says. Nobody asked you, which is worse.",

            Self::DrawerJammed => "The drawer has jammed.",

            Self::DrawerComesLoose => "The drawer comes loose. That took a while.",

            Self::ThreadHasReplies => "Somewhere, a forum thread from 2009 still has replies.",

            Self::Reflection => "the count reached ten, and then the reflection started",

            Self::MumSatisfied => "Mum seems satisfied. She takes the washing with her.",

            Self::ColdStart => "Warm-up was skipped. The server has noted this.",

        }

    }

}